The IT guy part 2. . Hi ml it' s the IT guy from yesterday 2 day 25 2 even though Tm at IT 2 one because I am IT I am superderpy 2 he asks me what my favourite  it 4Chan part 1 cougar adobe
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The IT guy part 2

Hi ml it' s the IT guy from yesterday
2 day 25
2 even though Tm **** at IT
2 one because I am IT I am superderpy
2 he asks me what my favourite browser is
2 "Googie... Ultron"
2 "Is it like chrome?"
2 **** thats what I meant
2 " hatter___ it' s what nasa uses"
2 "cool could you that for me?"
2 gulp
2 "yeah no worries"
2 literally start mouse back and forth so fast you can' t see the cursor
2 then an alt deleted into task manager
2 "thereddog go. All done. It looks like google chrome. but it' s really ultron. no one else can tell.''
2 to this day he still thinks he runs google ultron
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#30 - turdparty ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
anyone wanna link part 1 for me?
anyone wanna link part 1 for me?
#33 to #32 - turdparty ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
thanks
thanks
User avatar #3 - traelos (08/15/2014) [-]
He ruined it on day 39.

I actually believed it up until that point.
User avatar #79 to #3 - hattheifbatman (08/16/2014) [-]
Hush now, child.
Day 39 was gold, along with day 30.
#41 to #3 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/16/2014) [-]
why did you stop believing?

inb4 glee jokes
#2 - mikkeldp (08/15/2014) [-]
Good read.
Also HFW HR and the "professional" almost got him fired
#57 - smoshanthony (08/16/2014) [-]
Kek
#48 - yourinvisiblegf (08/16/2014) [-]
" ******* hackers right ?"

God, my sides...
#11 - zerith (08/15/2014) [-]
I'm so tired right now, so these were really funny. Thanks.
I'm so tired right now, so these were really funny. Thanks.
#64 - shreksorcist (08/16/2014) [-]
This was on Ultron's website.. Yeah...
#54 - metalcoldreaper (08/16/2014) [-]
I love this, real or fake. I'd say fake because the stupidity of these people is like out of a damn movie.

Someone make this a movie, or a youtube series.
#22 - EvilSquiggly (08/16/2014) [-]
I updated my adobe reader after this
I updated my adobe reader after this
#17 - applejackhf (08/16/2014) [-]
"Pajama Butt Slut"
"Pajama Butt Slut"
User avatar #4 - include ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Reminds me of tripscausedthis
User avatar #10 to #4 - tripscausedthis (08/15/2014) [-]
pretty sure this guy has more it knowledge than me.
User avatar #45 - rakogoki (08/16/2014) [-]
this needs its own tv show.
#67 - LocoJoe (08/16/2014) [-]
"It's the jitterbug gang."
"It's the jitterbug gang."
User avatar #63 - drainbamage (08/16/2014) [-]
>we are brother he and I
>IT brothers

This **** .
#70 - mattdoggy (08/16/2014) [-]
As someone who has done IT and not known the first thing about computers i can tell you this is exactly how it goes   
Just remotely access stuff, use big words, and then pretend like someone messed something up but you'll cover for them so they don't complain anymore
As someone who has done IT and not known the first thing about computers i can tell you this is exactly how it goes
Just remotely access stuff, use big words, and then pretend like someone messed something up but you'll cover for them so they don't complain anymore
User avatar #6 - guylongname (08/15/2014) [-]
This is why I come to FJ
User avatar #72 - pivotmasterdm (08/16/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Just turned 18
>Dad said I needed a job
>Decide to offer my services on craigslist
>Put myself on as a computer technician
>Get a ******** of emails from people who want me to fix their computer
>Most of them aren't big issues, just a loose plug or something
>One day get an email from a guy asking if I can build his computer for him
>He doesn't have parts or anything
>Ask what he wants to use the computer for
>"Work at home"
>Google search "How to build a computer for work at home"
>Find a video on youtube listing the parts and how to build the actual machine
>Send him the list of parts he needs to buy from the video
>3 weeks later
>He gets the parts and requests I come over and build it
>I go to his house and request I be alone in the room while building it
>Say it'll mess up the graphics card if there are 2 people giving off static in the room
>He buys it and leaves
>Watch the video on my phone and finish the build in around 20-25 minutes
>It works fine
>Get paid $250 for doing close to nothing
User avatar #69 - AlbertEinstein (08/16/2014) [-]
This is becoming me with my IT job, except I just browse Funnyjunk
#68 - SuperHyperCrazy ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Can somebody really complain about their job when they don't do anything they're supposed to anyway?
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