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The Fresh Maintenance Man of the WTC
Tags: the fresh prince
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THE FRESH MAINTENANCE MAN OF THE TWIN TOWERS
NOW, THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIRTER) -TUNNEL) ' SIDE DOWN,
AND I' D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE,
JUST TAKE A SEAT,
AND I' LL TELL YOU HOW I SURMISED THE ATTACK ON THE WTC.
IN WHITESIDE NEW YORK, BORN 'N' RAISED,
WORKIN' IN THE TOWER IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS,
CHILLIN' OUT, CLEANIN' ALL COOL,
AND ALL SPENDING MY LUNCH BREAKS NEAR THE BACK WALL.
THEN A COUPLE OF TERRORISTS,
WHO WERE UP TO NC) GOOD, STARTED CRASHING PLANES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD,
THEY TOOK DOWN ONE LITTLE TOWER AND THE POLICE GOT SCARED,
AND SAID, "GET OUT! THERE' S FIRE EVERYWHERE!"
I WENT UP TO THE WINDOW AND WHEN A SECOND PLANE CAME NEAR,
ED BACK IN FRIGHT, MY EYES FULL OF FEAR,
F ANYTHING I COULD SAY, MY END WAS NEAR,
BUT I THOUGHT, "NAH, FORGET IT, I' M OUTTA HERE!"
IRAN OUT OF THE ENTRANCE BOUT? OR B,
AND I YELLED TO THE TRAF' F' ED SURVIVORS, "YOU MAD? SMELL YOU LATER!"
I LOOKED AT THE RUINS, I WAS FINALLY FREE,
TO TELL YOU HOW I SURMISED THE ATTACK ON WTC.
THE FRESH MAINTENANCE MAN OF THE TWIN TOWERS
NOW, THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIRTER) -TUNNEL) ' SIDE DOWN,
AND I' D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE,
JUST TAKE A SEAT,
AND I' LL TELL YOU HOW I SURMISED THE ATTACK ON THE WTC.
IN WHITESIDE NEW YORK, BORN 'N' RAISED,
WORKIN' IN THE TOWER IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS,
CHILLIN' OUT, CLEANIN' ALL COOL,
AND ALL SPENDING MY LUNCH BREAKS NEAR THE BACK WALL.
THEN A COUPLE OF TERRORISTS,
WHO WERE UP TO NC) GOOD, STARTED CRASHING PLANES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD,
THEY TOOK DOWN ONE LITTLE TOWER AND THE POLICE GOT SCARED,
AND SAID, "GET OUT! THERE' S FIRE EVERYWHERE!"
I WENT UP TO THE WINDOW AND WHEN A SECOND PLANE CAME NEAR,
ED BACK IN FRIGHT, MY EYES FULL OF FEAR,
F ANYTHING I COULD SAY, MY END WAS NEAR,
BUT I THOUGHT, "NAH, FORGET IT, I' M OUTTA HERE!"
IRAN OUT OF THE ENTRANCE BOUT? OR B,
AND I YELLED TO THE TRAF' F' ED SURVIVORS, "YOU MAD? SMELL YOU LATER!"
I LOOKED AT THE RUINS, I WAS FINALLY FREE,
TO TELL YOU HOW I SURMISED THE ATTACK ON WTC.
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