The Fresh Chav of Manchester. . File: . jpg-( 212 KB, 1024x768, Fresh_ Chav_ _ Mann: hester. jpg] IN WEST MANCHESTER, BORN 'N' RAISED, IN MY COUNCIL HOUSE IS WH
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The Fresh Chav of Manchester

File: . jpg-( 212 KB, 1024x768, Fresh_ Chav_ _ Mann: hester. jpg]
IN WEST MANCHESTER, BORN 'N' RAISED,
IN MY COUNCIL HOUSE IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS,
CHILLIN' OUT, MA. KIN' STEALING ALL COOL,
AND ALL SMOKING SOME CIGARETTES OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL,
WHEN A COUPLE OF RAKI' S WHO WERE UP TO NC) GOOD,
STARTED CAUSING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD,
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND THE POLICE WENT CRAZY,
I BEGGED AND PLEADED WITH THEM, THEY LOCKED ME UP,
I KEPT SCREAMING AND KICKING AND THEY TRIED TO SHUT ME UP,
THEN MY MUM DROME BY AND SHE TOOK ME OUT MY CELL,
AND WE STOLE SOME PETROL FROM A GAS STATION CALLED SHELL,
WE RULLED UP IN THE DRIVEWAY BOUT? OR B,
AND I YELLED TO THE CORKERS, "YOU MAD? SMELL YOU LATER!"
I LOOKED AT MY COUNCIL HOUSE, I WAS FINALLY FREE,
TO SIT ON MY THRONE, AND PLAY SOME ******* .
BECAUSE MY UNDERSTANDING OF THE LAW WAS A LITTLE BIT HAZY,
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Submitted: 05/16/2012
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