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The Deep South. God damn I love being white. Anonymous (/ 05/" Whun) 20: 43 UTC No. 40253692 Replies: ? :: :: best cinema experiences of your life thread e befo

God damn I love being white

Anonymous (/ 05/" Whun) 20: 43 UTC No. 40253692 Replies: ? :: ::
best cinema experiences of your life thread
e before movie starts
e that old spice commercial semes en
e leek at your boyfriend, new leek at me, new leek back at your boyfriend-.
e at the end ofthe commercial seme dude sitting with his IO/ IO girlfriend yells out 'at least I' m not a nigger!'
e the entire reem loses it, everyone laughs hysterically
shear hem the projector reem
gguy working the projector slides his hand in frend bmimage and gives a thumbs up
ethers is new a 50 ft thumbs up en the screen
screwd starts cheering and gives a standing ovation
ppeople go mete the guy and pat his shellder and shake his hand
everyone begins to shake each others hands and hug
tthis gees en fer like 5 minutes
e when the reem gums down, a black family hiding in the frend rew gets up and walks out the theatre
e the whale reem loses it again
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#74 - bobafouette
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(06/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by chasboh
Of course it's fake, it only makes it all the more hilarious that the op sounds so convinced of the veracity of his ****. 4chan is very fond of those ******** stories.    
   
Why are there so many people in the comments acting like they're ******* Christopher Columbus for finding about that?
Of course it's fake, it only makes it all the more hilarious that the op sounds so convinced of the veracity of his ****. 4chan is very fond of those ******** stories.

Why are there so many people in the comments acting like they're ******* Christopher Columbus for finding about that?
#86 to #74 - anon id: cc061047
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(06/22/2014) [-]
'The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.'

Welcome to FJ m8. Most of them are too afraid to go there and see that disclaimer not realizing its all cancer now anyways. As is the entire internet. I'm cancer, you're cancer, he, she, me, cancer.
#94 to #74 - zerocousland
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(06/26/2014) [-]
Because they all come here from Tumblr where all the stories are fake but everyone believes they are true... even the liars telling them.
User avatar #4 - herecomesjohnny
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(06/21/2014) [-]
sounds ********
#9 to #4 - anon id: 20b0b7c0
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Thats because hes joking.
#23 - bigjinfinity
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(06/21/2014) [-]
I don't think adults would laugh at stuff like that.
User avatar #33 to #23 - chiefwahoo
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(06/21/2014) [-]
I'm an adult and I would laugh at that.
User avatar #83 to #33 - threeeighteen
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(06/22/2014) [-]
Real adults, not the pretend adults like those of us on here.
User avatar #88 to #23 - twi
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(06/22/2014) [-]
the kkk exists
#31 to #23 - kinggucciswagman
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(06/21/2014) [-]
#35 to #31 - meatboy
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Doubting the doubt... interesting
User avatar #93 to #35 - kinggucciswagman
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(06/22/2014) [-]
I was kinda meaning to give him a more high quality doubt..
Hes **** at doubting.
#34 - xcoreyx
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(06/21/2014) [-]
> be watching Insidious 2, opening night
> theater is full, sold out show
> at one point someone is walking through the house
> don't remember the exact scene, but she is about to open a door
> super suspenseful
> reaching for the handle
> just then, a black guy right behind me yells "OH HELL NAW!"
> entire theater bursts out laughing
> completely ruins jump scare
> mfw
#2 - anon id: 1696258a
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(06/21/2014) [-]
I used to be a projectionist. They can't hear anything in the auditorium and if they put their hand in front of the projector it will black out the entire screen. It's literally impossible to give a big thumbs up.
User avatar #7 to #2 - Tusura
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(06/21/2014) [-]
The people in the back row can stand on the seat and put their hand in front of the window, but you're right about the projectionist.
User avatar #26 to #2 - misticalz
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(06/21/2014) [-]
How much were you paid?
#27 to #2 - balancek
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Guys it is a 4chan post... not usually realistic
User avatar #28 to #2 - messerauditore
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(06/21/2014) [-]
But because it's from 4chan everyone believes it regardless. As always.
#20 to #2 - racistname
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(06/21/2014) [-]
**racistname rolled image**   
Guess it's word against word then. I would rather believe in a 4chan story than a random gay ass poster on funnyjunk. What now, bitch?
**racistname rolled image**
Guess it's word against word then. I would rather believe in a 4chan story than a random gay ass poster on funnyjunk. What now, bitch?
User avatar #32 to #20 - kadish
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(06/21/2014) [-]
not just any gay ass poster, an anon gay ass poster
#76 to #20 - anon id: e67c49e9
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(06/21/2014) [-]
yeah, because a crowd of people totally cheered on a guy for racist comments.
User avatar #22 - TATTYBOJANGLES
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(06/21/2014) [-]
I got a couple of these, kinda tame but they made me laugh.

Myself, my ex-girlfriend, and a few friends and their girlfriends went to see Spider-man 3 about a week after it came out. We'd missed the showing we had intended to watch because of issues regarding taxis and had to wait 2 hours until the next showing, which was time spent at a bar in the movie complex. After a few games of pool and more than too much to drink we set off to see Spider-man. We weren't exactly sober, but we seemed to be holding it together pretty well, we were hardly noticeably inebriated. So get to the point in the movie where ol' symbiote infused Peter is strutting his funky stuff in the jazz club with Gwen Stacey and accidentally hits Mary Jane. As he hit her, there was an audible gasp from the audience, followed by a small silence in which my best friend Mark shouts out "BITCH SLAPPED!" The audience starts to laugh loudly for a few moments but none found it funnier than my girlfriend, who was trying to stifle her laughter once the crowd stopped laughing to avoid annoying people. 5 minutes had passed and she was still laughing, and she'd reached a point where her laugh was that fierce that no noise would come out of her mouth and she looked like she couldn't breathe. Eventually, she puked a fountain of double vodka redbulls into the footway where we were sitting, all the while, laughing her ******* ass off. Except now, her restraint was gone and she was laughing loudly all the way down the steps to the bathroom. I followed her and took her home, then I got a call from my friend Dave who said the ushers kicked them all out a few seconds after we left. I still haven't seen the rest of Spider-Man 3.
#66 to #22 - labree
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User avatar #10 - guano
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(06/21/2014) [-]
my best experience in a movie theatre was yesterday.
go in with my gf, sit down, watch some gay romance movie.
we both say i love you
make out
yes im just a kid so **** off
User avatar #19 to #10 - srhkid
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(06/21/2014) [-]
My gf T the time went to the movies one day, i walked in the dark theater, i fell, she stepped on me fell i got a black eye. She skinned her shin. I tell everyone shs abused me. We broke hp a few months later
User avatar #38 to #10 - theodordronen
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(06/21/2014) [-]
This is SO adorable in many ways.
User avatar #41 to #10 - fukkendragonite
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(06/21/2014) [-]
D'aww, that's awesome. Enjoy it man
#70 - dronenortle
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(06/21/2014) [-]
I DON'T LIKE SOMETHING SO LET ME MAKE UP A STORY THAT MAKES THAT THING LOOK BAD SO PEOPLE CAN LAUGH WITH ME
#61 - russianbro
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah...sounds legit
#18 - lizardonfire
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