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The Deep South. God damn I love being white. Anonymous (/ 05/" Whun) 20: 43 UTC No. 40253692 Replies: ? :: :: best cinema experiences of your life thread e befo

God damn I love being white

Anonymous (/ 05/" Whun) 20: 43 UTC No. 40253692 Replies: ? :: ::
best cinema experiences of your life thread
e before movie starts
e that old spice commercial semes en
e leek at your boyfriend, new leek at me, new leek back at your boyfriend-.
e at the end ofthe commercial seme dude sitting with his IO/ IO girlfriend yells out 'at least I' m not a ****** !'
e the entire reem loses it, everyone laughs hysterically
shear hem the projector reem
gguy working the projector slides his hand in frend bmimage and gives a thumbs up
ethers is new a 50 ft thumbs up en the screen
screwd starts cheering and gives a standing ovation
ppeople go mete the guy and pat his shellder and shake his hand
everyone begins to shake each others hands and hug
tthis gees en fer like 5 minutes
e when the reem gums down, a black family hiding in the frend rew gets up and walks out the theatre
e the whale reem loses it again
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#74 - bobafouette (06/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Of course it's fake, it only makes it all the more hilarious that the op sounds so convinced of the veracity of his 			****		. 4chan is very fond of those 			********		 stories.    
   
Why are there so many people in the comments acting like they're 			*******		 Christopher Columbus for finding about that?
Of course it's fake, it only makes it all the more hilarious that the op sounds so convinced of the veracity of his **** . 4chan is very fond of those ******** stories.

Why are there so many people in the comments acting like they're ******* Christopher Columbus for finding about that?
#2 - anon (06/21/2014) [-]
I used to be a projectionist. They can't hear anything in the auditorium and if they put their hand in front of the projector it will black out the entire screen. It's literally impossible to give a big thumbs up.
User avatar #26 to #2 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
How much were you paid?
#27 to #2 - balancek (06/21/2014) [-]
Guys it is a 4chan post... not usually realistic
User avatar #28 to #2 - messerauditore (06/21/2014) [-]
But because it's from 4chan everyone believes it regardless. As always.
User avatar #7 to #2 - Tusura (06/21/2014) [-]
The people in the back row can stand on the seat and put their hand in front of the window, but you're right about the projectionist.
#20 to #2 - racistname (06/21/2014) [-]
**racistname rolled image**   
Guess it's word against word then. I would rather believe in a 4chan story than a random gay ass poster on funnyjunk. What now, bitch?
**racistname rolled image**
Guess it's word against word then. I would rather believe in a 4chan story than a random gay ass poster on funnyjunk. What now, bitch?
#76 to #20 - anon (06/21/2014) [-]
yeah, because a crowd of people totally cheered on a guy for racist comments.
User avatar #32 to #20 - kadish (06/21/2014) [-]
not just any gay ass poster, an anon gay ass poster
User avatar #4 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2014) [-]
sounds ********
#9 to #4 - anon (06/21/2014) [-]
Thats because hes joking.
#34 - xcoreyx (06/21/2014) [-]
> be watching Insidious 2, opening night
> theater is full, sold out show
> at one point someone is walking through the house
> don't remember the exact scene, but she is about to open a door
> super suspenseful
> reaching for the handle
> just then, a black guy right behind me yells "OH HELL NAW!"
> entire theater bursts out laughing
> completely ruins jump scare
> mfw
#23 - bigjinfinity (06/21/2014) [-]
I don't think adults would laugh at stuff like that.
User avatar #88 to #23 - twi (06/22/2014) [-]
the kkk exists
User avatar #33 to #23 - chiefwahoo (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm an adult and I would laugh at that.
User avatar #83 to #33 - threeeighteen (06/22/2014) [-]
Real adults, not the pretend adults like those of us on here.
#35 to #31 - meatboy ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Doubting the doubt... interesting
User avatar #93 to #35 - kinggucciswagman (06/22/2014) [-]
I was kinda meaning to give him a more high quality doubt..
Hes **** at doubting.
#25 - anon (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 - TATTYBOJANGLES (06/21/2014) [-]
I got a couple of these, kinda tame but they made me laugh.

Myself, my ex-girlfriend, and a few friends and their girlfriends went to see Spider-man 3 about a week after it came out. We'd missed the showing we had intended to watch because of issues regarding taxis and had to wait 2 hours until the next showing, which was time spent at a bar in the movie complex. After a few games of pool and more than too much to drink we set off to see Spider-man. We weren't exactly sober, but we seemed to be holding it together pretty well, we were hardly noticeably inebriated. So get to the point in the movie where ol' symbiote infused Peter is strutting his funky stuff in the jazz club with Gwen Stacey and accidentally hits Mary Jane. As he hit her, there was an audible gasp from the audience, followed by a small silence in which my best friend Mark shouts out "BITCH SLAPPED!" The audience starts to laugh loudly for a few moments but none found it funnier than my girlfriend, who was trying to stifle her laughter once the crowd stopped laughing to avoid annoying people. 5 minutes had passed and she was still laughing, and she'd reached a point where her laugh was that fierce that no noise would come out of her mouth and she looked like she couldn't breathe. Eventually, she puked a fountain of double vodka redbulls into the footway where we were sitting, all the while, laughing her ******* ass off. Except now, her restraint was gone and she was laughing loudly all the way down the steps to the bathroom. I followed her and took her home, then I got a call from my friend Dave who said the ushers kicked them all out a few seconds after we left. I still haven't seen the rest of Spider-Man 3.
#70 - dronenortle (06/21/2014) [-]
I DON'T LIKE SOMETHING SO LET ME MAKE UP A STORY THAT MAKES THAT THING LOOK BAD SO PEOPLE CAN LAUGH WITH ME
#61 - russianbro (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah...sounds legit
#18 - lizardonfire ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - guano (06/21/2014) [-]
my best experience in a movie theatre was yesterday.
go in with my gf, sit down, watch some gay romance movie.
we both say i love you
make out
yes im just a kid so **** off
User avatar #19 to #10 - srhkid (06/21/2014) [-]
My gf T the time went to the movies one day, i walked in the dark theater, i fell, she stepped on me fell i got a black eye. She skinned her shin. I tell everyone shs abused me. We broke hp a few months later
User avatar #38 to #10 - theodordronen ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
This is SO adorable in many ways.
User avatar #41 to #10 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
D'aww, that's awesome. Enjoy it man
#56 - NoXV (06/21/2014) [-]
There are too many posts to reply to, so I'll just leave this here.
#54 - aizeinstein (06/21/2014) [-]
- Be me   
- Go to theatre with gf (ex now)   
- Movie is Skyfall   
- Start to make out but check out movie once in a while   
- Decide "			****		 it, I'm watching this thing"   
- She didn't flip out like bitch   
Best theatre experience ever. I still miss her sometimes.
- Be me
- Go to theatre with gf (ex now)
- Movie is Skyfall
- Start to make out but check out movie once in a while
- Decide " **** it, I'm watching this thing"
- She didn't flip out like bitch
Best theatre experience ever. I still miss her sometimes.
#79 to #54 - mistatesla (06/21/2014) [-]
Reminds me of a movie experience

>be with 6/10 (8/10 because I was in love blah blah) gf (now ex)
>Go to see Gravity for the first time
>She tells me she wants to blow me during it
>BJ and IMAX Space, who wouldn't?
>Get to theater, I'm pumped
>Gf decides she isn't going to blow me, just hj
>okay
>Watch the movie, with her hands down my pants, my jacket over us
>Trying to watch movie but something is wrong
>This girl is trying to finger my dick
>She seriously claws her way to the entry of my dick hole and then pulls out her fingers and licks them
>I was basically popcorn for her at that moment
>Hurt like a bitch
>I tried to tell her to stop, but she insisted
> Said "She likes the taste"
> Later that night I went back home and checked out the damage
> Cleaned it up the best I could and just went straight to bed

But all in all, Gravity wasn't that bad but they could of done a lot better. Just over-hyped in my opinion.
#80 to #79 - aizeinstein (06/21/2014) [-]
The girl I mentioned use to bite me while kissing. I don't wanna mention bj -_-
The girl I mentioned use to bite me while kissing. I don't wanna mention bj -_-
#85 to #80 - mistatesla (06/22/2014) [-]
I know, trust me, mine was a masochist.
#89 to #79 - catburglarpenis (06/22/2014) [-]
And... this is where I needed to stop reading.
#84 - anon (06/22/2014) [-]
>Be keen as hell for the final installation of my favourite franchise ever
>Stand in long ass line to buy ticket
>Purchase ticket and mortgage home to buy large popcorn for self and friend
>Movie is about to begin, curl myself into the foetal position during hour long preview session
>AR-15 fire sprays across the theatre
>Of those who survive, the remainder sprint from the cinema
>I look up from my foetal position to finally see the start of the movie
>I am the last in the cinema
>I alone rise
>Deshi Basara
#82 - brawndotheseadrago (06/22/2014) [-]
>be a few years younger   
>forced to go see "New Year's Eve" with lady friends   
>Notorious for making fun of movies   
>thisgunbgud.jpg   
>Before movie starts, there's an ad against texting and driving   
>immediately make horribly insensitive jokes about death and 9/11 and whatever   
>All boyfriends dragged to this movie lose it   
later   
>Sarah Jessica Parker walking down the street, starts dialing number on phone.   
>Clearly and Audibly say, "I didn't think you could dial a phone with hooves"   
>Everyone loses their 			****		   
>Boyfriends in on it at this point   
>Guy behind me starts whinnying every time she even mutters a word   
>Women are actually leaving the theater, their boyfriends are actually staying   
mfw I turned a chic flic into a Rocky Horror viewing
>be a few years younger
>forced to go see "New Year's Eve" with lady friends
>Notorious for making fun of movies
>thisgunbgud.jpg
>Before movie starts, there's an ad against texting and driving
>immediately make horribly insensitive jokes about death and 9/11 and whatever
>All boyfriends dragged to this movie lose it
later
>Sarah Jessica Parker walking down the street, starts dialing number on phone.
>Clearly and Audibly say, "I didn't think you could dial a phone with hooves"
>Everyone loses their ****
>Boyfriends in on it at this point
>Guy behind me starts whinnying every time she even mutters a word
>Women are actually leaving the theater, their boyfriends are actually staying
mfw I turned a chic flic into a Rocky Horror viewing
#57 - musichead (06/21/2014) [-]
My best experience;   
>be 16   
>go to see Gatsby movie with girlfriend (about a 6/10, 6.5 on a good day) at the time   
>she's a huge reader, and had a huge crush on Leo Decaprio (almost as much as the people on this site have), so she's incredibly excited   
>throughout movie, she gets loud whenever a big scene is coming   
>guy behind us gets angry with us   
>"Excuse me, you're ruining the movie, could you please stop?"   
>I apologize for her, she looks disgruntled about it   
>getting to the scene where  Gatsby gets shot in the pool    
>girlfriend starts practically sobbing because she knows that it's coming   
>guy behind us has finally had it with her 			****		   
>dumps bucket of popcorn on her   
>people around us laughing, including me   
>she gets incredibly angry and storms out   
>mfw she broke up with me for laughing
My best experience;
>be 16
>go to see Gatsby movie with girlfriend (about a 6/10, 6.5 on a good day) at the time
>she's a huge reader, and had a huge crush on Leo Decaprio (almost as much as the people on this site have), so she's incredibly excited
>throughout movie, she gets loud whenever a big scene is coming
>guy behind us gets angry with us
>"Excuse me, you're ruining the movie, could you please stop?"
>I apologize for her, she looks disgruntled about it
>getting to the scene where Gatsby gets shot in the pool
>girlfriend starts practically sobbing because she knows that it's coming
>guy behind us has finally had it with her ****
>dumps bucket of popcorn on her
>people around us laughing, including me
>she gets incredibly angry and storms out
>mfw she broke up with me for laughing
#55 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
Seems legit
#29 - anon (06/21/2014) [-]
I have two great movie theatre stories.
1. My buddy and I went to see Quantum of Solace when it came out and when they found the body of the chick who was drowned in the oil some guy in the theatre yelled out "Damn she looks good in oil!".
2. Went to the midnight release of the Avengers (There was also a thunderstorm that night) and right as Tony Stark said "...unlimited power-" the power cut off. Whilst sitting in the dark some chick yelled out "GOD ******* DAMMIT THOR." They actually couldn't restart the movie so we got free movie tickets.
#1 - spambassador (06/21/2014) [-]
your movie theaters play commercials? the **** ? we get trailers, but thats it, nothing more
User avatar #36 to #1 - IGotThis (06/21/2014) [-]
Regal and Cinemark does it all the time.
User avatar #3 to #1 - VincentKing ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
In australia, you get commercials first, them the room goes black and you get trailers. The trailers start when they say the movie is going to start, and the commercials are played for the early people.
User avatar #5 to #3 - atomschlumpf (06/21/2014) [-]
Same in Germany, at least in the theatres I've been in
#8 to #5 - anon (06/21/2014) [-]
You think that's bad? In America, we have pre-commercials. Usually local ads, info on charities, upcoming events in town, trivia, and the theatres friggin' menu are all ones I've seen. Then we get commercials, then we get trailers, then we get the movie.

You could be 20 minutes late to the theatre, and still catch a couple trailers.
#14 to #8 - anon (06/21/2014) [-]
That's kind of a bit much.. at least here in Ohio, movie starts about 5-10 minutes after the showtime states
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