The Crows. you lettuce. MI File: 11 FEB, 247x204, crow, jpg) I " . Anonymous ( Tue) No. 520558752 So ml Ne been having fun ever the past few weeks and figured I
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MI File: 11 FEB, 247x204, crow, jpg)
I " . Anonymous ( Tue) No. 520558752
So ml Ne been having fun ever the past few weeks and figured I' d share.
2 Where I work there are thousands ercrers that show up every single night.
2 They hang around fer like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night.
2 Was reading up on crows because **** it, interested.
2 Apparently they' re smart as **** .
2 They recognize faces, and can fem preferences in people depending on how they' re treated.
2 A wild idea appears-
2 I start trying to piss off this group ercrers that hang em in the trees near work.
2 I threw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can.
2 Meanwhile, the grass crows acre's the street, just chill by the mcdicks.
2 Every time I go to mcd' s, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crews.
2 They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my **** .
2 Tree crows threw nuts and try to **** on me all the time (i dodge bird **** like I dodge wrenches now)
2 Grass crows still super bros, and now try to feller me when I walk into mcd' s.
2 I keep this up fer a few more weeks, and I' m noticing a bigger divide in the crews.
2 Grass crows now feller me acre's the read to make sure I get back to work safe-
2 Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait fer me to walk em-
2 Ne created a great war between two formerly friendly nations.
2 World War Crow commences-
2 I am fueling it with french fries.
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#32 - greenair (12/11/2013) [+] (26 replies)
The whole story if anyone is interested.
#1 - chickenmcgurk ONLINE (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#15 - ofmiceandmen (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dat subtle reference.
Dat subtle reference.
User avatar #9 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [+] (20 replies)
the epic conclusion was posted on 4chan about 16 hours ago... ill see if i can find it.
#10 - pepemex (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#64 - puzekatt ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
#2 - gabb (12/10/2013) [-]
#112 - bemmo ONLINE (12/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Crows are smart, can recognise human faces, and remember how they've been treated."   
Normal person: Oh that's cool   
4chan: LET'S START A WAR
"Crows are smart, can recognise human faces, and remember how they've been treated."
Normal person: Oh that's cool
4chan: LET'S START A WAR
#21 - lionti (12/11/2013) [-]
I lost my 						****					 at "world war crow commences"
I lost my **** at "world war crow commences"
#87 - grimagination (12/11/2013) [-]
highly relevant
highly relevant
#11 - Womens Study Major (12/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
ALL HAIL KING OF THE CROWS!!!!!!!!!
#13 to #11 - ompalomper (12/11/2013) [-]
you called?
#5 - soulkiller (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This proves: You don't need a vigor to control crows
#60 - respectyourmom (12/11/2013) [-]
A pack of crows is called a murder...   
 I only know that because of this episode
A pack of crows is called a murder...
I only know that because of this episode
#18 - Ulmer (12/11/2013) [-]
#4 - guldknight ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
#138 - umadproblemm (12/11/2013) [-]
grass crows face when tree crows attack
#86 - alstorp (12/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #133 - forgottenmyshorts (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ronald McCrownald
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