The Battery Psychopath. source: on.fb.me/12YvYMD. Here' s my story. Kinna Afghanistan Thorny as . its been well ever a month into deployment with jacking off ac
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The Battery Psychopath

Here' s my story.
Kinna Afghanistan
Thorny as **** . its been well ever a month into deployment with jacking off
acne night en top ma mountain. dug in watching en the opposing ridge
MILT falls asleep en em shift
everyone else in section is asleep
spagballs third section is mostly . first is down the ridge tee farm see
spuddenly possessed of my ex girlfriend' s perfect tits and tight redheads man
masturbation
ageing great till I hear a "whazzap
wee a hash en opposing ridge
wallet lands in tree next to me
wwith cock out. about to blow. I yell as loud as I can "WAKE THE **** UP"
mick LT in the back ofthe head
ashirt firefight ensues
Mast shots fired. LT has a half pissed leek en his face as he leeks at me
waging boner. cum en his sleeve and boot
Maintained a raging boner through a small firefight, came sometime in that firefight en the LT, and the whole time I didn' t think to pull my pants up. Fought with bare ass exposed and raging erection pointed towards
the enemy- That was two years ago and everyone STILL regards me as the battery psychopath_
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#3 - michaelprunka (07/18/2013) [-]
Jizzin for 'Merica. 10/10
Jizzin for 'Merica. 10/10
#6 - jokeface (07/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
If this is a true story, then goddammit, I support our troops all the more.
If this is a true story, then goddammit, I support our troops all the more.
User avatar #1 - InsomniacDreamer (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Laughed way to hard at this.
#10 - SnacksJr ONLINE (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#8 - ranzoray (07/18/2013) [-]
that mental image
that mental image
#11 - renier (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I knew "vagoo" would catch on!
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#35 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Potentially about to die...and keeps a massive boner.
And points it at the enemy. God bless the troops.
User avatar #5 - unncommon (07/18/2013) [-]
American Dad - Steve gets a boner
#7 - dubator (07/18/2013) [-]
#9 - rprol (07/18/2013) [-]
#76 - warioteam ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
This is exactly why I donate every year. God bless.
User avatar #62 - tehtrollface (07/19/2013) [-]
This is the first time today I've actually laughed at something on here. Good job OP.
#15 - nachtowl (07/18/2013) [-]
Lol'd
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User avatar #20 - Hreidmar (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh my. It's like that story about the guy surprising a burglar with a shotgun and a woody... except even funnier, somehow.
#16 - bemmo (07/18/2013) [-]
I laughed like a 						*******					 moron
I laughed like a ******* moron
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