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twai/ ( Tue) 23: : 05 No. 545391 795
wrought some 550 cord
3 yhave it in my backpack
for a few days, waiting for
as KB we griding home on my bike
from work
splan to hang myself that day, particularly
nice and windy, sunny
some homeless guy and a pile of stuff
on the sidewalk
over
yhis little makeshift cart has
come loose and stuffs all over the place
him put his metal junk back in
isthe asks ifi got any rope
yeah man"
ggive him the 550 bundle and help him put
his ride back together
we home and think
if ii if
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#1 - edwardk (05/08/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Fuck thats powerful
User avatar #2 to #1 - PenguinsOfMars (05/08/2014) [-]
yeah man, paracord is really powerful, its rated for over 500 lbs
#4 - devout feminist (05/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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#6 to #4 - datlaugh (05/08/2014) [-]
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#10 - slandersalamander ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
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#11 - Lookinatstuff (05/08/2014) [-]
You could have just told him where you'd be hanging and he could have come over and got it when you were done.

Remember - Reuse Reduce Recycle!
#5 - gibroner ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - duelknight (05/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I don't get it

Why is everyone so feely?
#19 to #18 - geese ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
guy got saved from committing suicide by helping a homeless guy
#49 - devout feminist (05/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolled image** mfw the homeless guy probably used leftover rope to hang himself
#41 - sventrain (05/08/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Jokes on you, 550 cord (paracord) stretches a lot. I would know I tried it a few years ago.
#33 - zomaru (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#45 - chocolatewhite (05/08/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Kind of funny how that homeless guy probably doesn't even know he saved a life.
#140 - iheartjackiechan (05/09/2014) [+] (13 replies)
My advice to people who plan on killing themselves;
Leave.

Sell your tv, you xbox, your car, and all of that other useless shit.
Buy some gear, knives, firestarters, a good sleeping bag, rope, and trapping/hunting gear, and just leave.
Go live in the woods, get away from all of the stupid shit that we have to deal with that makes you want to kill yourself.
Scared? What could possible go wrong?
Worst case scenario, you die. Big deal, that's what you wanted anyways.
Odds are you'll have a hard life, but when you don't need to worry about work or school, money, relationships, etc, and all you're worried about is survival, you don't have time to be depressed.
#83 - innateshelf (05/08/2014) [+] (39 replies)
i failed to kill myself two weeks ago.
feels bad man
and here i am still on the internet like every day
feels very bad
#8 - ihateaccountnames (05/08/2014) [-]
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#192 - djhuehue (05/09/2014) [-]
did the homeless guy look like this?
#127 - ultimatefusion (05/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I feel like I have to post this:

Breathe. Go to a mirror, take a step back, close your eyes, big breath in, slow release, open, look, smile, compliment, thumbs up, and hit life hard.
Sometimes life throws a lot of things at you. A lot. Like too much. You can’t handle it all because it’s just not possible - you’re one person in a world of billions, each numerical value of +1 on that scale has their own mountain of problems that they try to cope with in their day to day lives that in the end sometimes we lose sight of the big picture: The world is full of pain, it’s no movie, but we can’t just sit there and stagnate in the grime and not pursue our own happiness.
Grasp that shit. You take ahold of what makes you happy and make it your own. It doesn’t work out? Kick the dirt, cry a little, recover, and move on. Don’t submerge yourself so far under that sea of tears you conjured up and drown. On the grand scale of things, the world is huge. The loss of one number amongst billions would effect the entirety of it all none.
But you gotta realize something. YOUR world is what matters. The world around you, your friends, family, those who you’ve personally affected with your own existence. That is your world. That is the world you are apart of and what makes you, well, you. People are shy creatures, we mask our feelings out of fear of embarrassment and hope to not be ridiculed for things considered out of the norm - guess what? Even if most of us are cowards, afraid to step out of our safety boxes and move forward, we still long for the feeling of joy.
Smile. Life is fleeting, too short to waste a few days, weeks, months on the sadness of depression. Let the bad times help highlight and accentuate the better times. A better time doesn’t have to be something like a vacation, an amazing boyfriend giving you flowers or getting that Charizard holographic - better times can be the little things, too.

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#15 - skullball (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#26 - mikasuh (05/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#223 - isradam (05/09/2014) [-]
I used to be suicidal. Then I saved a man from killing himself. I decided if I did not want to use my life anymore, I should lend it to all the people who deserve to live and I might save.

Also I learned to cook and it's relaxing as fuck.
#28 - fuckinawesomebacon (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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