That's how it's done.. . wreak up with psycho girlfriend Churns out she' s pregnant wwill not abort Phsycho bitch threatens me fer money or she will child suppo
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That's how it's done.

wreak up with psycho girlfriend
Churns out she' s pregnant
wwill not abort
Phsycho bitch threatens me fer money or she will child support me out of existence
4 say **** no
Nintendo Ms
firing it home and start playing with camera
Spuddenly a wild hoofbeast bolts through my unlocked front door
sits madame psychopats herself, ranting and raving about how she needs EMBED today or she is going to do something that will screw me yadda
blaugh in face
spuddenly begins screaming no no no, help, and punching herzeleid the face, along with saying things like ANC) N !
elm sure the neighbors can all hear
h look at this, recording all this in and she thinks itsjust a game
met Ms facing her out
Met discontinue awhile, she bloodies her lip up a bit, breaks some glasses
rail I can think of is fight club
finally gets tired, dhops down on the floor, calls her mom. says anonjuan beat me up, call the cops
hangs up, and I turn offere Ms
kl figure I got about TAIO minutes
over to her and she is smiling this dumbass victorious smile at me
4 smile back
s laying on the ground
rt grab a blanket off the couch, and throw it over her head
rt kick her in the head as hard as I ******* can
is now a little dazed
kl know what I must do
rt hold her back against the ground, with one hand wind back, and FALCON PUNCH her right in the baby gut like 10 times as hard as I can. I weigh about 230 pounds and was a professional athlete.
kl stand up and kick her in the head again
ego to closet
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met baggie of meth some dude left at my house
dumpty it in her mouth with some mdma, hourglass bywater in her mouth and, hold it shut and hold her nose
chokes a lot but gets a good amount down
rt left a little in the baggie and stuff it in her sock
s out of it but rolling around and moaning
mops show up
let them in
tthey freak out when they see her and cuff me but I stay calm
Hell them about Ms
Hell them about meth is usually in her sock, and that I think she' s on drugs now
blaugh with cops and keep changing the video from to Ed
is getting charged with drug possession and in an awesome turn of events, terminating her late term pregnancy (they think it happened when she flopped on the floor in the video)
Foalcon Punch saves the day again
kl am getting completely away with this
lol captcha is Daughter, something I wont have to deal with
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#2 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Yea, because punching your baby to death is always the answer, you were the one who put your dick into the crazy. just sayin.....
#3 to #2 - qosfortyone (04/21/2013) [-]
she was gonna use his seed to destroy him    
he asked for abortion she didn't accept
she was gonna use his seed to destroy him
he asked for abortion she didn't accept
#13 - Killerwale (04/21/2013) [-]
You sir, I would give you a firm handshake, ya what you did was "a bit much" but you solved your problem instead of being miserable for, well your entire adult life, really this is the internet, being fanny flustered at the internet is just useless.
#31 - tuned ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
>child support me out of existence
User avatar #41 - betterguygreg (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This story got continuously less believable
#26 - bakinboy (04/22/2013) [-]
Sweet Delicious Justice
Sweet Delicious Justice
#18 - ocelot (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i lol every time is see this post! i dont give a DAMN
i lol every time is see this post! i dont give a DAMN

User avatar #21 - gongthehawkeye (04/21/2013) [-]
3DS has a ****** camera, it has poor resolution and the colours are too dark.

But this story was nice.
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User avatar #17 to #14 - starswirltb (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm for abortion and I don't care if it's a fully developed fetus.
#39 - aconfuseddonut (04/22/2013) [-]
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
User avatar #37 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
To everyone saying he went a lil bit overboard.

I think this is the perfect excuse for "End justifies the means".
User avatar #15 - spectralbanshee (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"captcha is daughter" lol'd
User avatar #38 - NadoSecretAsianMan (04/22/2013) [-]
"all i can think of is fight club"
User avatar #25 - luidias (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
his reaction was way the **** overboard... although the bitch DID deserve it.
User avatar #50 - deadinferno (04/25/2014) [-]
I'd repost this piece of comedy gold but I'm afraid funnyjunk have just turned into a bunch of softcocks that wouldn't shut up about how he went overboard

11/10 would come back to read this every now and again
User avatar #49 - drunkengnome (04/24/2013) [-]
Beautiful!
#45 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
youre disgusting dude the meth wouldve sufficed to kill the kid falcon punch not nessisary
#36 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
jesus if i got pregnant i wouldn't abort but I wouldn't be way up the father's ass. i mean sure child support but not all that craziness.
User avatar #32 - jacklane (04/22/2013) [-]
I REALLY doubt the captcha was "daughter"

The rest of it was GOLD!
#5 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
She's messed up, but he sounds equally as bad. Jeremy Kyle fodder.
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