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User avatar #7 - asswithglass (09/11/2013) [-]
The Sun:
- Is stuck 150 million kilometers from the Earth
- Can't get you at night
- It's radiation can't do **** , because of ozone layer and Earth magnetic field (Maybe cause cancer, but we're talking about goddamn marines here)
- Basically the worst thing it can do is die out, and even then marines will have about 8 minutes to fix the problem

Marines:
- Have nukes.
- Have freedom.
- There are 1000 of them.
- They have freedom.
- Are well trained to respond quickly to the extreme turnout of events. Also freedom.

So, I guess it's pretty damn obvious who is going to win.
#101 to #7 - jukuku (09/12/2013) [-]
Are you talking **** about the sun you little ****** ?

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Warriors of Sunlight and have been involved in numerous secret invasions on the Darkwraiths, and I have over 300 confimed sunlight medals. I am trained in spell casting and I'm the top sunlight spear caster in the covenant. You are nothing to me but another invader. I will backstab you the **** out of this world with swordsmanship the likes of which have never been seen in all of Lordran, mark my word. You think you can get away with this saying this **** with soapstone? Think again, heretic, as I speak I am summoning my secret network of spirits across Lordran and you red eye orb is being tracked back to you world so you better prepare for my incandescent glory. The incandescent glory that wipes out your life, faggot. You're ******* indicted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I also have access to the the entire power of the sun and I will use it to it's full extent to banish your ass from this plain, you little bitch. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will scorch you body with the fire of the sun and you will drown in it's grossly incandescent flames. You're ******* dead, peasant.
#73 to #7 - demonatatoo (09/12/2013) [-]
You forgot a little bit of freedom
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#67 to #36 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
It says "THE SUN VS 1000 US MARINES" at the top of the original picture.
#71 to #67 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
Go ahead and delete your comment, dumbass. It's not my fault you can't read *************** .
User avatar #34 to #7 - goblingang (09/11/2013) [-]
Dude you forget to mention the freedom.
#20 to #7 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [-]
Well sun since well it can out live them
#29 to #20 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
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