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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#3 - nuciferatu
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Reminds me of that one-time I secretly dual-classed my mage into rogue and stealth-killed one of the party members and stole all their **** while they were sleeping. Took them about half a year to completely forgive me for "ruining their adventure".
User avatar #7 to #3 - revanmal
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Sounds to me like you were the asshole in that situation, unless you have more context.
User avatar #9 to #7 - nuciferatu
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My assholeism was triggered by the one party member I killed who RP'd a "sepllbreaker" type paladin. He abhorred magic and despised me for using it. He destroyed or confiscated any magical artifacts we found because they were "unnatural". His training made him pretty much impervious to my magic, so I needed to find an alternate way to kill him. The thing that pissed me off most was that the rest of the party just went along with the nut. Not one of them spoke up for the only magic-user in the party who was having minimal fun thanks to this bastard.
Oh, and while they were walking around with meteoric steel blades and yronwood bows (not magical, but really damn good) I was wearing a "very comfy cotton robe"...
User avatar #35 to #9 - zaiopeperse
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I just found a screenshot of this on my computer and found it on here again. I love this
#14 - superpianobros
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here's some more D'n'D Stories!
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A1. this is my personal best.
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B2. Another personal favourite.
#31 to #30 - superpianobros
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B2. The post above is actually B1, sorry for the temporary confusion.
#32 to #31 - superpianobros
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This may not be a D'n'D story, but it's somewhat related. Also, the dump is finished.
#1 - teranin
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This was an awesome read
User avatar #34 - thewisedane
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This is why I love Pen and Paper: You can get away with **** like this. I have one of these cases myself...

Perhaps I should share it with people. What do you think?
#11 - stealthnull
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10/10 would read again! just beautiful!
#10 - salsawin
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My heavens...The patience.  Just, oh my gosh, can you imagine the patience required to pull that off?  I wouldn't be able to deal with it.  And I'm a pretty patient person, but building up to that for a year and a half is just...magnificent.
My heavens...The patience. Just, oh my gosh, can you imagine the patience required to pull that off? I wouldn't be able to deal with it. And I'm a pretty patient person, but building up to that for a year and a half is just...magnificent.
User avatar #4 - trippypunchline
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Would someone care to explain exactly what this is? I get the basic idea it's a star wars rpg online.
User avatar #5 to #4 - grandlordchicken [OP]
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It's a roleplaying game, like dungeons and dragons, but with Star Wars.
User avatar #6 to #5 - trippypunchline
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Well it sounds awesome
User avatar #8 to #6 - Namelyss
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It is. I played a sith ewok....his name was Deej...he was a ball of destruction and mayhem.
User avatar #2 - golemcreator
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im actually happy that i somehow read all of this ****!
patience my young padawan patience
#33 - bladier
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this is amazing!! DARK SIDE FTW
User avatar #12 - GnRNoD
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Reminds me of a time we were playing d&d 2.0 with some friends and had super powerfull lvl 4 or 5 chars with loads of money and stuff the DM gave us just so he could lead us on like instead of dming he was telling us his story...
I hate being linear in d&d as the whole point of the game to me is to be free and roam as you wish...
My char was evil... but I don't mean mass murderer evil, I mean I am plotting to kill the god of death to earn his powers and command the world evil, we had acces to a super lvl 2000 npc mage that gave us quests library the mage hated my char and my char hated the mage, he would ridicule me infront of the other party members and I couldn't do anything but suck it up... I had three slave girls that posed as "sisters" in the chantry and I myself a follower of the god of death posed as a priest for the god of light, when I start getting serious with my plans (had an army of undead minions and the capability to kill and revive in zombie form pretty much anyone) the DM has enough of my **** sidetracking his storytelling and decides to nerph me, mind you I had impregated two of my slaves and gave the unborn childs souls to demons that would use these childs to come out of their world into ours only catch was they had to do as I comanded DM kills both of the pregnant slaves and has me confined in a dungeon in the chantry because "the mage sold me out to the priests" and they caught me off guard I ask the priest if they'll allow me to see my one love (the remaining slave) and when she's there I carve into her skin with a sharp stone that I am trapped in the chantry and send her off to my party they come, as they were good they decide to talk my way out of there... I had no money, no buffed items and I was nerfed out of my own god because my god saw thru my intentions (not like the DM was metagaming or anything... ******) CONT...
User avatar #13 to #12 - GnRNoD
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I go to my party and ask the guys for money to buy new equip, they give me loads of money... I spend it all paying low-lifes and buying greek oil I pay them to paint the chantry with the greek oil once they are done I stand outside the chantry with my scythe and a lit torch I start going like a mad evangelist about how evil the light god is and how everyone is content in leading meaningless lifes being herder by a greater power instead of living to the fullest meanwhile I light the chantry on fire it goes of in seconds and I stand at the steps of the exit with my scythe killing the most powerfull priests that come out of it (big city big chantry) a crowd gathers up and the city guard finally arrives, ready to battle me, I throw my scythe on the floor and tell them I'm giving myself up and I invoke a right (previously used for a quest) that allows me to have a trial, I ask for my trial to be a public trial all of the powerfull people come and the lvl 2000 mage makes suge everyone sees the trial with gigantic screens on the sky of every city he's the judge and he wants to condemn me for sure, during the time we did quests for him we hid a lot of **** under the carpet and while at his house I found even more ****, the DM's world was basicly written around this mage, he wasn't a god but he was more active than gods in the DM's world, I sell him out on everything I create chaos, I make the world panic by the imminent threat of demons taking over the world the mage was paying us to hide I ask the DM to be fair and roll some reaction dices ( having argued a lot about the game being linear he agrees) he rolls a natural 20 people are fliping the **** out killing ******* drinking and not working like there's no tomorrow I am convicted the DM had his first playing character as an npc in game my god owed me a death should I die and I ask for the DM's char to die (the mage was not a posibility he had stated that previously)
He stopped DMing for a year and half after that.