Tard Story. found on 4chan. I Anonymous 12/ 29/ 1 1 (Thu) 01 :14: 01 No. 370819038 Yeah to a school hatefilled with purndurs, which is what we called the tards, tard story
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Tard Story

Tard Story. found on 4chan. I Anonymous 12/ 29/ 1 1 (Thu) 01 :14: 01 No. 370819038 Yeah to a school hatefilled with purndurs, which is what we called the tards,

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I Anonymous 12/ 29/ 1 1 (Thu) 01 :14: 01 No. 370819038
to a school hatefilled with purndurs, which is what we called the tards, I' m in like tth grade
melt recess
HE! swings en the swingset, FUCK YEAH
next to my buddy, fuck yeah was swingin' and shit
Spuddenly, hoarde Felike 20 er mere retards approaches
Milne steps forward to seme kid en seme swing
Bionically screams "" and throws girl off ofthe swingset and onto the ground, pummeling the Wing fuck out of her
Spuddenly, fucking war rages
fucking swarming us
Ffriend is taken effete swings, then me
kl get beaten the fuck up by like four retards
knee gets broken afterthe throatiest bigboss rocks they found en me
Spuddenly teachers arrive, trying to break shit up
attack teachers, seme teachers retreat back into the school building, as do classmates en the blacktop
screaming and crying
kl scream "MAKE IT STOP"
lese consciousness alter a shert time passes
Weeks later,
wind out that seme ofthe retards were carrying weapons, shitty was at that; Forks, mostly
kids were stabbed, ene was stabbed almost to death
classmates seriously injured, around 4 orw
may small number of classmates have concussions
Milne classmate is suspended for stealing ene ofthe hurrdur' s forks and stabbing him with it
ofthe retards are put in Juvenile Corrections
are left "stern, srs warnings"
brather laughs at me for being beaten up by retards
parents take me out ofthe school, we metre to a different tawn
parents make sure I underwent to school with retards again
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#3 - theslowpokeking
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(12/29/2011) [-]
Why stop the 4chan? The ***** hilarious and I get to read the best parts without actually having to sort through all of the boring stuff.
#9 to #3 - anon
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(12/29/2011) [-]
Because you're all ******* pussies who shouldn't get thrills from our clever /b/ros when you are too ******* weak to see, use, or understand the site in its full glory. You all have no idea how much you piss us off with this stuff, but you will soon..
User avatar #18 to #9 - xdiabolicx
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(12/30/2011) [-]
you have dishonored yourself for posting in a fj thread as a /b. gtfo
User avatar #16 to #9 - Crusader
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(12/30/2011) [-]
oh my, what are you planning a "raid"
where you just spam **** and try to annoy us and succeed barely 10% of the time.
It's quite sad, sure there are some people that actually do **** on your site, but other than that you all just sit around and make stupid jokes and pretend that you are some formidable power to be reckoned with, only to learn that you yourselves are too much of cowards to actually get a real job, get some real influence and try and change ****
User avatar #15 to #9 - killerliquid
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#20 to #9 - anon
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(12/30/2011) [-]
Rules one and two of the internet; you just broke them.
User avatar #49 to #20 - alleksi
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(12/30/2011) [-]
rules 1 and 2 apply during raids
#22 to #9 - rizzest
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(12/30/2011) [-]
Dear Sir....I would very much like for you to try this.....
When,or if,you /b/'ers do pull something we will be ready.
We will strap on our armor and if it is war you want,it is war you shall receive.
I wish you good luck in this battle.
You will need it.
#2 - weaselpk
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#5 to #2 - xornrawr
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User avatar #26 - thatevanguy
Reply +56 123456789123345869
(12/30/2011) [-]
Am I going to hell for saying, I ******* hate retards?

Who cares? I ******* HATE RETARDS
#47 to #26 - thesoulless
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(12/30/2011) [-]
Yes, but that is irrelevant because it's a common sentiment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - velociraptorjesus
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#40 to #26 - tylerxchoice
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(12/30/2011) [-]
Good...good....let the hate flow through you
User avatar #57 - betterguygreg
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(12/30/2011) [-]
True Story 6th grade.
>Get done playing Kickball
>Tard named Brock is angry with me for hitting him with the ball(tagging him out)
>Jumps me, grabs me by the shoulders
>Kick him in the gonads.
>Tard wrangler(Special ed teacher yells at me)
>She pulls him away from me
>Fear of tards.
#58 to #57 - glorytohypnotoad
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(12/30/2011) [-]
Did you challenge him to a gym battle??
User avatar #61 to #58 - betterguygreg
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(12/30/2011) [-]
I see what you did there.
User avatar #35 - SenorButtPlug
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(12/30/2011) [-]
I was in this thread. I feel special.
User avatar #36 to #35 - vortexrain
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(12/30/2011) [-]
You were on 4Chan, you are special.
User avatar #37 to #36 - SenorButtPlug
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User avatar #52 - slendermanshadow
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(12/30/2011) [-]
True story here, pretty short.

>Teacher in charge of ISS has a black belt in karate
>Large(not fat but a big person) retard chick punches her in the face
>Teacher tackles her to the ground face first holding her hand behind her back like a cop.
#50 - leboydrummer
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(12/30/2011) [-]
Well it didn't happen to me...happened beside me though

> Lunch with lady friend
>Tard comes around the corner
>Gets very close to lady friend
>Randomly feeling her sides
>Lady friend pushes him away
>Tard cries
>Person watching over tard comes from the corner now
>Yells at friend for making him cry
>Tells her that he was feeling her up
>Watcher says "Well you should just let him touch you

#59 to #50 - anon
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(12/30/2011) [-]
Was this an adult watching the tard? ******* pedophiles wanting high schoolers to touch each other and ****.
User avatar #55 to #50 - vivial
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(12/30/2011) [-]
after reading that story... i shared the same face
#42 - kuryndarb
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(12/30/2011) [-]
>In Kindergarten
>Sit in middle of the rug
>Everyone sits around me
>Feel sick
>Look up
>Throw up a fountain of puke that hits everyone but me
>Other kids sent home
>I'm fine, go for nap time
>Teacher crawls onto mat with me
>We ****, feelsgoodman.jpg
>Mom picks me up
>Finger her the whole way home
>Get home, Diarrhea **** in dads beer
>Go upstairs to sisters room
>**** sister
>Go to my room
>Just an average day being me
#45 to #42 - assclownman **User deleted account**
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#70 to #45 - uppercasename
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#135 to #45 - discomuffin **User deleted account**
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User avatar #34 - MrDuck
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(12/30/2011) [-]
>Be 16
>Get out of pool at school
>Go to locker room to change
>Notice underwear is missing
>Tard has them
>Chase her up and down locker room
>Grab them from her
>Tard starts crying
> Get in trouble for making her cry

User avatar #10 - buttershaker
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(12/29/2011) [-]
Only the morbid and the stoner channel should get removed. Especially the stoner-humor channel. 4chan is okay with me, because we only see the funny side of 4chan, and not the you-know-what-side
User avatar #12 to #10 - ICEDgrunge
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(12/29/2011) [-]
I think the only problem is that **** from all 3 channels make the front page, I understand that they're there as filters, but they really shouldn't make front page, and the content should stay on the channels, where it should be, and if you want that kind of content, go to those channels.
#19 to #12 - uristits
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(12/30/2011) [-]
A majority of funnyjunk likes it, then it goes to frontpage. Deal with it.
#14 to #12 - anon
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(12/29/2011) [-]
Quit your bitching
no one cares what you have to say