Tard Story. found on 4chan. I Anonymous 12/ 29/ 1 1 (Thu) 01 :14: 01 No. 370819038 Yeah to a school hatefilled with purndurs, which is what we called the tards,
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I Anonymous 12/ 29/ 1 1 (Thu) 01 :14: 01 No. 370819038
Yeah
to a school hatefilled with purndurs, which is what we called the tards, I' m in like tth grade
melt recess
HE! swings en the swingset, FUCK YEAH
next to my buddy, fuck yeah was swingin' and shit
Spuddenly, hoarde Felike 20 er mere retards approaches
Milne steps forward to seme kid en seme swing
Bionically screams "" and throws girl off ofthe swingset and onto the ground, pummeling the Wing fuck out of her
Spuddenly, fucking war rages
fucking swarming us
Ffriend is taken effete swings, then me
kl get beaten the fuck up by like four retards
knee gets broken afterthe throatiest bigboss rocks they found en me
Spuddenly teachers arrive, trying to break shit up
attack teachers, seme teachers retreat back into the school building, as do classmates en the blacktop
screaming and crying
kl scream "MAKE IT STOP"
lese consciousness alter a shert time passes
Weeks later,
wind out that seme ofthe retards were carrying weapons, shitty was at that; Forks, mostly
kids were stabbed, ene was stabbed almost to death
classmates seriously injured, around 4 orw
may small number of classmates have concussions
Milne classmate is suspended for stealing ene ofthe hurrdur' s forks and stabbing him with it
ofthe retards are put in Juvenile Corrections
are left "stern, srs warnings"
brather laughs at me for being beaten up by retards
parents take me out ofthe school, we metre to a different tawn
parents make sure I underwent to school with retards again
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#3 - theslowpokeking (12/29/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Why stop the 4chan? The shits hilarious and I get to read the best parts without actually having to sort through all of the boring stuff.
User avatar #26 - thatevanguy (12/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Am I going to hell for saying, I fucking hate retards?



Who cares? I FUCKING HATE RETARDS
-14
#2 - weaselpk has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#57 - betterguygreg (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
True Story 6th grade.
>Get done playing Kickball
>Tard named Brock is angry with me for hitting him with the ball(tagging him out)
>Jumps me, grabs me by the shoulders
>Starts screaming YOU FAT, FIGHT ME? FIGHT ME FAT. FIGHT MEEE FATTT!
>Kick him in the gonads.
>Tard wrangler(Special ed teacher yells at me)
>She pulls him away from me
>Fear of tards.
#58 to #57 - glorytohypnotoad (12/30/2011) [-]
Did you challenge him to a gym battle??
User avatar #35 - SenorButtPlug (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I was in this thread. I feel special.
User avatar #36 to #35 - vortexrain (12/30/2011) [-]
You were on 4Chan, you are special.
User avatar #52 - slendermanshadow (12/30/2011) [-]
True story here, pretty short.

>Teacher in charge of ISS has a black belt in karate
>Large(not fat but a big person) retard chick punches her in the face
>Teacher tackles her to the ground face first holding her hand behind her back like a cop.
>BEST LUNCH PERIOD EVER
#50 - leboydrummer (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Well it didn't happen to me...happened beside me though

>Highschool
> Lunch with lady friend
>Tard comes around the corner
>Gets very close to lady friend
>Randomly feeling her sides
>Lady friend pushes him away
>Tard cries
>Person watching over tard comes from the corner now
>Yells at friend for making him cry
>Tells her that he was feeling her up
>Watcher says "Well you should just let him touch you

< MFW
#81 - devout feminist (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
&gt;be me a few monthes ago   
&gt;first gym class of the year   
&gt;get put into retard gym class   
&gt;teacher tells class to get in abc order   
&gt;ask girl standing next to me her name   
&gt;she just sit there and gives me a dirty look   
&gt;i ask her again in a rude tone   
&gt;continues to ignore me   
&gt;get mad and call her a bitch   
&gt;mfw i found out she was a mute
>be me a few monthes ago
>first gym class of the year
>get put into retard gym class
>teacher tells class to get in abc order
>ask girl standing next to me her name
>she just sit there and gives me a dirty look
>i ask her again in a rude tone
>continues to ignore me
>get mad and call her a bitch
>mfw i found out she was a mute
#42 - kuryndarb (12/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
>In Kindergarten
>Sit in middle of the rug
>Everyone sits around me
>Feel sick
>Look up
>Throw up a fountain of puke that hits everyone but me
>Other kids sent home
>I'm fine, go for nap time
>Teacher crawls onto mat with me
>We fuck, feelsgoodman.jpg
>Mom picks me up
>Finger her the whole way home
>Get home, Diarrhea shit in dads beer
>Go upstairs to sisters room
>Fuck sister
>Go to my room
>Sleep
>Just an average day being me
User avatar #34 - MrDuck (12/30/2011) [-]
>Be 16
>Get out of pool at school
>Go to locker room to change
>Shower
>Notice underwear is missing
>Tard has them
>Chase her up and down locker room
>Grab them from her
>Tard starts crying
> Get in trouble for making her cry
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN




User avatar #10 - buttershaker (12/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Only the morbid and the stoner channel should get removed. Especially the stoner-humor channel. 4chan is okay with me, because we only see the funny side of 4chan, and not the you-know-what-side
User avatar #53 - ThatKidYouKnow (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I am genuinely afraid of retards. If i see one, i get chills, and i will avoid them at all costs. They creepy the crap out of me.
#29 - howdareyoumyname (12/30/2011) [-]
&gt;early December   
&gt;be in class with a tard   
&gt;its a swimming class   
&gt;locker room fun   
&gt;tard gets naked    
&gt;starts to scream while preforming the actions in the gif
>early December
>be in class with a tard
>its a swimming class
>locker room fun
>tard gets naked
>starts to scream while preforming the actions in the gif
#72 - bananazombies (12/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
> 11th grade Leisure class (mostly for fat kids and tards, but i'm a lazy fuck)
> Take a "hike" to park across street
> Decide to play capture the flag
> I'm on team with 6 other tards
> Game starts
> Lose track of 3 tards
> Can't locate them
> police are involved
> Find them 4 hours later
> They were hiding in extremely large garden (2-3 acres)
> They consumed enormous amounts of plants/dirt
> Two of them are naked
> No more outside activities for us
#137 - packdragon (12/30/2011) [-]
>sitting with girlfriend at lunch
>behind me is a wall
>tard parade comes through the lunch room
>nigger tard comes rolling in
>Tard Chair gets caught in my chair
>he can't move
>I get up, try to help
>Fucker just won't stop trying to roll
>doesn't even look at me
>determination to get through this impossible barrier that is my chair
>seriously, he is NOT getting through here
>he does some sort of tard call
>Wranglers come over
>wheel him away
>Never see this boy again
>Look at girlfriend,Her heads down, cracking up
>MFW
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#113 - Splinther (12/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 10
>On school hike through forests and shit
>Stop at a creepy abandoned swingset for lunch
>Tard kid has been crushing on a girl (WTF dude your nine) for 2-3 months
>I'm the only guy who tolerates him
>Suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, jumps on top of her and forces her to the ground
>Starts kissing and spitting all over her face
>Freinds are yelling at him, tell him to stop
>Teachers are fucking ignoring this
>Be biggest kid in the class (5' 4" motherfuckers)
>I run over to help like the badass I am (o\/o)/"
>Grab his jacket hood and haul him off of her
>Shes sobbing, bloody nose, face covered with blood and spit
>People are gathered

#38 - bigmanslims (12/30/2011) [-]
where were the tard wranglers?
User avatar #7 - WTFalcon (12/29/2011) [-]
I saw this thread last night
nearly woke my whole damn family up
#63 - lethargus (12/30/2011) [-]
> 4th grade
> Roller skating place
> The announcer starts the races
> Normally I would do it and win
> Not tonight, ankle still healing from being sprained
> ALL my friends who never did it before feel they have a chance
> Starting line has twice as many people as before, most my friends
> Race starts, they all take off, it's really close
> Suddenly, tard sees rink all to himself, almost empty
> Jumps out into the lane
> Best friend swerves to avoid him
> Hits my other best friend
> Giant pile up ensues
> tard wins race
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