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in school urinal next lo Downie retard kid.
r: -He' s Just laughing and holding his dick.
Aides lo touch me with it.
starts making a high pitched screaming noise.
leave before anyone tilde aces.
Ale always. runs away timn me in the hallway freed then en.
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ybe in line at walmart checkout
austistic hie. meet r? years old, with his dad in teat me
Hare keeps leeking at my **** . then inciting hack at his dad
breaches half they re my vitamin water
breaches of the way to my vitamin water
3: -teaches vitamin water lightly
epicks it up
weenie it
astards drinking very slowly , carefully
we sees what his retard is doing and starts swearing
gs" god dammit Phil!"
we eberything lean nor re laugh
a little
glares at me, "I' m may (super sarcastic), he' s autistic"
we vitamin water fer me
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Submitted: 01/02/2012
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User avatar #10 - darthtiberius (01/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
go into the school bathroom
go for the middle stall, for some reason my favorite.
stall is closed, so I gently push it open to see if occupied.
tard taking a turd looks up at me and goes "Neugghr?"
It seems like he is trying to say "why would you do this?"
I barrel roll into the left stall and try to piss
trudy tard still making moaning sounds, making it impossible for me to piss
I give up and exit stall, hoping he will remain in there for a few minutes for me to escape
I start to wash my hands
He comes out pants down, tightie whities barely covering his dick
I stare into my own eyes in the mirror as he stands inches away, staring at me going
"hrrrreuuuuuuugh"
I hear his paraprofessional outside call for him
he heads out of the bathroom, pants still down
I think i'm in the clear, and let out a sigh
his head pops back around the corner and he stares into my soul for 2 seconds
he leaves, I wash my hands, and go back to Computer Networking
my friend in the class says i looked like i had just been raped.
I felt like I had.
#6 - mitchcninefive (01/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
talking to the chick i liked and im definite liked me   
make some jokes she laughs   
work up courage to ask her out "so do you-"   
up comes resident tard (kieran) who grabs her tits tries to lick her face then punches her to the ground   
i punch him in the face and and push him away from her   
now everyone hates me for being a tard basher and she cant stand to be around me

talking to the chick i liked and im definite liked me
make some jokes she laughs
work up courage to ask her out "so do you-"
up comes resident tard (kieran) who grabs her tits tries to lick her face then punches her to the ground
i punch him in the face and and push him away from her
now everyone hates me for being a tard basher and she cant stand to be around me
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User avatar #256 - THEPEANUT (01/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>4th Week of college
>Be in bathroom having a piss (I genuinely can't piss in urinals if other people are around)
>Only 2 cubicles
>Cubicle next to mine is occupied
>Hear massive slam, tard walks in stomping loudly and unleashed a tard roar all in about 3 seconds
>can't piss, too scared
>Tard Screams "COUGHING BATHROOM" multipled times, with controlled burping occasionally "URINAL SLAM" comes next
>Keeps repeating over and over
>Starts banging on the side of the cubicle next to mine, not the door, the side
>Tard roar
>He leaves
>Calm for 5 seconds
>Door slams again
>Nother tard roar, voice of one thousand tards
>Starts slamming violently into next cubicle again
>Still roaring
>Stops
>Leaves
>Silence for 10 seconds, then rustling noises from other cubicle
>Guy sounding terrified "What the **** "


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User avatar #9 - toguli (01/02/2012) [-]
I ******* LOVE ALL OF THESE STORIES
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>be in 3rd grade
>go to bathroom.
>pick urinal next to stall
>tard in stall says 'hi'
>say 'hello'
>tard asks 'have you ever seen somebody else's weiner?'
>tell him no
>he says, 'me neither, except for my dad's.... and my moms'
>WTF
>quickly head for door
>retard hears and says 'see ya later, alphagator'
>more wtf
>.>
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#12 - lipchin (01/02/2012) [-]
>taking a test in 6th grade
>open book test with the teachers basically giving us the answers as we go along.
>tard next to me starts panting
>flips total **** because the test is too hard
> ******* stomps out of the room flipping his desk in the process and bitch slapping the teacher.
>mfw
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#271 - therulethirtyfour (01/03/2012) [-]
>In line at store
>One lane open
>Let Mom and young girltard go ahead of me
>They only have three things
>Mom tells girltard to pick a candy
>Girltard almost ***** herself with excitement
>Twenty minutes pass
>No ******* choice
>Mom is waiting patiently
>I want my goddamn groceries
>Cashier is annoyed
>Girltard chooses gum
>Mom says to pick a candy, not gum
>Rage out
>Grab Snickers
>Throw it at Mom
>Girltard freaks
>Grabs handful of candy and runs out front door
>Can't stop laughing
>MFW I caused a young mentally challenged girl to shoplift an armful of M&Ms
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#13 - Jameshaich (01/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> In school   
> Taking piss, retard walks in   
> He slowly waddles over to a cubicle, and walks inside.   
> Pulls down his nappy (diaper) and sits on the seat   
> he left the door open and was staring right at me.   
> I walk over, and close the door (to save embarrasment)   
> As the door closes, he squeals, gets up, and runs out of the toilets (He pushed me away as he burst through the door)   
> See his 						******					 ass, as he runs away with his trousers around his ankles   
> Look in cubicle, the toilet seat is broken in half and there is 						****					, everywhere   
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> In school
> Taking piss, retard walks in
> He slowly waddles over to a cubicle, and walks inside.
> Pulls down his nappy (diaper) and sits on the seat
> he left the door open and was staring right at me.
> I walk over, and close the door (to save embarrasment)
> As the door closes, he squeals, gets up, and runs out of the toilets (He pushed me away as he burst through the door)
> See his ****** ass, as he runs away with his trousers around his ankles
> Look in cubicle, the toilet seat is broken in half and there is **** , everywhere
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#263 - erbbraun (01/03/2012) [-]
> 8th grade in lunch room
> Friend who normally goes home for lunch stays
> Both of us are eating lunch when we hear loud screams from the hallway
> In comes a fat topless female tard screaming at the top of her lungs
> Her watcher comes in with a blue mat type thing and clothes lines her with it
> Her watcher then puts the mat over her and sits on her
> Friend stayed for lunch for the rest of the year.
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> me living in germany
> there are no tards in germany
> hitler killed them all
> Feelsgoodman.jpg
#5 - pizzapastasaurous (01/02/2012) [-]
No vitamin water for me :(.
No vitamin water for me :(.
#250 - ChiknNuggets (01/03/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Elementary school
>Tard has an extreme **** fit over someone breaking his crayon..
>Begins screaming and throwing random items on the floor..
>Dumbass teacher yells at the tard, telling him to calm his **** and sit down
>Tard hurls scissor with terrifying tard strength...
>Scissors stuck in drywall a few feet away from teachers head
>I get up out of my desk to make an attempt to soothe the savage tard...
>I manage to get behind him.. Rub his back and tell him it's going to be okay...
>He ***** his pants... And I take him by the hand and walk him to the nurses office...
> I AM THE TAMER OF THE TARDS
User avatar #144 - Loganbottom (01/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>At olive garden, in bathroom
> Tard at urinal with his pants by his ankles
>He goes to wash his hands
>NNHHHUUURRAAAAAAAGGHHH
>I turn the water to cold for him
>THAINKS MISTR
#148 - metronomee (01/03/2012) [-]
> 13, at school
> Just starting to wear a training bra.
> During lunch, this tard boy comes up behind me and pops my bra strap.
> Tells him to stop but he keeps on doing it.
> I turn about and slap a ************ .
> Tard is on the ground crying.
> Victory.
> Gets suspended for two days.
#254 - JDunlimited (01/03/2012) [-]
>In English class
>Tard sits next to me
>ohgodno.jpg
>Asks if I enjoy pooping
>I say yes hoping he leaves me alone
>He pulls out a turd from his pants
>Gives it the nickname "poopy"
>Says it's a gift to me
>Teacher notices and yells at him
>Tard drops turd on floor and leaves class
>Janitor has to come in and clean it up
>Complains about how he hates his job
>mfw when this whole thing was happening
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