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in school urinal next lo Downie retard kid.
r: -He' s Just laughing and holding his dick.
Aides lo touch me with it.
starts making a high pitched screaming noise.
leave before anyone tilde aces.
Ale always. runs away timn me in the hallway freed then en.
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ybe in line at walmart checkout
austistic hie. meet r? years old, with his dad in teat me
Hare keeps leeking at my shit. then inciting hack at his dad
breaches half they re my vitamin water
breaches of the way to my vitamin water
3: -teaches vitamin water lightly
epicks it up
weenie it
astards drinking very slowly , carefully
we sees what his retard is doing and starts swearing
gs" god dammit Phil!"
we eberything lean nor re laugh
a little
glares at me, "I' m may (super sarcastic), he' s autistic"
we vitamin water fer me
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #10 - darthtiberius
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go into the school bathroom
go for the middle stall, for some reason my favorite.
stall is closed, so I gently push it open to see if occupied.
tard taking a turd looks up at me and goes "Neugghr?"
It seems like he is trying to say "why would you do this?"
I barrel roll into the left stall and try to piss
trudy tard still making moaning sounds, making it impossible for me to piss
I give up and exit stall, hoping he will remain in there for a few minutes for me to escape
I start to wash my hands
He comes out pants down, tightie whities barely covering his dick
I stare into my own eyes in the mirror as he stands inches away, staring at me going
"hrrrreuuuuuuugh"
I hear his paraprofessional outside call for him
he heads out of the bathroom, pants still down
I think i'm in the clear, and let out a sigh
his head pops back around the corner and he stares into my soul for 2 seconds
he leaves, I wash my hands, and go back to Computer Networking
my friend in the class says i looked like i had just been raped.
I felt like I had.
User avatar #107 to #10 - eldorito
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You had computer networking in middle school? Like, CCNA stuff?
User avatar #116 to #107 - bendybanders
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where does he say that he is in middle school?
User avatar #123 to #116 - eldorito
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facepalm.jpg Oh, middle STALL. Now, I see. Oh well. pinkie me down as I deserve.
User avatar #170 to #107 - Amwolf
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CCNA ftw
User avatar #179 to #170 - eldorito
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I took it and I ******* hated it, but then again, my teacher thought that random jitter was a bad thing and she gave us the questions and answers to the test rather than teaching us, so maybe I'm biased haha. I'll probably take a networking class in college senior year.
#6 - mitchcninefive
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talking to the chick i liked and im definite liked me   
make some jokes she laughs   
work up courage to ask her out "so do you-"   
up comes resident tard (kieran) who grabs her tits tries to lick her face then punches her to the ground   
i punch him in the face and and push him away from her   
now everyone hates me for being a tard basher and she cant stand to be around me

talking to the chick i liked and im definite liked me
make some jokes she laughs
work up courage to ask her out "so do you-"
up comes resident tard (kieran) who grabs her tits tries to lick her face then punches her to the ground
i punch him in the face and and push him away from her
now everyone hates me for being a tard basher and she cant stand to be around me
#15 to #6 - anon id: 4b993fc9
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i, for one, think you did the right thing.
#157 to #6 - clippins
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Respect.
User avatar #177 to #6 - GoodGood
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scumbag retard.
User avatar #120 to #6 - xcmxcmx
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maybe she liked it....

#44 to #6 - qazlord
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you saved her and she ******* hates you   
   
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you saved her and she ******* hates you

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User avatar #217 to #189 - MrSaxman
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capped.
#235 to #180 - anon id: 045486de
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Here's the link....
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
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#268 to #186 - getter
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I'd say it's cuz your story is considered by many to be tl;dr so they favourited it to read it later.
User avatar #256 - THEPEANUT
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>4th Week of college
>Be in bathroom having a piss (I genuinely can't piss in urinals if other people are around)
>Only 2 cubicles
>Cubicle next to mine is occupied
>Hear massive slam, tard walks in stomping loudly and unleashed a tard roar all in about 3 seconds
>can't piss, too scared
>Tard Screams "COUGHING BATHROOM" multipled times, with controlled burping occasionally "URINAL SLAM" comes next
>Keeps repeating over and over
>Starts banging on the side of the cubicle next to mine, not the door, the side
>Tard roar
>He leaves
>Calm for 5 seconds
>Door slams again
>Nother tard roar, voice of one thousand tards
>Starts slamming violently into next cubicle again
>Still roaring
>Stops
>Leaves
>Silence for 10 seconds, then rustling noises from other cubicle
>Guy sounding terrified "What the ****"


all credit to zoondogod
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
User avatar #267 to #256 - bunnybitchtits
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I think I peed a little laughing.
User avatar #269 to #256 - pedomegler
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good thing he was already in the BR, that must have scared the **** out of him
User avatar #9 - toguli
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I ******* LOVE ALL OF THESE STORIES
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#95 to #41 - hamzaisawesome
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7th grade? Touching up makeup? What the hell kind of slut are you?
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#129 to #96 - hamzaisawesome
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I was talking about the fact that you wore makeup in 7th grade.
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#150 to #145 - hamzaisawesome
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You're completely missing my point... You're like the tard in the story.
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#152 to #151 - hamzaisawesome
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Look. You're a kid. What use do you have wearing makeup?
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#190 to #156 - hamzaisawesome
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I can't believe all these little kids that were probably born drenched in mascara are pinkieing me down. IT MAKES ME FEELS SO BAD.
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#196 to #193 - hamzaisawesome
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Nonetheless, funny story. Just remember that people your age don't need to use makeup.
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#126 to #95 - anon id: 688a4b62
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the obese internet dwelling kind that wore makeup to try to whore herself around. obviously it didnt work so now she tries to do the same on the internet where the guys cant see her hideously morbid body.
User avatar #109 to #41 - homicidalherpes
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This made my day xDDD Sorry for laughing at your misfortune.
User avatar #128 to #41 - Holddownn
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You had me a "Blackie Chan"
#12 - lipchin
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>taking a test in 6th grade
>open book test with the teachers basically giving us the answers as we go along.
>tard next to me starts panting
>flips total **** because the test is too hard
>******* stomps out of the room flipping his desk in the process and bitch slapping the teacher.
>mfw
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User avatar #169 to #75 - kingdomheartsfan
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MOAR
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User avatar #163 to #75 - moooossseeee
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Dude, you just made my ******* day, thats the funniest **** ive ever read.
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User avatar #167 to #165 - moooossseeee
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Mission.
*******.
Accomplished.

Favorited.
User avatar #112 to #75 - xcmxcmx
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make a comp of tardtales
#82 to #75 - violettheory
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"Keeper of the Tards"    
fukken lol'd
"Keeper of the Tards"
fukken lol'd
#160 to #82 - speedypwnager
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crap, forgot what the source of this was...
User avatar #162 to #160 - violettheory
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It's called going to the store. Here is the link to the Knowyourmeme page.
funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan...
Have a nice day sir :D
User avatar #164 to #162 - violettheory
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****, wrong link. sorry.
knowyourmeme.com/memes/goin...
there, that's better.
#56 - anon id: 9b9e5193
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>be in 3rd grade
>go to bathroom.
>pick urinal next to stall
>tard in stall says 'hi'
>say 'hello'
>tard asks 'have you ever seen somebody else's weiner?'
>tell him no
>he says, 'me neither, except for my dad's.... and my moms'
>WTF
>quickly head for door
>retard hears and says 'see ya later, alphagator'
>more wtf
>.>
#61 to #56 - anon id: 9b9e5193
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>realize i didn't log in.
>fail
User avatar #89 to #56 - infiniteinfinitude
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"And my mom's" Lolol.
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#19 to #14 - nacholemon
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>4th grade (yugioh is the **** right now)   
>tard boy love it more than i do   
>reaches into my bag to pull out my deck   
>starts looking through all my cards   
> i dont care right now   
>he pulls out my god card   
>***************.jpg   
>slap his hand   
>he starts crying and i start throwing my peaches on him   
> i storm out of open door while no one is looking (open door = before school program)   
>find out he moved that afternoon   
>the only reason im replying to your comment is because your profile pic pleases me.
>4th grade (yugioh is the **** right now)
>tard boy love it more than i do
>reaches into my bag to pull out my deck
>starts looking through all my cards
> i dont care right now
>he pulls out my god card
>***************.jpg
>slap his hand
>he starts crying and i start throwing my peaches on him
> i storm out of open door while no one is looking (open door = before school program)
>find out he moved that afternoon
>the only reason im replying to your comment is because your profile pic pleases me.