Tard Stories 10 (by FJ). Thought i'd make a comp out of some of my favorites. If yours didn't get posted don't feel bad if people like ill include more. Thanks
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Tard Stories 10 (by FJ)

Thought i'd make a comp out of some of my favorites. If yours didn't get posted don't feel bad if people like ill include more. Thanks again for all the support on these. Thanks to PigeonOnKrak for giving me some comp making tips.
9: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3117082/Tard+Stories+9/
11: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Tard+Stories+11/fmuuDsz

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#121 - stalk (01/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 16
>in german class
>sitting in class next to tard
>teacher asks question to class
>everyone keeps their hands down cause they know tard will say someting stupid
>tard raises hand
>teacher picks tard
>tard stands up and starts farting
>tard **** his pants while farting
> **** starts to pour out of his boxers
>tard starts screaming like someone is trying to kill him
>runs out of class, still screaming and with **** falling down his shorts
>teacher and class is like wtf
>i almost **** myself cause i never have laughed so hard
>class and teacher are looking at me
>mfw i cant stop laughing and the tard is still outside of class screaming and ******* himself
#150 - DmOnZ (01/03/2012) [+] (14 replies)
>Be 13 years old at a public school
>Walking down hall after going to the washroom
>See a tard in a tard cart (wheel chair)
>Wearing oven mits and staring off into space
>I walk by and I **** you not she does the exorcist neck turn
>Turns her wheel chair around
>Lets out her tard battle cry
>She has summoned her kin
>I bolt it down the hall
>I swear to god she has re wired the chair to go faster than a car
>The rest of tard army crashes through doors and pursues me
>All the time this tardete is riding at the front of the pack like tardpoleon on her tard cart
>Run into washroom and lock the doors
>School had to call police to get them to get me out of the washroom stall
>Find out she attacked me because she doesn't like red shirts
User avatar #217 - xshadeeisafag (01/03/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>4th Week of college
>Be in bathroom having a piss (I genuinely can't piss in urinals if other people are around)
>Only 2 cubicles
>Cubicle next to mine is occupied
>Hear massive slam, tard walks in stomping loudly and unleashed a tard roar all in about 3 seconds
>can't piss, too scared
>Tard Screams "COUGHING BATHROOM" multipled times, with controlled burping occasionally "URINAL SLAM" comes next
>Keeps repeating over and over
>Starts banging on the side of the cubicle next to mine, not the door, the side
>Tard roar
>He leaves
>Calm for 5 seconds
>Door slams again
>Nother tard roar, voice of one thousand tards
>Starts slamming violently into next cubicle again
>Still roaring
>Stops
>Leaves
>Silence for 10 seconds, then rustling noises from other cubicle
>Guy sounding terrified "What the **** "
#176 - nunchuck (01/03/2012) [+] (13 replies)
>at a tard camp earning service hours as a buddy
>I get some weird autistic kid
>thinks he's troy from high school musical
>jumps around the camp constantly screaming, "I'm troy! I'm a guy!"
>some non-tard girl gets fed up and tells him to stop saying that
>a fire is lit in his eyes as he prepares to rip the girls ****
>he grabs her arm and presses his foot against her boob
>he pulls with all of his tard strength
>I am frozen as I watch
>just as he's about to rip the poor girl's arm off 3 other buddies grab him
>they start to drag him away but he breaks free and runs away
>he takes of his pants as he flees
>I try not to look at his bouncy tard cock, but I can't resist watching what he'll do next
>he starts vigorously beating off
>the 3 buddies eventually catch up to him after he climaxes and hold him down
>they tie his hands behind his back and drag away on his ass
>he's still not wearing pants
>while being dragged away half naked he looks into my eyes
>as he stares into my very soul he sprouts an evil grin and utters something I will never forget
>"The boys are back."
>mfw

#24 - roxasbaby ONLINE (01/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Freshman year of High School.
>Anti bullying assembly.
>Bring tard onto stage.
>Ask him to discuss getting bullied.
>Starts to tell a story.
>Immediately stops talking.
>Room is dead silent.
>Tard freaks out, yelling unintelligible tard language.
>pulls down pants, starts crapping on stage.
>Flings crap about.
>Runs out of auditorium screaming.
> MFW
#122 - kptkegger (01/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
-be senior year   
-be at lunch   
-slow kid ryan sits with us sometimes   
-funny 						****					   
-laugh at his joke   
-Ryan slaps me   
-i slap ryan   
-Ryan yells " OOOOHHHOHHHH HE HIT A WEETARD!"   
-principal comes over   
-"Did you hit ryan?   
-Ryan hit me first... everyone saw   
-Principal to Ryan... Go back to ed class ryan youre in big trouble   
-exit ryan   
-principle to me " Thats funny... i wanted to hit that kid since he waved his dick at the superintendent. 						*******					 tard lol   
- mfw
-be senior year
-be at lunch
-slow kid ryan sits with us sometimes
-funny ****
-laugh at his joke
-Ryan slaps me
-i slap ryan
-Ryan yells " OOOOHHHOHHHH HE HIT A WEETARD!"
-principal comes over
-"Did you hit ryan?
-Ryan hit me first... everyone saw
-Principal to Ryan... Go back to ed class ryan youre in big trouble
-exit ryan
-principle to me " Thats funny... i wanted to hit that kid since he waved his dick at the superintendent. ******* tard lol
- mfw
User avatar #51 - jellybanana (01/03/2012) [-]
>At summer camp age 12
>Have to share bunk bed with a tard
>She takes top bunk
>Middle of the night, she climbs halfway down step ladder
> Kicks me in the face repeatedly for no reason making odd growling noises
> Instinctively grab foot because she scared the **** out of me
>She falls of bed
>Prepare for her to go freak the **** out
>She climbs quietly back into bed
>What the **** just happened.
#177 - braviary (01/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Be in maths
> Shetard in our class
> Nothing ******* outlandish or interesting happens

User avatar #27 - redneckasian (01/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Go to tutor's to help with bad math skills.
>Disabled kid a year older than me goes there too.
>After we're done with our work we have free time on computer's with unrestricted internet use.
>Notice kid goes to bathroom every day immediately after arriving.
>Go down hall one day to get a soda.
>Hear animalistic grunting followed by a sqeal and maniacal giggle.
>Kid comes out smirking at me.
>Feel raped.
>Sit at computer next to him one day.
>For three straight hours nothing but hardcore gay furry porn.
>OHGODWHY.jpg
>Downloads it to his iPod.
>Next day after he comes out of the bathroom offers me money to get a soda with obviously poorly washed hands.
>HELL NO
>Brings in a book on how to draw furries a day later.
> ******* amazing artist.
>Just kinda sits there drawing porn the whole time.
>Occurs for the next three years.
>Gradually grow to accept it.
>Still see him now and then in school hallway.
>Shudder everytime.
#287 - jakekel (01/03/2012) [-]
-Be 10
-In class with tard named "Jared"
-He hates this certain kids show
-If you say it to him he goes ape ****
-New kid is informed not to say it
-Sits next to him in geography
-Me not to far away
-He leans real close to the tard and whispers
-"TWEENIES"
-Whole ******* class turns around
-Silence
-Flips the ******* table
-Punches new kid in shoulder (knocking him off chair)
-Retard squeal as he runs around the classroom flailing his arms
-His tard wrangler (his mom) who works at the school bursts in
-He punches her right in the pussy
-She falls to floor
-Other teachers flee room to stop him
-Whole class just sitting there with a crying woman on the floor
-Awkward as ****
-MFW
User avatar #8 - Jawsfan (01/03/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>9th Grade
>Spirit Week; We get to wear halloween-type costumes to school.
>I go as Jason Voorhees
>Get to school
>Minding my own when something hits the back of my leg
>I fall and tard kid is beating the crap out of me
>Teachers come and get him off me
Later that day...
>Autistic kid dressed as a vampire in hallway
>He comes up to me and bites my neck
>I have tooth marks on the side of my neck
>Later, I notice that other people have bite marks and find out he's suspended.
#422 - missingsin (01/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>at lunch in school
>tard decides to say Hi to hot girl
>girl says get away retard
>tard walks away
> runs back and clothesline the **** out of the girl
>continues to run in circles yelling can you smell what the rock is cooking!
>mfw
User avatar #347 - Corlan (01/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
We need a tard channel.
#304 - ICEDgrunge (01/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
retoasting my own, most glorious retard story :D

>In 8th grade
>English class, 2nd period
>Teacher thinks it's good idea to bring in tards to do a song in our class relating to the book we're reading (can't remember which one)
>surprised at first to discover tards' capacity for knowing lyrics
>tards enter class
>one of which being a mildly aggressive gorilla-tard hybrid
>On an off note, our class is divided very awkwardly in desks arranged in 4 rows on each side of the class, facing eachother, leaving a divide in the middle
>Gorilla-tard hears a girl's cellphone go off in class right in front row, opposite of my row, in which I sit in the front
>He goes total *******
>screams, starts charging at the girl
>I see what the **** is going down quickly
>react by flipping desk into middle of the divide
>Gorilla tard trips over desk and faceplants
>Bloody nose'd gorilla-tard starts crying
>Gorilla-tard handler's drag him out of class.
>We never hear the ******* song.
#239 - anonymous (01/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> be 21 living in germany
> never saw a tard in my life
> Feelsgoodman.jpg
User avatar #219 - blomst (01/03/2012) [-]
>in norwegian class
>teacher askes if we have seen the picture of her in the news paper
>retard stands up
>retard screaming "It was ugly"
>retard sits down
>awkward silence
#7 - merm (01/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>in high school first year
>walking it to locker room to change for gym
>see two tards running about
>decide to change fast as to not be seen
>walking out
>hear noises from a line of lockers
>bigger tard holding down a little tard and making him give a BJ
>run out
>teacher comes in
>scarred for ever
>MFW
#326 - meinfuhertroll ONLINE (01/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Be 11
>tard in my class named jay
>goes all ape **** if you say the word "pillow-pet" to him
>I end up sitting next to him in class
>While taking a test, I lean over and whisper "pillow-pet" every ten minutes
>3rd time, goes ******* crazy, yells out in his tard roar" **** PILLOW-PETS!"
>slams kid's face in on the left of him, blood's everywhere
>3 teachers and six tard gaurds dragged him a way
>went to tard camp
>mfw the whole time
#205 - Schultan (01/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>5th grade gym   
>finish class every ones changing   
>tard butt ass naked   
>another kid tying his shoe   
>tard mushroom stamps him   
>tard starts running around chasing everyone   
>still naked   
>managed to make it into the hallway   
>tard runs into girls room   
>sounds from locker room sound as if 1000s of pigs being slaughtered
>5th grade gym
>finish class every ones changing
>tard butt ass naked
>another kid tying his shoe
>tard mushroom stamps him
>tard starts running around chasing everyone
>still naked
>managed to make it into the hallway
>tard runs into girls room
>sounds from locker room sound as if 1000s of pigs being slaughtered
User avatar #21 - ChuckNorrisTheJew (01/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>5th grade
>autistic tard in my class
>we had like this closet thing that we put our backpacks and books in
>one day tard goes into closet randomly during lesson
> ****************** fart
>teacher goes in
>scream
>teacher runs out **** all over her
>tard comes out with handfulls of **** and MY ******* BACKPACK FILLED WITH ****
>starts throwing it at people
>me and friend run from class
>tard chasing us
>being a tard he falls down and spills **** all over self
>starts crying
> **** everywhere
>tard starts ********
> ***************************** .jpg
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