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#8 - themeister (07/28/2013) [-]
When I was in choir in grade 5 I sang at an old folks that was really hot, humid and smelled awful. I was so sick I felt like I couldn't do anything but I ended up still going in front of all the old people and singing. I ended up getting super nauseous and puking on the girl infront of me with so much power that a few old folks got some puke spray as well. This caused a  bit of a chain reaction, 2 old people ended up vomiting, the girl infront of me puked, and some guy at the other end of the bleacher puked as well, (also onto the girl infront of him). But here I am, 8 years later, and currently dating that beautiful woman I puked on.   Just kidding, I was exiled from my social circles and alienated for the next 2 years until I went to highschool
When I was in choir in grade 5 I sang at an old folks that was really hot, humid and smelled awful. I was so sick I felt like I couldn't do anything but I ended up still going in front of all the old people and singing. I ended up getting super nauseous and puking on the girl infront of me with so much power that a few old folks got some puke spray as well. This caused a bit of a chain reaction, 2 old people ended up vomiting, the girl infront of me puked, and some guy at the other end of the bleacher puked as well, (also onto the girl infront of him). But here I am, 8 years later, and currently dating that beautiful woman I puked on. Just kidding, I was exiled from my social circles and alienated for the next 2 years until I went to highschool
#101 to #8 - baditch ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Look on the bright side: When this happens in fifth grade it becomes a funny story. If it happened after 8th grade it would be a dark memory.
#98 to #8 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
BS
#78 to #8 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
Did no one read the blue circle. I did. It's depressing.
#44 to #8 - seizure (07/28/2013) [-]
**** , all these success stories make me wanna start puking on pretty girls
User avatar #49 to #44 - cmpcmpcmp (07/28/2013) [-]
lol.. probably not the wisest thing you could do to get a pretty girl
#35 to #8 - fakeanon (07/28/2013) [-]
i have no words to describe this  so take my thumb im going to shut up now
i have no words to describe this so take my thumb im going to shut up now
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