take a seat over here

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UPI
leave me babysitting
leave
asks me "Be... what m Wu want to do?"
Sal glance atthe window
kl glance at the deck
Waould you leek at the time. its 130 already!
fl think its yew bedtime now"
But I dent want tnl"
Rules are rules."
take her upstairs tn her bedroom
You know, your parents never said that you had to be asleep by - just in bed by 130/'
I' adter a moments confusion, her face clears with an understanding grin. "So what should we dd?"
l have an idea" I say with a smile en my face.
gets into her bed and leeks at me pointedly
grin widens as I advance toward her.
hand her a beek tn read in bed and leave because I' m a responsible adult and not a
******* pedaphile like UP is.

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Submitted:	08/13/2015

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+197

#8 - ultiomos (08/14/2015) [-]

girlsfw

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#62 to #8 - tarabostes (08/14/2015) [-]

+15

#19 to #8 - incrediblejohn (08/14/2015) [-]

source-light of tsukimi manor

+62

#24 to #8 - catguy (08/14/2015) [-]

Oi ya grot, post da more bettuh versun

+21

#43 to #24 - secondlawprevails (08/14/2015) [-]

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#51 to #24 - megayoming (08/14/2015) [-]

#35 to #24 - Xiiko (08/14/2015) [-]

me busy, leave me alone

#65 to #35 - wtfduud (08/14/2015) [-]

me not that kind of orc

+64

#33 to #8 - vorigan (08/14/2015) [-]

"Wah!"

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#36 to #33 - thycupcake (08/14/2015) [-]

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#37 to #36 - hiukuss (08/14/2015) [-]

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#40 to #36 - fagnut (08/14/2015) [-]

das great

+12

#59 to #33 - thempc (08/14/2015) [-]

#73 to #59 - nowthatsedgy (08/14/2015) [-]

rest in kill

#67 to #59 - psychicapparatus (08/14/2015) [-]

Gawdammit i sat through that whole thing i don't know what i was expecting you beech...
thumbed up.

#50 to #33 - hoodini (08/14/2015) [-]

+423

#1 - marthana (08/13/2015) [-]

>not even including the picture op posted
weak

#54 to #1 - calvintroll [OP](08/14/2015) [-]

didnt even see the picture OP posted either

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#7 to #1 - mikasuh (08/14/2015) [-]

then you show it pls.

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#10 to #7 - marthana (08/14/2015) [-]

i didn't save that **** , i aint no pedophile

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#12 to #10 - yuichka (08/14/2015) [-]

>not a pedophile
weak

:^)

+35

#15 to #12 - donbionicle (08/14/2015) [-]

SHPIDERSH.

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#17 to #10 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/14/2015) [-]

you not a pedophile but you want to see a pedophilish picture? hmm okay.

#49 to #10 - elcreepo (08/14/2015) [-]

It was probably just some little girl wearing a bathing suit, right?

None of the pedos on /b/ have the balls to post real **** .

#69 to #49 - lokiak (08/14/2015) [-]

anymore that is.

#78 to #69 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]

The only time they did was when the feds weren't gonna show up at their door.

It was maybe a week of CP at most before 4chan administrators decided "oh **** , this is REALLY bad for the site"

If you want CP go on tor or some ****

#80 to #78 - elcreepo (08/16/2015) [-]

**** musta gotten banned earlier today or some gay **** cos I was logged out

#79 to #78 - lokiak (08/16/2015) [-]

**** man, cp was posted on 4chan for years before the fbi got involved

#81 to #79 - elcreepo (08/16/2015) [-]

Years? No.

It was like a week. Maybe three. Years ago.

Feds noticed pretty fast. You might be anonymous but it's still a public domain and it didn't take long for a moralfag to tip them off.

#83 to #81 - lokiak (08/16/2015) [-]

I've browsed 4chan from the beginning up until recently, and can confirm people have posted **** like that on /b/ for quite some time. I even served a bit of time as an admin under moot, and quit after only a month or two from the **** on /b/

#85 to #83 - elcreepo (08/16/2015) [-]

Yeah but it wasn't ever all that common once they put the stop to it.

And what do you care about the **** /b/fags give you? If anything I'd be laughing my ass off at the ******* of valid bans I'd have to do daily.

Hey, I was meaning to ask you. Were mods ever paid? Because someone's spreading the rumor that when moot quit after getting cucked he made all the mods sign something saying to do it for free.

I thought all they signed was an NDA.

#86 to #85 - lokiak (08/16/2015) [-]

I banned **** tons of people, but the things they post man. I kind of throw up in my mouth thinking about it even now. As far as pay goes, I was young, unemployed, and bored. I did it for free because at first the power was fun, but then I stopped because people are ****** in the head man.

#87 to #86 - elcreepo (08/16/2015) [-]

I can understand that I guess.

The gore and/or grossout vids tend to loose their shock value except the animals. God am I glad someone tracked a few of them down and made an example... but if there's a line, someone WILL cross it on /b/ eventually after awhile.

But the sheer stupidity and autistic spazz fests... a website should never make you want to actually find someone and beat them senseless.

#52 to #49 - yuichka (08/14/2015) [-]

Children in clothing is legal
So it was probably nudes.

#58 to #52 - elcreepo (08/14/2015) [-]

Posting CP on 4chan is a one way ticket to the party van

And the ped community of 8chan can't get enough of loli in suggestive clothing

#68 to #58 - yuichka (08/14/2015) [-]

Common knowledge

#76 to #68 - elcreepo (08/15/2015) [-]

Yeah, it probably wasn't nudes is all I'm saying.

I lurk there quite a bit, and I've only ever seen one once. And it got taken down so fast. The chan sites tend not to mess around with that **** . Anything goes... as long as it doesn't get the site taken down by the feds, and CP is a pretty fast ticket to getting the domain taken away and/or locked under investigation.

You'd be pretty stupid to post CP online on a publicly accessible site anyway. Save it for the private tor sites...

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#77 to #76 - yuichka (08/15/2015) [-]

Better yet, TOR

#82 to #77 - elcreepo (08/16/2015) [-]

Hey.

Sauce on the pic or is it just a fake sub?

#84 to #82 - yuichka (08/16/2015) [-]

Humanity Has Declined

Idk if it's fake or not, haven't watched it

#9 to #7 - dreygur (08/14/2015) [-]

How could it possibly backfire?

+12

#11 to #9 - joekooldash (08/14/2015) [-]

+16

#31 to #11 - thetrapkiller (08/14/2015) [-]

>tfw senpai puts you to bed but he's ******* senpai so you can't sleep

#34 to #7 - commoncrunch (08/14/2015) [-]

Lucky little pedophile-hunting ***** , there's no /b/ archive, so the thread's gone for good.

#30 to #7 - commoncrunch (08/14/2015) [-]

It was only yesterday, but it looks like /b/, so it's pretty far back in the archives. Gimme a moment to find it.

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#21 - herbolifee (08/14/2015) [-]

Love this one.
Pedo hatred is always nice.

******* pedo's are ruining my fullchan

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#25 to #21 - trollzoll (08/14/2015) [-]

Yeah. Almost every single thread gets flooded with thst **** . That's why I stopped going.

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#29 to #25 - herbolifee (08/14/2015) [-]

They actually keep that **** in the pedo thread nowadays, but still, their entire existance is sickening. They refrain from posting CP and hide behind "We're posting pics of kids with clothes on. Nothing illegal about it bruh". Like, no it's not illegal but you're still a piece of human filth who should be locked away for ***** sake.

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#42 to #29 - hanabro (08/14/2015) [-]

People can't help what they're attracted to. As long as no children are hurt, there's nothing wrong with being a pedophile.

#48 to #42 - woolfy (08/14/2015) [-]

Yes they should be able to be open about it and get help but this **** is encouraging them to go from pedophiles to full on child molesters.

#45 to #42 - decimatorthebeast (08/14/2015) [-]

Ok so then by that same line of thinking, -stalkers are okay because no one is getting hurt
-necrophilia is ok, they cant help who they are attracted to and no one is getting hurt
There's an age of consent for a reason.

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#47 to #45 - hydraetis (08/14/2015) [-]

Being attracted to actual children is indeed pretty off, but I suffer from the problem where the girls I would have found pretty when I was like 14 never stopped being pretty.

#70 to #47 - gohex (08/14/2015) [-]

Honestly dude that must be tough. I hope you are seeking help for it, no one can fairly look down on you if you try to free yourself of that burden by seeking professional help. I believe in ya buddy.

#63 to #42 - fresighto (08/14/2015) [-]

I would respectfully disagree. I think the risk is too high, but there shouldn't be stigma if they are actively seeking help and not feeding it
desires grow when you feed them.

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#3 - langweilig (08/14/2015) [-]

i was so confused by the first line

i thought the person was saying "my parents" and i was like if your parents are leaving you in charge of their daughter wouldnt that be your sister. im slow

#27 to #3 - chuca (08/14/2015) [-]

Well to be fair half the time that's the case with this **** .

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#16 - bludead (08/14/2015) [-]

Guess he missed out the full hour it takes to get kids changed and brush their teeth etc..

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#26 - rainbowrush ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]

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#46 - floran (08/14/2015) [-]

what a twist

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#5 - Strictlyrude (08/14/2015) [-]

#53 - imjared (08/14/2015) [-]

a person can't help what/who they're attracted to
but that being said
anyone who acts on their desire for children are pretty **** up

#55 - antthejoker (08/14/2015) [-]

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#6 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]

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#13 to #6 - slyforawhiteguy (08/14/2015) [-]

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#4 - dafuckisthisshit (08/14/2015) [-]

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#28 to #4 - worldofwarcraftdog (08/14/2015) [-]

all in all... not a bad roll

#22 to #4 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]

Is that Sigourney Weaver?

#23 to #22 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]

**** yes that is my darling. I'd hit her. Not even when that picture was taken either, like today I'd hit her

#32 to #23 - gerfox (08/14/2015) [-]

Well, thats not nice. I dont know what shes done to you, but hitting someone is rarely a good idea.

#38 to #32 - gabemczombie (08/14/2015) [-]

I knew i'd get to use this soon

#20 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]

I'm both proud and annoyed that this story turned out exactly how i would of expected. I'm proud that i didn't even consider the pedo option. I'm annoyed that even after all my years of internet, i didn't consider the pedo option.