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Sweet Revenge

I Anonymous 08/ / % Mona" 19: ." 156935759
Evening/ bl,
I come to you tonight to share you a tale
Male
stale oswin
And most mall proofread the almighty hates women.
Rest assure there wit be no trouble in mah neighbourhood, no moving to bet air, retelling any taxi drivers twill be
smelling them later.
Here' s where its at, about 8 months ago, January's be exact, Iwent out to the good guys (you know whail mean Ausfags}
and got myselfe brand new handy cam, sitting at home by to work the ****** out, all ma sudden there' s a
knock at the door, and who else is it, but my ex, baaww' ing her eyes out, playing the sympathy card hard, so I let her in
big mistake), not fond other and we wernt on good terms but she explains to me that she thinks she pregnant cause
the cumdumpster and her boyfriend are both as stupid as one another.
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She being , explains she can' t go to her rents nor any due to ultimate shame and harsh ridicule that (also not telling her
boyfriend cause he' d **** off on her (as a real man would)), so as I don' t associate with furfriends azfamily she explains I am her only hope begetting
help, athest I was hoping she would ask me to punch her in the stomach, but she wants me to take harte a clinic, posing as her ‘law old brother, being
desperate she offers to do anything.
soei as any self respecting gentleman I reply with "blow me" and in theorie spirit, she does, allthough I admit it was nothing special, it
wasn' t bad either, she cleans and looks at me and says she , I lot, and she says "so are u gonna help me" andthen it dawns on me,
this bitch ****** me ever hard after our break up andthey moment is a godsend, a once in a life time chance to **** her over like never before, so I look at
her, and simply say "get the **** our she hips, and screams and yells and cries and calls me a ************ like its the only word she knows, I can' t stop
laughing, untill she drops the bomb, " going to tell everyone u raped me u ****** right there andthen I shat enough brix to great wall of china, and
she slams the door.
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I am ******* ****** , I pace ehwhat to do, I didn' t rape her, but who are the police gonna belive, allegations like that don' t get
cause I say, nah man, I didn' t do **** , my reputation would be ****** , right then I hear my new camera beeping, I pick it up and readthe screen "low
battery"... right next to "REC", and my grin almost tore my cheek off, in my fiddling around I had set it to record and hadn' t realised, great odins beard the
whole thing was on tape, the ofthe moment almost had me in tears, anyways, that night cops rocked up, as I expected, and asked me down to
the station, my parents where in shock, and I togethe police ill give me a seconded explain to my rents.
Ilold my parents about the tape andthey we' re tine, and I was going to bring the tape with me to the topshop, but then it hit me, no **** that, going to
take a ride, and went with the police without a lick of evidence, the cops we' re outraged, and I made my story sound really flawed and ****** , so
they charged me with counts of rape, assault, harrasment, all this ******** and I had to front court in the coming month, atonally came, was
in that booth bawwing and carrying on like a ************ , almost convincing on account offer many years of acting lessons, shed walk back to herstal
and give me ******* grin that i wantedto slap the **** offeer, when standi pretender's be ******** brix and have a real **** defence,
just to bitch up, the case carried on northren court appearances or ‘IE days.
on the final day, in the morning prejudge would compile by the end ofthe day, during my recess I told my lawyer about the tape, he
only responded bevelling me “you ******* sneaky bastard" laughing, I gave him the tape, andthat bitch spat on me as I went back to my seat, I turned and
waved at , which wiped her grin straight off, my lawyer new evidence and hit the lights, and bam, up on the screen before the
whole court was her sucking my dick like a little whore, andthe it was weird having my parents watching it, my dad laughing away.
the look on hamface was, to me, all the happiness in the world, the court was silent for abouta mins , ****** offre their back room and
emerged in a blink man eye, Iwas innocent dropped charges on my ex, accusation with intent of damaging my reputation and
wasting police resources, my legal fees had to be paid by her and her parents and boyfriend disowned her and I did not stop laughing my arse iffier about
2 months, to date it was the greatest thing thats ever happended me, revenge was so sweet .... .. endte put the icing on the cake, she was pregnant.
Picrelated, its her
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#4 - newfriend (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
4chan actually makes me read. If this was made by a Fj-user I would just skip and continue on.
#15 - PlaystationGuy (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Him in court
#20 - Silver Quantum (12/28/2011) [-]
that's when my son was worthy to carry on my name
#107 - stillfreeman (12/28/2011) [-]
Guy's reaction after telling the lawyer about the tape
Guy's reaction after telling the lawyer about the tape
#14 - dudemagnum (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
A hero walks among us
#89 - cyberdemon (12/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #8 - whitcher (12/27/2011) [-]
The leaves the question- where's the video?
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#70 - ricrolledbitch (12/28/2011) [-]
*******					 win nuff said
******* win nuff said
#129 - enlil (12/28/2011) [-]
<--- Hfw he he played the tape
#81 - owmowmow (12/28/2011) [-]
LOL this is probly the best repost on FJ, i rember this post from about 6 months ago but it's such a good story i had to read it again,   
   
gif related
LOL this is probly the best repost on FJ, i rember this post from about 6 months ago but it's such a good story i had to read it again,

gif related
#80 - deathdiedead (12/28/2011) [-]
Love good stories like that from 4Chan. Here's another classic.
#1 - anonymous (12/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Well, the sort of this post entirely depends on the memory of the FJers. I've seen it reposted at least 3 or 4 times in 4chan comps, but now 4chan has its own channel and it's more likely things like this make it to front page.
It is in itself very enjoyable, if Funnyjunk has no memory of this repost it could have a very long road ahead. Pic unrelated.
#110 - HawHaw (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#119 - lellone (12/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
the power in this one is strong
the power in this one is strong
#103 - widar (12/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #105 to #103 - shadovfox (12/28/2011) [-]
to be honest, i don't care, laughed my ass off
#51 - paulftw (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Longest story I have ever read. Well worth my time
Longest story I have ever read. Well worth my time
#60 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
That's not how court works. Any evidence submitted that way would be thrown out, the case would be a mistrial and if it went to court again that evidence would be inadmissible. Trolling troll post
#67 to #60 - dickeater (12/28/2011) [-]
well, i'm going to take a guess, but you may not be a law student, but according to australian law, known as the "Uniform Evidence Law", as long as the evidence was not withheld by the prosecution or defense attorney previous to the trial date, it can be admitted. It was stated that it wasn't until the final day of the trial that the accused revealed this to the defense attorney. Thus your argument is invalid. Now STFU and GTFO.
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