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User avatar #4 - mangostormlegend (11/22/2015) [-]
Still not as bad as that ******* ramen sundae
User avatar #29 to #4 - musclezglassez (11/23/2015) [-]
ramen sundae was by far the worst thing i've ever layed my eyes upon
#6 to #4 - lordtwothreeseven (11/22/2015) [-]
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You had to remind me.
User avatar #13 to #4 - eatcawk (11/23/2015) [-]
show me
#22 to #15 - oniko (11/23/2015) [-]
“Some people don't like this, so this is optional”
Oh thank god. That step is optional, guys.
#18 to #15 - woofman (11/23/2015) [-]
God, this post always knocks me down a few pegs in the 'iron stomach' department.
#30 to #15 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
This ******* story. The delivery, the audience reaction. Tears in my eyes, nothing makes me laugh that ******* hard.
#43 to #15 - iluvnutella (11/23/2015) [-]
mfw reading this
#40 to #15 - datmine (11/23/2015) [-]
******* hell now you reminded me of that.
#17 to #15 - eatcawk (11/23/2015) [-]
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#37 to #15 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
i'd try it just out of curiosity
wouldn't finish it though
#12 - oldflattop (11/23/2015) [-]
lol
#8 - meatygoodness (11/22/2015) [-]
Lost my sides at the cheese sitting menacingly next to that abomination.
User avatar #14 to #8 - eatcawk (11/23/2015) [-]
my ******* ears
User avatar #20 to #8 - tenaciouslee (11/23/2015) [-]
Gregorian actually turns "Bring me to Life" into quite a badass song.
User avatar #25 to #20 - cykocd (11/23/2015) [-]
its already a good song. its just super edgy which makes it easy to make fun of
User avatar #26 to #25 - tenaciouslee (11/23/2015) [-]
Gregorian makes it gooder.

Yeah, gooder, not better.
#11 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
#35 - bigbrostrider ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
>microwaved tilapia<

get up, come on get down with the sickness.
#1 - basalm (11/22/2015) [-]
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That...was ******* stupid.
*Proceeds to thumb up*
#2 to #1 - anon (11/22/2015) [-]
Explain to me why. I dont know how to work anything but minced meat.
User avatar #3 to #2 - pulpunderground (11/22/2015) [-]
Sushi should consist of 3 main ingredients: FRESH fish, japonica rice, and a special type of sea weed called nori. using store bought frozen fish and not cooking it is a huge health hazard. Also it is eaten for its fresh, clean flavor, adding all that **** is the equivilant of putting hp sauce on a ******* kobe steak.
#50 to #3 - kez (11/23/2015) [-]
I personally prefer the vegetable sushi.

Sushi doesnt have to be all fish.

Except the salmon sushi. They're awesome.

Sashimi is also really good, but a waste on sushi.
User avatar #5 to #3 - duskmane ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Don't forget that MOST sushi involves the fish being uncooked (I say most because.. you know.... some of it is tasty fried goodness too)
#32 to #5 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
Actually most sushi isn't QUITE raw, but more like the equivalent of 'rare' in terms of how much it's cooked.
#9 to #5 - anon (11/22/2015) [-]
No idea what your point is. The issue here is fresh raw fish vs old frozen/thawed raw fish.
User avatar #10 to #9 - duskmane ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
The face that he basically battered and friend an entire roll is problematic.
and if you see the fresh raw vs frozen raw as the only issue with this sushi, y'all need jeesus.
#49 to #9 - kez (11/23/2015) [-]
All raw fish is flash frozen before being eaten to kill the worms and parasites in the fish

Otherwise you would get ill very quick
User avatar #38 - coletaylor (11/23/2015) [-]
I was there when OP made that thread. With every new post he posted it got darker and darker.
User avatar #36 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Am I the only one who think that looks pretty decent? I mean, it's not sushi because it's not raw, but it does look like a relatively interesting meal.
User avatar #48 to #36 - brisineo (11/23/2015) [-]
I'd eat it, minus the cheese of course.
#24 - Strictlyrude (11/23/2015) [-]
sweet 			*******		 Christ, this man's insane
sweet ******* Christ, this man's insane
#7 - emotep (11/22/2015) [-]
If you burn cheese like that, it doesn't even taste like cheese anymore.
User avatar #16 to #7 - asotil (11/23/2015) [-]
It's American cheese, it's not supposed to in the first place
User avatar #27 to #16 - drldrl (11/23/2015) [-]
No, that's Kraft ********* . Get some fresh deli American and it's great.
User avatar #19 to #7 - icedmantwo (11/23/2015) [-]
I don't know if you've ever tried that stuff, but it's closer to floppy plastic in taste and texture. With mild cheese flavouring of course.
#39 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (11/23/2015) [-]
Is there something wrong with the cheese in particular?

Is it disgusting with fish? I really have no ******* clue whats going on here.
User avatar #41 to #39 - gloriouschad [OP](11/23/2015) [-]
It's processed cheese and it's clearly burnt. It got all plasticy and **** . Plus it's on top of the abomination that was almost sushi.
User avatar #42 to #39 - selongb (11/23/2015) [-]
You never, ******* ever, mix cheese and fish, it's like, cooking 101
User avatar #44 to #42 - heartlessrobot (11/23/2015) [-]
What about shellfish?
User avatar #45 to #44 - selongb (11/23/2015) [-]
50/50 on shellfish.
User avatar #46 to #45 - heartlessrobot (11/23/2015) [-]
Shrimp mac and cheese.
User avatar #47 to #46 - selongb (11/23/2015) [-]
exactly, there are some instances where it works, but it can go horribly wrong.
#21 - oniko (11/23/2015) [-]
What the **** .
#51 to #21 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
What's that? You wanna **** ?
#52 to #51 - oniko (12/29/2015) [-]
For being hornless you're surprisingly horny.
#53 to #52 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
I want to prove myself to you misstress
#34 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
That's some superior trolling, nice!
User avatar #31 - ILoveFurries (11/23/2015) [-]
I was wondering when it would all go wrong.
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