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#68 - ColeTheUber
Reply +34
(04/03/2012) [-]
>Go skydiving over airshow dressed in captain falcon suit
>Have no parachute
>Flying through air at 180mph target someone
>Put fist back and put in front of self
>Shout "FALCON PUNCH" as I hurtle through air and obliterate myself and whoever I hit

#140 to #68 - coledu
Reply 0
(04/06/2012) [-]
Nice name
#76 to #68 - commentremoved
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(04/03/2012) [-]
I see you were on /b/ last night, I was as well....
#73 to #68 - rhysmack
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(04/03/2012) [-]
You made my day.
#70 to #68 - ColeTheUber
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(04/03/2012) [-]
>Dress up as Spider-Man
>Go to top of tall building
>Jump off
>Fail arms
>Yell "HOW DO I SHOOT WEB?"
>Splat on streets like a bug

#100 to #70 - freakaleak
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(04/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#79 to #70 - cecill
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(04/03/2012) [-]
*shot :D
#93 to #79 - poyzun
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(04/03/2012) [-]
It's shoot bro
#82 to #79 - solidsnakemgs
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(04/03/2012) [-]
What?
#86 to #82 - cecill
Reply +8
(04/03/2012) [-]
How do I shot web? I believe that's the phrase he was looking for.
#88 to #86 - solidsnakemgs
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(04/03/2012) [-]
No, it's "How do I shoot web?" shot would be past tense.
#96 to #88 - commontroll ONLINE
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(04/03/2012) [-]
It's a meme bro. It's spiderman, and he's shrugging and says "How do I shot web?"
#90 to #88 - cecill
Reply +1
(04/03/2012) [-]
I understand, just type it into google so can end this foolishness. I swear I know what I'm talking about lol
#99 to #92 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE
Reply +4
(04/03/2012) [-]
this is what he (and you) meant
#118 to #99 - wolferation
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(04/03/2012) [-]
#119 to #118 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/03/2012) [-]
Fuck your pictu res
#121 to #119 - wolferation
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(04/03/2012) [-]
#95 to #92 - cecill
Reply +4
(04/03/2012) [-]
Either I'm older than I thought or I'm being trolled. I'll give up now. Good day sir, maybe someone will clear it up for you. I don't have the patience.
#102 to #95 - solidsnakemgs
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(04/03/2012) [-]
Ooooooooooooooooooooh you were making a joke, I am sorry bro. I didn't realize. As a form of forgiveness take this gif.
Ooooooooooooooooooooh you were making a joke, I am sorry bro. I didn't realize. As a form of forgiveness take this gif.
#106 to #102 - cecill
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(04/03/2012) [-]
Lol np man. I figured someone would let you know. Who knew it'd be seniorawesomesauce?
#97 to #95 - commontroll ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/03/2012) [-]
I know the meme you're talking about bro.
#71 to #70 - ColeTheUber
Reply +7
(04/03/2012) [-]
>put on superman costume
>put clark kent outft on over
>go to empire state building
>have someone call your phone
>answer it
>"Hello? WHAT? I'LL BE RIGHT THERE"
>take off suit, exposing superman costume
>make a running jump off
>die as superman

#75 to #71 - ColeTheUber
Reply +9
(04/03/2012) [-]
>set up hoop at bottom of empire state building
>go to the top of empire state building with a basketball
>perform the all-time greatest slam dunk ever