Subway story. . Anonymous f 1/ 09/ 13( Sat) 14: 32: 26 No. 5151 78328 . bbe in line in subway anew what i want, so getting money ready behind me barges up to co thatguywithpants 4Chan
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Subway story

Anonymous f 1/ 09/ 13( Sat) 14: 32: 26 No. 5151 78328 .
bbe in line in subway
anew what i want, so getting money ready
behind me barges up to counter,
knocking change out of my hand
breakes
tone of my coins lands next to his foot
excuse me, can ijust-"
Who **** off"
Wicks coin across the floor
brage intensifies
money, go back to my place in line
you have to go to the back of the line" says
hamplanet
Ware you gonna make me?"
drawplanet grabs the back of my shirt and
yanks me backwards
uturn around and headbutt hamplanet
afells down, cant get back up
eeveryone looks at him, nobody helps him.
comes out, helps him up
yyou had that coming, now get out
starts crying
aactually felt a little bit bad, briefly.
met my sub and left.
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Submitted: 11/16/2013
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#6 - cwilkens ONLINE (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - anoxz (11/16/2013) [+] (32 replies)
Excuse my ignorance... but what is a hamplanet?
#3 to #2 - captnpl (11/16/2013) [-]
Someone ridiculously fat.
User avatar #42 - anonefgthree ONLINE (11/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Can someone post that 4chan subway story where the bitch behind the counter is talking on the phone and won't serve customers? Thanks in advance
#21 - dashgamer (11/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be chillin' in the desert
>hamplanet approaches me from across the dune
>enslaves me and makes me his little drinks bitch
>has some dude with a light sword that he's going to feed to a garlack or some ****
>moving around on his custom roomba, too ******* fat to move his own corpulent self
>roomba comes straight for me, I offer a drink
>standing right next to an open porthole
>fat **** ignores me and goes right past, knocking me out of the porthole, down the side of his airship, and into the mouth of the dreadful Goomba
>being digested for a million years
FML
User avatar #16 - pivotmasterdm (11/17/2013) [-]
Get out of my territory
User avatar #43 - kidddraco (11/17/2013) [-]
I work at a subway and I can tell you that we live for moments like this.
#50 - FatherPedobear (11/17/2013) [-]
I have a real pet peeve about people touching me when I can't see them. I also would have given hamplanet the Bohan kiss.
User avatar #49 - blackfootnegro (11/17/2013) [-]
I work at subway and would actually pay to see this **** .
User avatar #44 - istrollid ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
>implying i cna can read this
#37 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Learning a new language ** mfw fat people
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Learning a new language ** mfw fat people
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