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#1 - daftiduck (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<Me every 5 seconds
User avatar #7 - klansx (09/26/2013) [-]
10/10 Would watch movie
User avatar #4 - bewbsguy (09/12/2013) [-]
lost it right at the beginning
#3 - rustytrombones (09/11/2013) [-]
&quot;and this is where things got a little absurd&quot;
"and this is where things got a little absurd"
#5 - finjin (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wow this was the best laugh I have had in a long while on this sight thanks OP
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