Story. Source: 4chan. True stay time? True stay time. she 19 cleaving mass sget in ear and start drive heme she at heme with parents we university is only 30 mi
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Source: 4chan

True stay time? True stay time.
she 19
cleaving mass
sget in ear and start drive heme
she at heme with parents we university is only 30 mins away
cramps start
shave ****
sjust get en the interstate
we gas stations between here and heme
pstart speed up
shape i dent get pulled ayer
sthing about ******** en eep if I did
******** finally
smake it all the way eff the interstate
shame in 16. 3 minutes
we time Q through garage
skitty hen side deer is alexest ******
pstart unbuttoning pants en the way in
sbutt through the deer with the fence w an elephant ejaculating en an ant
settup dead in tracks
year eld parents ******* en kitchen table
eyes bum like
demit en eat that was wate hing
T: -parents bolt
mm when I eema em & shock and realize I just saw my parents **** , mined en my cat, and **** my pants all within 2 minutes
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Submitted: 09/26/2013
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#2 - moqa (09/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sulfiric Acid if anyone was wondering
#4 to #2 - gerfox (09/27/2013) [-]
Little Timmy took a drink,
But he will drink no more,
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.
#1 - randomituseddie (09/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#5 - maaarknuuuut (09/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#9 - divinecreator (09/27/2013) [-]
this scares me with the deadly accuracy of my age, living situation,time it takes to get to school, and parents age. mfw it could've happened to me
#7 - xnachelpor (09/27/2013) [-]
Oh god, i really hope this didn't happen
Oh god, i really hope this didn't happen
#22 - cdsams (09/27/2013) [-]
You forgot a part of the story.    
>At that same moment, I realized that this was not my home nor were they my parents.
You forgot a part of the story.
>At that same moment, I realized that this was not my home nor were they my parents.
User avatar #11 - ananamouse (09/27/2013) [+] (17 replies)
damn your parents are old
#23 to #11 - scumbagposter (09/27/2013) [-]
i'm 15 and my dad is 60
i'm 15 and my dad is 60
#10 - omgheythere (09/27/2013) [-]
>bust through the door with the force of an elephant ejaculating on an ant...
User avatar #6 - mindology (09/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
All you needed was to cum and you would of been Tripling Yourself.
#40 - docxy ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
#37 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
#28 - freakyfingers (09/27/2013) [+] (13 replies)
#17 - arreatface ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
#15 - haqq (09/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#51 - Ruby Demon (09/27/2013) [-]
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you very much.
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you very much.
#42 - jazzytheferret (09/27/2013) [-]
I understand it might be somewhat disturbing to see your parents going at it on the table, but I'd never throw up over it. To be honest, I'd probably make off handed jokes to them about it for years to come.
#19 - cptnigelofwolf (09/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Honestly, who has a kitchen table that is solid enough to **** on?!? As soon as you thrust, all the legs bend and wobble.
User avatar #38 to #19 - sanguinesolitude (09/27/2013) [-]
buy real furniture not ikea crap.
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