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Story Tiem
not mine, on /b/ 16/02/2013
File: -( 285 KB, 550x404, lemons, jpg)
Story teim ml
20 years old
Must broke up with
gif
Changing em in lunchroom on campus
girl walks in
at my table cus it' s nearly empty
self
Hey anon, I' m Billy"
Hey Billy, I' m anon"
Thiinking wtf kind of name is Billy fer this piece of ass?
lunch together
each other' s company
it off
her on a date
immediately says yes
to movies that Friday
Ffirst tongue kiss
Stating fer month
about party one day at school
her if she wants to go
Sure why not"
CONT.
CONT.
weekend, go to party
a fucking blast
GGF never leaves my side
Anonell"
Aal ear familiar voice acre's mom
pregnant EX walking through cread
Anon, it' s mel"
heyy' I spurt hesitantly
Good"
Is this your new girly firend?" She asks holding back her spite
GGF smiles big and says "Yes, I am"
SEE smiles "Well, I' m Genie. Men' s Ex. Nice to meet yew
SEE pulls me ever to her fast
Anen___ We have to tak"
Abouta' I ask
looks down at her prego belly-.
It's yours-" She says
GGF walks up
Wtf is going en, Anon?"
Anon is going to be a father" EX says
GGF stares at me
out of party like bat out of hell
at EX with hatered
knows I' m sterile
SEE smiles and walks off into cread
Leeave party
to ' s house
s crying en porch
Icouldn' t even unlock her door she' s shaking bad
next to her
WHAT THE FUCK ANONA She screams
calm her down and tell her the truth
Billy, Genie is net my lover?
e' s just a girl whe says that I am the ene
the Kid is net my sen.
Can' t believe I read that whole thing you shit nigger.
Story teim ml
20 years old
Must broke up with
gif
Changing em in lunchroom on campus
girl walks in
at my table cus it' s nearly empty
self
Hey anon, I' m Billy"
Hey Billy, I' m anon"
Thiinking wtf kind of name is Billy fer this piece of ass?
lunch together
each other' s company
it off
her on a date
immediately says yes
to movies that Friday
Ffirst tongue kiss
Stating fer month
about party one day at school
her if she wants to go
Sure why not"
CONT.
CONT.
weekend, go to party
a fucking blast
GGF never leaves my side
Anonell"
Aal ear familiar voice acre's mom
pregnant EX walking through cread
Anon, it' s mel"
heyy' I spurt hesitantly
Good"
Is this your new girly firend?" She asks holding back her spite
GGF smiles big and says "Yes, I am"
SEE smiles "Well, I' m Genie. Men' s Ex. Nice to meet yew
SEE pulls me ever to her fast
Anen___ We have to tak"
Abouta' I ask
looks down at her prego belly-.
It's yours-" She says
GGF walks up
Wtf is going en, Anon?"
Anon is going to be a father" EX says
GGF stares at me
out of party like bat out of hell
at EX with hatered
knows I' m sterile
SEE smiles and walks off into cread
Leeave party
to ' s house
s crying en porch
Icouldn' t even unlock her door she' s shaking bad
next to her
WHAT THE FUCK ANONA She screams
calm her down and tell her the truth
Billy, Genie is net my lover?
e' s just a girl whe says that I am the ene
the Kid is net my sen.
Can' t believe I read that whole thing you shit nigger.
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#2
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daftiduck (02/17/2013) [+]
(7 replies)
Is it bad that I have those lemons in my reaction folder?
#43
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danilawleit (02/22/2013) [-] Even me being a gullible fuck called bullshit before the 11th line
#36
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tallperson (02/18/2013) [-] mfw people spell it Billy when it's spelled Billie for females.
I know since it's my mom's name.
I know since it's my mom's name.
#24
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danniegurl (02/18/2013) [-] i didn't know the song, so this wasn't so funny for me.
but on a slightly related note, if he had sex with Genie (i know he's sterile and the kid's not his, but still)
how was his first tongue kiss with Billy?
i imagine tongue kiss comes before sex in most cases.
but on a slightly related note, if he had sex with Genie (i know he's sterile and the kid's not his, but still)
how was his first tongue kiss with Billy?
i imagine tongue kiss comes before sex in most cases.
#29
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ihaveakeyboard (02/18/2013) [-]
I knew it was a going to be a stupid story as soon as it was first tongue kiss, but he somehow had sex
