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So guys, my friend might have just killed himself by accident, in a really hilarious way no less-
sbe at my house
pearents are out for weekend
shave all my ******* friends enter and smoke some weed and get drunk
slime brother is a pal, doesn' t tell en es
sabout an hour into em session, friend picks up a peculiar small brown cardboard cylinder that was lying around and prepares to smoke it
swe were all pretty stoned but I was conflicted about what the thing was but I was pretty sure It wasn' t a blunt
sas he is about to light ene end I suddenly realize with horror what it actually was
slime brother does model rockets as a hobby which run en small fuel cylinders like the ene he was about to smoke
prefere I can say anything he lights it
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cylinder ignites
from flame pushes cylinder down friend' s threat into stomach
shear teed "pop" as it blows up inside him
ffriend starts screaming with flames and smoke pouring from his mouth
swe all panic and lea em ****
llil' bother calls EHW despite em activities
wambulance arrives and picks up now comfusing friend
swe all get court seimens because of weed
sstill have yet to hear of friend' s condition
siehst day of my life
snet sure whether looking back en this to laugh my ass oft er cry hysterically
TL; Dft my friend tried to smake a medel reeked engine thinking it was a blunt
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Submitted: 05/13/2014
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User avatar #2 - tittylovin (05/13/2014) [+] (15 replies)
This might be the first ever death brought on by smoking marijuana. And of course it's funny as **** .
#6 - Jesusnipples (05/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>"thrust from flame pushes cylinder down friend's throat into stomach"
#35 - doctorprofessornv (05/14/2014) [+] (11 replies)
To all those saying 'the marijuana didn't kill him the rocket engine did'
The point to remember is that his mistake was the result of him being high as **** .
So no, marijuana won't kill you directly.
But it will make you lazy and more liable to do harmful, unintelligent things.

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User avatar #15 - bothemastaofall (05/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Ok ok fine fine fine
ONE person has died from smoking pot.
#29 - flnonymousseven (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
with his death, the human race is now, on average, considerably smarter.

****** stoners...
#26 - shadowrated (05/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#46 - veryspecialagent (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Model rocket propulsion cylinders don't light with fire, they light with electric current going through little wires attached to them.   
   
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Model rocket propulsion cylinders don't light with fire, they light with electric current going through little wires attached to them.

******** .
User avatar #49 to #46 - stabbedinthecrotch (05/14/2014) [-]
Uh, yea they will light with fire too @ 480F. The electrified load is actually a burn cap of sulfur and an oxidizer.
#19 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Unless that was one of the new Exploding Rubber Dildo Rockets™ with twice the snaking action to slither into all of your crevasses, I fail to see how in the **** a model rocket could maneuver it's way through the twists and turns in his throat.
User avatar #36 - sparkierlambs (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In Australia you could have sued the hospital. Not sure about other countries, but here the hospital cannot tell the police anything no matter what happened, even if you OD'ed on meth or something, due to doctor, patient confidentiality and all that **** .
User avatar #3 - ninjagaiden (05/13/2014) [-]
This is why I think kids shouldn't smoke weed.

21 LEGALIZE IT BITCH
User avatar #38 - higaphix (05/14/2014) [-]
During 4th of July last year, my friends were lighting fireworks in an empty glass bottle. My friend cole found some small brown cylinder and thought it was a firework, but just before he put it in and lit it, my other friend stopped him and they decided to light it on the cement instead. It turns out it was some kind of explosive or something and made a huge blast- which surely would've blown the bottle into glass fragments had it been ignited inside. Scary **** yo
User avatar #27 - redrex (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I used to **** around with model rockets, and never have i heard of the rocket engine exploding
User avatar #23 - localbees (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm no model rocket engine expert, but I've tried lighting some with lighters before, and nothing happened.
User avatar #5 - joekerr (05/13/2014) [-]
is he kill?
#1 - maybehuman (05/13/2014) [-]
What?
#4 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
Legalize drugs, ban guns. Leave it all to natural stupidity selection
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