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Started funny.. Ended hilarious.. D Anonymous no / 21/ ) : 39 58 510543390714 p :\ : I' ll be shaung some Interesing stones as a 311 operator/ mcpatcher Anonymo

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#2 - friedgreenpomatoes
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That got really ******* sad really ******* quick.
User avatar #1 - icangetyoumad
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(09/02/2014) [-]
The one from club penguin is funny

"Help 911 someone is murdering me"
and the guy replies
"Thats illegal people cant do that"
#17 - pianoz
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#20 to #17 - cryingchicken
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I saw it coming but damn.
#9 - ompalomper
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(09/02/2014) [-]
the last on to the left.

those last 4 lines
#10 - semilunarknight
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(09/02/2014) [-]
Someone saying they're getting sleepy and knowing it means they're dying.   
 That one hit me way too ******* hard, I hope I never see this again.    
A cat because **** knows we need something to smile about.
Someone saying they're getting sleepy and knowing it means they're dying.
That one hit me way too ******* hard, I hope I never see this again.
A cat because **** knows we need something to smile about.
#3 - tittylovin
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(09/02/2014) [-]
I've seen this posted a few times. It gets sadder every time.
User avatar #6 to #3 - LaBarata
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User avatar #24 to #6 - tittylovin
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i don't get it
User avatar #13 to #6 - dsendz
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Thank you, that makes me feel so much better.

Seriously, the hell was that about
User avatar #14 to #13 - GeorgeTheHax
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What's it suppose to be?
User avatar #15 to #14 - dsendz
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I have no idea
#16 to #15 - GeorgeTheHax
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Well ****
User avatar #23 to #14 - vicsix
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(dsendz) It's supposed to be a mind trick. You can read the second column as fast as the first column. (the first being a vertical alphabet)
#8 to #6 - anon
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#12 - skullball
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User avatar #11 - TheHutchie
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This comp ***** me up every single time.

I think it's important that we see these things though guys. Remember them when you're at your best, and remember them when you're at your worst. Keep the things in mind that are more important than school or work or relationships, to keep your thoughts realistic I guess.

I'll probably sit and play games in the dark now. I never feel like sleeping after reading something like this.
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