Squid. . File: _ -( 1 5 KB, 250x313, , jpg) slitting at my house suecide to go out and scar a child forever local grocery store bbuy a fresh squid local elementary school Mind the most beta awkward looking asian kid I can find ovens the kid with a bag slung around my back and my shittiest clothing on bright when he locks my eyes I fall to the ground and start seizing Kid I need your help
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Squid

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slitting at my house
suecide to go out and scar a child forever
local grocery store
bbuy a fresh squid
local elementary school
Mind the most beta awkward looking asian kid I can find
ovens the kid with a bag slung around my back and my shittiest clothing on
bright when he locks my eyes I fall to the ground and start seizing
Kid I need your help [gurrll my bacj [cough cough] get it out of my bag"
tthe boy seems apprehensive
dcom/ Else more and whimper a little
mid pulls out the fresh squid and drops it on the ground
pick it Lip and eat it wits swallow as much as I could without choking
met Lip with relative ease
tthe kids face looks like I just shattered his whole universe
may "Thanks kid I' m anemic. see you around" and walk away
Somewhere in the world there is a boy who believes low red blood cells can only be replenished with ' re welcome universe.
lin
IO/ IO OP great work
my faith in humanity is restored
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Submitted: 07/25/2012
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#1 - ascendedwings (07/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
see you on the frontpage!
see you on the frontpage!
#2 - rotosushi (07/26/2012) [-]
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#6 - blarto (07/26/2012) [-]
#9 - udo (07/26/2012) [-]
As funny as it is, it only gets funnier thinking about how fucked-up of a doctor he'll be one day
#5 - N. Korean citizen (07/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7234116 at FJ Pony Thread ** Kids fw
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