Spongebob

*NOT MINE*

IN WEST UGANDA, BORN N RAISED,
ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS.
CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN'.RELOADIN' ALL COOL
AND TAKING SOME NIGLETS OUT OF THEIR SCHOOL

WHEN A COUPLE OF LIBERALS STARTED MAKING ME FRET
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET
THEY STARTED ONE CAMPAIGN AND MY MEN GOT DEMANDED
THEY SAID YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR KIDS TO A BARRACKS IN SUDAN

I WHISTLED FOR A VEHICLE AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
IT WAS A SCHOOL BUS WITH A BUNCH OF ARMED KIDS IN THE REAR
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS BUS WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT NAH FORGET IT , YO KIDS WE'RE OUTTA HERE

I PULLED UP IN THE SUDAN BOUT 7 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO MUSEVENI 'UMAD SMELL YOU LATER'
LOOKED AT MY ARMY COMPOSED OF ALL OF MY HOMIES
TO SIT AT MY THRONE COS I'M JOSEPH FUCKIN KONY