Spiderbro. Never forget. I Anonymous (( Tue) : 49 No. tlel, manly tear, jpg) a cute girl therfor dinner sne night a cockroach in the ketchem h god the girl I br
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Spiderbro

Never forget

I Anonymous (( Tue) : 49 No. tlel,
manly tear, jpg)
a cute girl therfor dinner sne night
a cockroach in the ketchem
h god the girl I brought home is going to think I' m disgusting
darts out frsm underlie cabinets and grabs it
4 freak out and gs to stomp him
looks up at me
4 hesitate
pulls the mach underlie counter and kills it fer me
Aalright. fine. he can stay
killed bugs fsr me all year- Hell. he killed other spiders fer me- too
4 would drop bits sf meat the him to eat
become fast friends
and stormy night
break in to rape my girlfriend and kill me
Quackle the first sne_ but the second she pulls a gun and points it at my face
to die
is the ceiling
Strops onto burglars face, bites his eye
out and starts flailing around
4 grabage gun
calls the caps
csmu. arrest burglars
4 spend the next day looking for spiderbro
sign sf him
Bcheck his home. see a pile sf roaches he killed and wrapped up. never ate them just killed them fsr me
gave his life for me
Knever forget
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Submitted: 09/04/2013
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#2 - stagger (09/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#9 - geisterhaft (09/04/2013) [+] (18 replies)
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#1 - luddethebunny (09/04/2013) [-]
I cry everytim
#13 - ancientchaos (09/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Spider bro stories cured my arachnophobia
Spider bro stories cured my arachnophobia
#15 - peetski (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
spiderbro attacking the burglar
#26 - bobindun (09/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I love spiders, I always try to convince people not to kill them and feel like **** if Im told to kill one.
#4 - yourinvisiblegf ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Spiderbro is best bro
#11 - truelunar (09/05/2013) [-]
touching story but if you arachnophobic (like me) it would be Imposible to know a spider was any where near me
touching story but if you arachnophobic (like me) it would be Imposible to know a spider was any where near me
#38 - oubliette (09/05/2013) [+] (13 replies)
sleep with your Nose Closed
sleep with your Nose Closed
#6 - WhitePimp ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
#70 - datgermanguy (09/05/2013) [-]
Oldie but a goldie.
Oldie but a goldie.
#50 - trollzorr (09/05/2013) [-]
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#54 - bigsaltyballs (09/05/2013) [-]
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#48 - azteh (09/05/2013) [-]
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#45 - dregonslyer (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm fine with spiders as long as they don't drop down on me when I'm in my bed. This happens way too often and I'm ******* paranoid now
#39 - silverhellion (09/05/2013) [-]
would rather have a few spiders than a bunch of cockroaches and flies anyday
would rather have a few spiders than a bunch of cockroaches and flies anyday
#23 - cloakedone (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Someones dumb as **** , spiders wouldnt "eat" the cockroaches. Wrapped up means it drained them, so it did eat them. Also, doubt the whole story
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