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CI Anonymous (ID: ) C) 7/ 03/ 12( Tue) : 27 No. 409925561 [Reply]
you afterthe bathroom
ways to take the most hugest **** of your dreams
asit on toilet
pstart ********
wee this
Wat do?
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CI Anonymous (ID: ) C) 7/ 03/ 12( Tue) : 37 No. 409927045
calmly finish ****
wipe
pull up pants
calmly walk to garage
grab gasoline
burn house down
make it look like one of your neighbors kids did it
they make him go to an asylum
you collect insurance
easy
CI Anonymous (ID: ) C) 7/ 03/ 12( Tue) : 41 No. 409927050:
I Ioi' d
Weep softly and poo a little more
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#4 - lucidria (07/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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Everyone on FJ says they would burn their house down if they saw even a single spider or other arthropod.
Not me. I kill the ******* .
In descending order of how commonly I see it:
Silverfish
House Centipede
Assassin Bug
Wolf Spider.

All the time, day and night, there are Silverfish crawling on the windowsill next to my bed. Whenever I see one, I get my knife, cut it in half, and let it fall to the floor and die.
I see House Centipedes every time I turn on the kitchen lights or go into the bathroom. Never actually seen one in my bedroom....
Assassin Bugs are actually very rare for me, but I just step on them and wipe their remains with a tissue and throw it away.
I have only had a Wolf Spider twice; once on the wall next to my window and once on my bed. When it was on the wall I just punched it, washed my hand and wiped it's gooey corpse off the wall with a tissue and was done with it. When it was on my bed, I picked it up and dropped it into the toilet, and proceeded to piss on it and flush it down into a watery oblivion.

We also have bats that fly around from the basement, but I didn't list those because they're not arthropods. But to deal with bats, we hit them with a tennis racket as they fly by and pick them up with a plastic bag, them squeeze them until all of their little bones break and they stop moving, then throw them away.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ScottP ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Do you happen to live in a cave? If not, you should really think about cleaning up the place a bit
User avatar #7 - turtlefucker (07/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Ugh. Thanks for the flashback.

I was like, 5... sitting on the toilet. Looked down to see a spider the size of my hand. I didn't know spiders got that big. Thought it was a toy. Finished pooping. Went to pick it up. Wasn't there anymore. Ran out of the bathroom, pants down, ass dirty, screaming my head off. My grandfather flushed it down the toilet. For YEARS after I was terrified it would come back up and bite me on the ass. Still to this day I'm not brave enough to flush while sitting on the toilet.
#8 - 4chan refugee (07/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
turn ass towards this thing and spray it with ****
User avatar #6 - dirtybadger (07/04/2012) [-]
> proceed dropping deuces but slowly and calmly
> every moment while on the toilet stare into its soul
> finish wiping while still staring at it
> make slow movements to stand up and pull up pants slowly
> flush the toilet and then run like **** of of there
#15 - zehutit (07/04/2012) [-]
I would lift my house and beat the spider with it
I would lift my house and beat the spider with it
#10 - 4chan refugee (07/04/2012) [-]
Take a picture apparantly
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#14 - conradoba (07/04/2012) [-]
> At the moment of realizing I'm not alone in the toilet:
> yell with all my terror
> Get up at ********
> run off forgetting I was leaving a trail of poop
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#9 - 4chan refugee (07/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is what FJ does to me.. I saw a monster spider sitting on my floor yesterday, took one look at it, and ran away screaming, "NOPENOPENOPE."
#3 - 4chan refugee (07/04/2012) [-]
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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