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User avatar #120 - sunsetshimmer (06/18/2014) [-]
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#2 - blipz (06/17/2014) [+] (11 replies)
These stories give me the right mix of "haha" and "jesus ******* christ what the **** "
#3 - bentimover (06/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Be me, 18
>Riding my bike back home after a night of drinking
>Some Indian guy asks for directions
>End up having a half an hour conversation with him about life
>It's getting late so I want to go home
>Indian guy says "I'm very excited of you" His exact words
>Have a feeling this isn't ending well
>I say "I'm not gay"
>"Come on, I just want to suck you"
>He grabs my crotch as I politely say "No thanks" He didn't say no homo
>Go home and take the longest shower ever before finally going to bed. Terrified.
#14 - xnotcreative (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be today
>At college, leaving the parking lot
>As I'm walking I see a Miley Cyrus "BANGERZ TOUR" bumper sticker on the back of some Hyundai
>live at home sister in law's obsessed with this **** , therefore, **** this ****
>without thinking, start picking, scratching and peeling at it
>seconds turn into minutes and I'm still picking at it
> bumper is now completely defaced
>check the time
>"Oh **** , class starts in 2 minutes"
>look at myself in the reflection of Hyundai's tinted rear window
>done fixing my hair, look inside car out of curiosity
>spot a pair of eyes looking at me in the rear view mirror

The driver of the Hyundai was looking at me the entire time.
#9 - maaarknuuuut (06/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#8 - kingofunnyjunk (06/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#6 - benschien (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #10 - iceguy (06/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what kind of turtles
User avatar #19 to #10 - olmesy (06/17/2014) [-]
Sea turtles. You know, the kind that are 5 feet long and weigh 200kg?

Hundreds of them.
#30 - thesirofponies (06/17/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I've got a story for you guys.
>Be me,8
>Visiting grandparents on Cape Cod
>Stuck in traffic for hours,last thing we ate was greasy Chinese food
>In Hyannis
>"Mommy,I need to go to the bathroom"
>We pull up to a Marylou's coffee
>Take a **** in the toilet
>3 foot log of horror,half hour passes
>Go to look at it before I wipe up
>loose balance,fall over
>Hear the bloodcurdling sound of an earthquake
>Round 2
>A minigun of dark green diarrhea ejects out of my asshole onto the wall
>Turn around and stare in horror
>The minigun fires up again
> **** everywhere
>The horror subsides
>Wipe up like a pro, and run out
>As I look back,janitor has a Vietnam flashbaack looking at the formerly pink bathroom
And that's how I'm banned from the Marylou's Coffee in Hyannis Massachusetts.
#40 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/17/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>Be 16
>Be 3:00AM
>Be experimenting
>Decide I like women's clothes, as they're more comfortable
>Have milfy step-sister
>Steal one of her thongs out of the wash
>Hide it amongst my clothes and go take a shower
>Midway through the shower I hear the door open
>Mom comes in to pee
>For some odd reason she decides to look through my clothes
>Finds frilly black thong
>Tell her its not mine
>MFW she knows i'm full of **** and Dad's gonna hear about this
#43 to #40 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
One more because why not
>Be 18
>Just finished having a shower
>Wee hours of the morning maybe 4:30
>Feeling ballsy I walk back to my room naked
>No regrets
>Decide I want to jerk it
>Start goin' ham
>Butt ass naked
>Feet outstretched on my bed
>Next thing I know Mom walks in
>Asks GrimmWaters, what are you doing?
>In my feeble attempt to cover up, I say "I'm Stretching.."
>She looks me in my eyes, and closes the door while saying "Ok, don't pull anything.."
I didn't leave my room for 3 days after that.
#39 - finalfantasymaster (06/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
heres another 4chan story
#41 - dogwars (06/18/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>Be me, 14
>At girlfriend's house
>She's ******* crazy
>Some of the **** she's done is ******* insane, I've thought about story-timing her before
>8/10 redhead
>I go along with it because horny teenager
>Staying the night because parents don't give a ****
>She wants me to eat her out
> ************* .jpeg
>I have no idea what I'm doing
>Start to kiss her vaj
>What's this weird thing at the top
>Bite it lightly
>She flips the **** out and punches me in the top of the head
>Figure I ****** up
>Get up
>Finger her
>Go back to watching anime with her in my lap
>She jerks me off later
#52 to #41 - kwanzalord (06/18/2014) [-]
why did you start with "be me'   
Like....who the 			****		 else could you be?
why did you start with "be me'
Like....who the **** else could you be?
#97 - darthmaulman (06/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Only a few months ago
Dont judge me
Im a massive beta

Been hanging out with this really cute girl I met a few months before
We quickly became best friends
I look back now and realize she wanted my D but I was too stupid to see at the time
I give her ride to school every day (College)
We live about an hour away
Joke one day that I need to be there extra early and need to leave at about 6:15 am
We normally leave about 8ish
She says "Well if were leaving that early, I might as well just stay at your house tonight."
My ******* brain shuts down
I say "Sorry but I don't think that will work"
I wish I was making this up
But this is 100 percent true
#77 - Jabberwocky (06/18/2014) [-]
> ****** his guinea pig to death
#15 - elseano (06/17/2014) [-]
"Grown woman strokes sticky pussy"
#51 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
>Be 17, in football senior year
>Everyone on the football team acts gay as ****
>Everyone grabs each others asses really hard just to surprise each other and freak them out
>End of practice one day
>See opportunity to freak this kid out while we're doing our closing talks about practice, next game, etc
>I grab his ass with a force and strength I didn't know I possessed
>He grabs on to my hand, holds it on his ass, and lets out this siren shriek that silences all 80 of the football players
>My hand is still glued to his ass
>Coach looks at me with this dumbfounded look on his face
>"......Did you just grab another man's ass?"
>Remain silent
>Coach looks down and mumbles "Jesus Christ.." before moving on
>Coaches face when he literally caught me playing grabass with another guy
User avatar #125 - elcreepo (06/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>be 16
>first job on Cape Cod, living with my father
>be going great, making sandwiches and working the till
>boss comes and tells me to clean the men's bathroom
>k whatever I'm getting money
>Go in
>It's ******* Nam in there there is **** everywhere, even on the ceiling
>It's ******* green and brown and dripping
>Did a swamp monster rape an infant in here?
>the smell is enough to make me faint, run to sink to get water on my face before I add my lunch to the mix
>Inside the sink is the biggest turd I've ever seen
>run out, manager gives me the "you leave now you're so ******* fired" look
>go back in after pretending I needed extra cleaning supplies
>ain't enough bleach in the world not even in Amanda Todd's stomach
>start cleaning because hey, it's money and I'm sixteen
>Anyone else with more experience would have quit there and then or called a swat team
>Nobody deserves to touch the slimy butt babies I touched that day
>Go home, take the longest shower of my life
>don't eat anything for the next two days
>Lifelong fear of **** and the color green ingrained in me
User avatar #102 - shogg (06/18/2014) [+] (14 replies)
>Be me, first or second grade I honestly can't remember
>The sandbox was out turf
>School has this ditch at the corner of the yard, right next to the sandbox
>No one on the yard can see you if you stand in the ditch
>Me and my friend convince this girl to go down there with us
>She was kind of cute to me at the time
>Tell her to show us her vagina
>She does
>Me and my friend think we are hot ****
>Abuse this poor girl until I moved in the third grade
>Pull her pants down, make fun of her, etc
>Halfway through the third grade I move to a different town and a different school
>Get a huge ******* package at school one day
>Open it at home and find its full of letters
>My old teacher had the class write to me
>Get letter from girl I abused
>She says in the letter how much of a dick I was and that she hopes people aren't dicks to me at my new school
>Literally one of the nicest people I've met and I was nothing but a total cunt to her
>Feel guilty as ****

So Callie, if you ever read this by some crazy chance, I am so, so sorry for everything I did in elementary school. You were really cool and didn't deserve it.
#75 - mormon (06/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
In case someone hasn't seen this gem of a thread
#146 - brendantheferret (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me, freshman football player   
>In locker room   
>Varsity 			******		 incoming   
>			******		 is 6'6", 250lbs   
>Codename: "Big Dick Derek"    
>Dick is like a black mamba  no homo    
>			******		 has taken to walking through the locker room naked swinging his dick about   
>Nig-nog Derek locks eyes with scrawny white freshman   
>Target selected   
>Corners screaming white kid in corner while thrusting his dick at him   
>Coach comes in    
>Sees black on white rape scene   
>Walks out   
I wish I was joking
>Be me, freshman football player
>In locker room
>Varsity ****** incoming
> ****** is 6'6", 250lbs
>Codename: "Big Dick Derek"
>Dick is like a black mamba no homo
> ****** has taken to walking through the locker room naked swinging his dick about
>Nig-nog Derek locks eyes with scrawny white freshman
>Target selected
>Corners screaming white kid in corner while thrusting his dick at him
>Coach comes in
>Sees black on white rape scene
>Walks out

I wish I was joking
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