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Something something joke about 4chan. How great would it be if all these stories happened to the same person?. Nretam Real lfe moments you are ashamed of we e w

How great would it be if all these stories happened to the same person?

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User avatar #120 - sunsetshimmer [OP]
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stickied by sunsetshimmer
#2 - blipz
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(06/17/2014) [-]
These stories give me the right mix of "haha" and "jesus ******* christ what the ****"
User avatar #11 to #2 - oaaaaa
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(06/17/2014) [-]
"did never happen"

just take a look at the first one. at the age of 9 u dont know ****.
User avatar #33 to #11 - legendaryhero
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I did.
User avatar #179 to #33 - oaaaaa
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you ****** 10 girls by the age of 9, had anal sex and drove a ferrari, we get it. but when turn off your pc and reality kicks in, things look different!
#186 to #179 - blipz
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But writing about being 9 and playing with your legos and then going to sleep doesnt make a very entertaining story.
User avatar #187 to #186 - oaaaaa
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thats right. but i just stated the obv that its fake. yet people nerdrage about it
User avatar #215 to #187 - nerdrage
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You use the word nerdrage too much trust me i know
User avatar #216 to #215 - oaaaaa
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#199 to #11 - anon
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Where I'm from most kids know about sex at a very young age. Maybe not all learn it at 9, but damn man I knew every detail about sex at the age of 11 (except for anal).
User avatar #219 to #199 - oaaaaa
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that far ahead of the curve, yet posting as anonymous
User avatar #252 to #219 - zaiopeperse
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(06/22/2014) [-]
I have to say, where I live we also typically learn about the existence of sex at a very early age.

That having been said, my knowledge at the age of 9 was very limited
User avatar #42 to #2 - xtwinblade
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thats dark humour for you
#3 - bentimover
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>Be me, 18
>Riding my bike back home after a night of drinking
>Some Indian guy asks for directions
>End up having a half an hour conversation with him about life
>It's getting late so I want to go home
>Indian guy says "I'm very excited of you" His exact words
>Have a feeling this isn't ending well
>I say "I'm not gay"
>"Come on, I just want to suck you"
>He grabs my crotch as I politely say "No thanks" He didn't say no homo
>Go home and take the longest shower ever before finally going to bed. Terrified.
#106 to #3 - anon
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Sorry but I've gotta say the second spoiler really made me snort out a laugh. Thumb for you my friend.
#177 to #3 - anon
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I have not had an encounter like that myself and I'm not saying all gay men are like that BUT, I have had guys hit on me and some of them can be extremely aggressive. That's actually a pretty scary story you told, I would have punched the guy and made a run for it.
User avatar #137 to #3 - hellomynameisbill
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did you ever give him the directions?

hopefully in the opposite direction of your penis?
User avatar #171 to #137 - bentimover
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Luckily, the 'city center' was away from my home and my penis
#65 to #3 - captainrattrap
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HFW rejection
#14 - xnotcreative
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>Be today
>At college, leaving the parking lot
>As I'm walking I see a Miley Cyrus "BANGERZ TOUR" bumper sticker on the back of some Hyundai
>live at home sister in law's obsessed with this ****, therefore, **** this ****
>without thinking, start picking, scratching and peeling at it
>seconds turn into minutes and I'm still picking at it
> bumper is now completely defaced
>check the time
>"Oh ****, class starts in 2 minutes"
>look at myself in the reflection of Hyundai's tinted rear window
>done fixing my hair, look inside car out of curiosity
>spot a pair of eyes looking at me in the rear view mirror

The driver of the Hyundai was looking at me the entire time.
User avatar #182 to #14 - iexcitenerds
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what happend afterwards
#9 - maaarknuuuut
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User avatar #117 to #9 - sparkshock
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"why not"
User avatar #23 to #9 - nachoiscool
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that story plus the username 10/10
#45 to #9 - stumpylump
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Comment Picture
#8 - kingofunnyjunk
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#150 to #8 - anon
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Anyone got sauce on that first pic? wanna fap to it later.
#232 to #150 - xxmemosxx
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Just ask your mum
User avatar #251 to #150 - zaiopeperse
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You have to say it's for science. Silly anon
#20 to #8 - thisxshitxisxhard
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#6 - benschien
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User avatar #29 to #6 - tomahawkkit
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I always thought that was joker laughing, now I think his bums in pain
User avatar #10 - iceguy
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what kind of turtles
User avatar #13 to #10 - xxjohnnyxx
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User avatar #19 to #10 - olmesy
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Sea turtles. You know, the kind that are 5 feet long and weigh 200kg?

Hundreds of them.
#30 - thesirofponies
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I've got a story for you guys.
>Be me,8
>Visiting grandparents on Cape Cod
>Stuck in traffic for hours,last thing we ate was greasy Chinese food
>In Hyannis
>"Mommy,I need to go to the bathroom"
>We pull up to a Marylou's coffee
>Take a **** in the toilet
>3 foot log of horror,half hour passes
>Go to look at it before I wipe up
>loose balance,fall over
>Hear the bloodcurdling sound of an earthquake
>Round 2
>A minigun of dark green diarrhea ejects out of my asshole onto the wall
>Turn around and stare in horror
>The minigun fires up again
>**** everywhere
>The horror subsides
>Wipe up like a pro, and run out
>As I look back,janitor has a Vietnam flashbaack looking at the formerly pink bathroom
And that's how I'm banned from the Marylou's Coffee in Hyannis Massachusetts.
#67 to #30 - anon
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Fellow mainah bub
User avatar #195 to #30 - mastermasticator
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Ive spent my entire life on cape but never been to that damn marylous. now im not sure i want to
#178 to #30 - rustybutttickler
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>A minigun of dark green diarrhea ejects out of my asshole onto the wall
>A minigun of dark green diarrhea ejects out of my asshole onto the wall
User avatar #124 to #30 - elcreepo
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Really? Cos most people in Hyannis have to clean up **** in bathrooms on a daily basis during tourist season

The **** I've seen... literally
User avatar #227 to #124 - thesirofponies
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Was it a minigun of diarrhea on the floor,walls,and ceiling?
User avatar #228 to #227 - elcreepo
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Wasn't in Hyannis though
#40 - grimmwaters
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>Be 16
>Be 3:00AM
>Be experimenting
>Decide I like women's clothes, as they're more comfortable
>Have milfy step-sister
>Steal one of her thongs out of the wash
>Hide it amongst my clothes and go take a shower
>Midway through the shower I hear the door open
>Mom comes in to pee
>For some odd reason she decides to look through my clothes
>Finds frilly black thong
>Tell her its not mine
>MFW she knows i'm full of **** and Dad's gonna hear about this
User avatar #105 to #40 - mexicandudeinsd
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(06/18/2014) [-]
not bad stories c:
#43 to #40 - grimmwaters
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One more because why not
>Be 18
>Just finished having a shower
>Wee hours of the morning maybe 4:30
>Feeling ballsy I walk back to my room naked
>No regrets
>Decide I want to jerk it
>Start goin' ham
>Butt ass naked
>Feet outstretched on my bed
>Next thing I know Mom walks in
>Asks GrimmWaters, what are you doing?
>In my feeble attempt to cover up, I say "I'm Stretching.."
>She looks me in my eyes, and closes the door while saying "Ok, don't pull anything.."
I didn't leave my room for 3 days after that.
#47 to #43 - lurkerlarry
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>Don't pull anything
>Don't pull anything
User avatar #46 to #43 - epicralph
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Now THAT'S ******* funny.
#163 to #43 - ogbiscuit
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User avatar #246 to #43 - zaiopeperse
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Your mom da real MVP
User avatar #222 to #43 - cheatmasterjunk
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(06/18/2014) [-]
So much for feeling safe just because it's the middle of the night
User avatar #157 to #43 - badboywantsu
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the things you never expect to learn about internet friends
#154 to #43 - thesinful
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Comment Picture
User avatar #193 to #43 - spizin
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well your mum sure does a bad habbit of coming in your room/bathroom at odd times
#99 to #43 - anon
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your mom sounds fun.
#39 - finalfantasymaster
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heres another 4chan story
User avatar #174 to #39 - mrphoenicks
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Don't you have to confirm that you want to share something before it actually works?
User avatar #229 to #174 - finalfantasymaster
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im too afraid to try and find out
User avatar #213 to #39 - spacesword
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I've hit the share button before. Took me all of .5 seconds to delete that **** off my wall. Scary ****.
#132 to #39 - crankypantsmcgruff
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I live in constant fear of this