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Retarded stories thread
bbe me
we in first grade
staking test
100 KB JPG steamer tells us if we can' t do a
problem, put a smile face
of test
sleek up at teacher
simile as hard as I can
shold smile for a solid 2 mins
ranfis placed into special Ed next week
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Submitted: 09/17/2015
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#7 - capnfappy (09/17/2015) [-]
Surely no one can be this retarded?
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#66 to #7 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
what an idiotic teacher
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#32 to #7 - IrishReaper (09/18/2015) [-]
**IrishReaper used "*roll picture*"**
**IrishReaper rolled image** Tbh, I thought same thing thing Anon did
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#38 to #32 - duwang (09/18/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
レロレロレロレロ
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#35 to #32 - crazylance (09/18/2015) [-]
I'd let him Emerald Splash me any day.

Top grade.
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#62 to #35 - cigma (09/18/2015) [-]
*her
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#63 to #62 - crazylance (09/18/2015) [-]
Even better.
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#40 to #32 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
0/10
No exaggerated muscles
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User avatar #68 to #32 - cackrel (09/28/2015) [-]
Disgusting, a not muscular person cosplaying as a jojo char.

Blasphemy.
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User avatar #34 to #32 - jamiemsm (09/18/2015) [-]
wow, that cospley...

anyway, me too
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User avatar #39 to #7 - empithree ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
don't underestimate people
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User avatar #29 to #7 - garymotherfingoak (09/18/2015) [-]
implying you didn't do stupid **** when you were 6 years old
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User avatar #14 to #7 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/17/2015) [-]
>First grade
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User avatar #22 to #7 - fappening (09/18/2015) [-]
>people on /b/
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#10 - maddboiy ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
god damn the autismo
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#2 - helgheimftw (09/17/2015) [-]
Kek
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User avatar #12 to #2 - chupiter (09/17/2015) [-]
I know I have no(r)way of proving it, but I just love to see people still using that reaction pic i made some years back. Warms my heart y'know.

Yes I am Scandifag.
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#28 to #12 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Know that feeling, this pic is the only one of my photoshops I've seen used by others, though.

I like seeing reposts of my content as well, it's fun to look up where it has traveled, I saw that one of my posts went to like 10 different places and then ended up here again a few months after I posted it with lower resolution than when it left.
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#49 to #28 - enlightednatzie (09/18/2015) [-]
I made this piece of art.
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User avatar #56 to #49 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Beautiful.
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#45 to #28 - Zyklone (09/18/2015) [-]
this pic is guaranteed thumbs your whore.

I LIKE IT!
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User avatar #51 to #28 - chupiter (09/18/2015) [-]
Nice. I've backtracked my own image, and it's on a lot of /int/ and /pol/ threads over at 4chan. I guess it's cool, haven't really wanted to go in there and check thoroughly.
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#44 to #12 - chillybilly (09/18/2015) [-]
It's a good feeling seeing others enjoy your stuff enough to reuse it.
I'm the man behind the 'WAKE ME UP' skeleton video
Sucks that there's always someone that thumbs you down for acknowledging it. Even in your case you have two anons.

Like, why even bother thoombling it down?
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User avatar #50 to #44 - chupiter (09/18/2015) [-]
Yep. Nice job on the Wake Me Up video! I think a lot more internet is made on FJ than what we know.
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#48 to #12 - enlightednatzie (09/18/2015) [-]
Secret scandi brofist?
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User avatar #54 to #12 - warbob (09/18/2015) [-]
technically you can reverse search the image and find the oldest dated image according to google. You can also post a picture of when the said image was last changed from your PC.
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#26 - supahsayin (09/18/2015) [-]
Reminds me of the time back n fifth grade when I (a southern floridian) was given a paper that asked what country we were in. Well, we're in America right? And I'm living in a city near the very bottom of America, right?

So I ended up telling the teacher that we were in South America.
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User avatar #30 to #26 - Marker ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
it's okay. there were people in my high school that couldn't point to England on a labelled map.
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#31 to #30 - skebaba ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Really? One would think it's the easiest thing to point at on a map, what with it being so isolated from bigger landmasses.
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#55 to #30 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
A girl from my school looked for London in Siberia
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#67 to #26 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
One time in grade three, my teacher asked me to look for the West Indies on the globe, so I began looking in western India. I was staring at the globe for 10 minutes looking for it, and missed part of the lesson. The teacher asked another kid to look for it, and he found it in about 10 seconds. In Cuba.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - denisDARussian (09/18/2015) [-]
That kind of sounds like a logical mistake coming from a kid your age though. So it's not too bad brah.
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#47 to #26 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
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**sherlockbatman rolled image**
real patriots only acknowledge the one, true America.
on a serious note, take solace in the fact that you were, technically, 100% right because she specifically asked what country you were in. you gave the correct country name and your location wherein. just like saying Southern California or West Michigan. if she asked for the continent, you'd have been wrong, but she wanted the country, so it's all good.
technically correct is the best kind of correct
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#5 - radiohazard (09/17/2015) [-]
I love you
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#11 - lewiskinnaird (09/17/2015) [-]
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I love it when content makes me laugh out loud

thank you
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#46 to #11 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
but.. why? d'arby as a frog?
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#20 to #11 - skvat (09/18/2015) [-]
that roll tho
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#3 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
God damn it i need to clean up my screen now
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#8 - dbBlues (09/17/2015) [-]
My cheeks are sore from laughing at this for so long.
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User avatar #57 to #8 - relvel (09/18/2015) [-]
>>#23 's cheeks are sore, too.
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#23 - shareacokewith (09/18/2015) [-]
That reminds me of something I've tried to suppress since childhood. When I was on a road trip with my American Grandparents when I was about five, I really needed a **** , and told my Grandad. We'd just passed the last service station, so he said, "the next ones not for thirty minutes, just squeeze your cheeks kid."

Not understanding that he meant to clench my ass, I pinched my cheeks. About a minute later he said, "That helping any?". I said no, so he said squeeze tighter. So I pulled my cheeks more, and it started to hurt a bit, but I didn't stop.

He asked me again a few minutes later, and when I said it still wasn't helping, he noticed I sounded kind of funny, and so did my Nanna, so she turned around and then proceeded to laugh at me for the next 15 minutes until we finally got the service station and I could release my food baby.

I've been suppressing that memory for years but it always seems to get dragged up at family gatherings, so thanks for helping me remember it before Christmas this year FunnyJunk.
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#25 to #23 - kcits (09/18/2015) [-]
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**kcits rolled image** If it's any consolation since it's something to suppress, to strangers, it's really just a normal story. You didn't poop your pants, you just squeezed your cheeks. You had no way to know, and I think they just think you're cute or something. **** up at family gatherings is never fun.
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#43 to #25 - thegrimpoe (09/18/2015) [-]
is that ermas pet
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#64 to #43 - kcits (09/18/2015) [-]
Sorry, dude, it was just a roll. I don't know who Erma is.
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#65 to #64 - thegrimpoe (09/18/2015) [-]
******* NORMIES, GET THE **** OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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#33 - IrishReaper (09/18/2015) [-]
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**IrishReaper rolled image** my sides are long gone
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#58 - newprinny ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
The look he gave his teacher when he couldn't do the math problem, dood.
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#52 - xcs (09/18/2015) [-]
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#13 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** It's funny but at the same time this really is a problem. Many schools instantly and with barely any discussion leap to put kids into a special ed classes when they don't really need to be there.
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User avatar #18 to #13 - askamod (09/18/2015) [-]
>implying this is real
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User avatar #24 to #13 - buddywuggle (09/18/2015) [-]
More special ed classes = more funding. That also applies to the bilingual program.
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#19 - inergio (09/18/2015) [-]
Come on guys, i know you are there. Next season soon.

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User avatar #59 to #19 - thattessachick (09/18/2015) [-]
They're making more? Really?
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#60 to #59 - inergio (09/18/2015) [-]
2 more seasons.
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User avatar #61 to #60 - thattessachick (09/18/2015) [-]
Oh my god, this is the best news ever.
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#21 to #19 - Detlik (09/18/2015) [-]
can't wait
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#15 - raraldor ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
/Feels+good/funny-pictures/5687181/ retard stories thread
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#6 - tarabostes ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
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#53 - fagnut (09/18/2015) [-]
doubt

but kek nonetheless
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