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>Be me
>Go to bed
>Have a weird ass dream about eating cookies with Hugh Hefner or something similarly retarded
>Wake up (supposedly)
>Sleep paralysis
>Struggle my hardest to move, can't do it
>Preparing my anus for horrific hallucinations for hours until I wake up for real
>Nothing happens
>MFW waiting to wake up in silence for 4 hours
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