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#70 - goochmaster
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(01/30/2013) [-]
Not quite sleep paralysis, but related nonetheless.

>Last year
>going to sleep
>sleep facing the wall
>drift off
>immediate dream
>beefing with some dude, I have no clue why
>get super pissed
>throw a fake left, because sleep logic
>threw actual punch in real life
>punch wall
>my hand when
User avatar #117 to #70 - biggydy
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/30/2013) [-]
>Last year
>In bed watching tv with a sandwich next to me
>Really tired, fell asleep
>I was fighting with some dude
>Throw a punch and in the same moment wake up
>Hit the sammich
>It's all over the floor
>No more sammich
User avatar #84 to #70 - jokeface
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(01/30/2013) [-]
How does it feel getting beaten up by a wall? In your sleep, no less.