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#36 - Nihatclodra (01/30/2013) [-]
I've only had Sleep paralysis once, and it happened after one hell of a strange dream:   
   
I was inside the head of Hastur (Cthulhu Mythos) fighting Shoggoth-Illithid hybrids (just use google if you don't know what those are). I was tearing them apart with my bare hands, ripping out their throats with my teeth, decapitating them and eating their heads like apples while they run around in circles without a head, ripping off their face-tentacles and tying them together to make a whip that I then proceeded to light on fire and do SM-play on Hastur's subconscious' avatar... all while still fighting the Shoggoth Illithids. I then took the corpses of the sacrifices offered to Hastur in order to summon him, transformed them into a pinkish orange living Necromonic arrow, and fired it at a little girl (why the 						****					 was she there?) who then polymorphed into an unborn (undead, and made of living metal) wolf. I then mounted her and ate the sun in one gulp. I then awoke(?) from my dream to find myself in an Alice in Wonderland-styled version of my old home in Kelowna. My old cat then leaped off the bed when I 'woke up' and transformed into a Jaguar with 1-1.5 meter-long legs and an arched back. It walked through the door into the livingroom then stared at me with pure-white shining eyes and proceeded to walk out the back door while the walls deteriorated behind it in shining black sparks. As I got out of bed floating text for a "mission" appeared in my sight like a videogame, telling me to "Shut all the levers". I walked out and closed the piano (We never had a piano), to which a progress-bar showed up and filled half-way.
I've only had Sleep paralysis once, and it happened after one hell of a strange dream:

I was inside the head of Hastur (Cthulhu Mythos) fighting Shoggoth-Illithid hybrids (just use google if you don't know what those are). I was tearing them apart with my bare hands, ripping out their throats with my teeth, decapitating them and eating their heads like apples while they run around in circles without a head, ripping off their face-tentacles and tying them together to make a whip that I then proceeded to light on fire and do SM-play on Hastur's subconscious' avatar... all while still fighting the Shoggoth Illithids. I then took the corpses of the sacrifices offered to Hastur in order to summon him, transformed them into a pinkish orange living Necromonic arrow, and fired it at a little girl (why the **** was she there?) who then polymorphed into an unborn (undead, and made of living metal) wolf. I then mounted her and ate the sun in one gulp. I then awoke(?) from my dream to find myself in an Alice in Wonderland-styled version of my old home in Kelowna. My old cat then leaped off the bed when I 'woke up' and transformed into a Jaguar with 1-1.5 meter-long legs and an arched back. It walked through the door into the livingroom then stared at me with pure-white shining eyes and proceeded to walk out the back door while the walls deteriorated behind it in shining black sparks. As I got out of bed floating text for a "mission" appeared in my sight like a videogame, telling me to "Shut all the levers". I walked out and closed the piano (We never had a piano), to which a progress-bar showed up and filled half-way.
User avatar #44 to #36 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
FOOL! HASTUR IS CALLED THE GOD OF THE MIND BECAUSE HE WORKS WITH ILLUSIONS AND TELEPATHIC/ARCANE SPELLS

Besides, he's a KING, he wouldn't degrade himself by touching filthy little common monsters (and how would you bite them if you were wearing his mask?)
User avatar #49 to #44 - Nihatclodra (01/30/2013) [-]
No, I was inside Hastur's head. Literally. I was standing on his brain inside his skull.
User avatar #52 to #49 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Then couldn't you just as easily say you are inside a humans head? I mean, all things considered, nobody REALLY knows what Hastur looks like; and his alien brain is probably far different from a humans
User avatar #103 to #52 - Nihatclodra (01/30/2013) [-]
There was an Avatar of Hastur being projected from the brain... it would probably be safe to assume that it was Hastur. Besides, it was a dream: it doesn't have to follow the Mythos exactly. Why else would the Cthulhu Mythos and Dungeons and Dragons Lore get fused together?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Nihatclodra (01/30/2013) [-]
I then scouted out my whole house, and couldn't find any more "levers" so I flushed the toilet (filled the bar another ~40%), closed the back door (filled the bar another ~7%), and then turned off the TV (that was on the whole time for some reason... all that was on it were toe unmoving black silhouettes of 2 people with a read curtain in the background) which filled the rest of the bar. The mission-text morphed into the word "Compleetart;" (no, that's not a typo) and the progress-bar then became a toothy grin that ate my eyesight. Once I could see again, I noticed the back-door was open again with the Silver-Purple moon staring at me (no, not the majora's mask moon. Just the moon. No face... but I could feel it staring at me) through it, the Piano was gone, and the TV was on again. I was blown backwards onto the couch and I couldn't get up. I reached out my arms trying to move off the couch and woke up for real. When I was finally awake: I could feel my arms being held in-front of me, but my arms were at my sides... I had sleep paralysis when I woke up, and it lasted about 10 seconds.
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