Sleep Paralysis

>ask him why he was watching

I never have sleeping problems, I can sleep anywhere at almost any time.


Fuck me right?

im confused...mabey im just missing something but...
who was stroking his head and talking to him?

I remember something like that happening to me. I woke up because I saw that I was having a damn nightmare so I willed myself awake. I realized, "what the fuck, not moving" and I saw that motherfucker beside my bed. Later I realized it was a dream, but because I thought I was fully awake I nope'd so hard that I jumped out of bed, picked up the nerf broadsword by my bed and swung so hard I probably would've KO'd a bear. Probably my most violent experience, most of the time it's just "fuck, can't move."
MFW Seeing what looked like the thing from The Exorcist.

>Be me
>Go to bed
>Have a weird ass dream about eating cookies with Hugh Hefner or something similarly retarded
>Wake up (supposedly)
>Sleep paralysis
>Struggle my hardest to move, can't do it
>Preparing my anus for horrific hallucinations for hours until I wake up for real
>Nothing happens
>MFW waiting to wake up in silence for 4 hours

I had sleep paralysis once, and in my dream some asshole was standing in the corner who looked like Slenderman naked, no genitals or anything though, just smooth white skin covering his whole body though, softly singing a tune i can't recognise. When he saw me staring , he looks at me and blood starts trickling out from where his mouth should be, then he zooms up on me like one of those screamer gifs, and I woke up drenched in sweat. Fucking scary shit man.

Not quite sleep paralysis, but related nonetheless.

>Last year
>going to sleep
>sleep facing the wall
>drift off
>immediate dream
>beefing with some dude, I have no clue why
>get super pissed
>throw a fake left, because sleep logic
>threw actual punch in real life
>punch wall
>my hand when

I had the worse sleep paralysis experience of my life a few days ago. Th last thing I remember was that I was walking through my room and going to open my bedroom door (I think this must have been the dream I was having first). But that image seemed so real that it felt like I was really doing it. Then I heard a voice that scared me to death and I blacked out. The next thing I knew, I was lying in my bed. And there was a large figure covered in the blanket next to me. I tried to get out of bed, but it was impossible, like something was pulling me. I kept hearing this noise and for some reason touched the figure. What felt like a disembodied human arm started wrestling with me but I could not put it down since I was paralyzed. All I could think of was how I needed to get to the door and get out. There was another thing that I can't really remember right now that kept talking to me. I couldn't understand the words but I knew that it meant that I was in hell.I could see my bedroom door out of the corner of my eyes and it started drifting further away. My heart was pounding in my chest and my head was throbing like no other. This went on for forever and then eventually I jolted awake and was lying on my bed covered and sweat.

I can't even begin to tell you how terrified I was. I was awake for the rest of the night with all my lights.

Don't know if this is related but when I start falling to sleep I hear very LOUD voices in my head saying stuff like ''GET THE FUCK OUT YOU SHITTY SHIT DICK'', am I the only one?

sleep paralysis is scary is fuck it really gives you a true feeling of helplessness that you never think that you would feel especially if it is accompanied by hallucinations. I have experienced it twice and both nights had been the scariest moments of my life. After the second time it has happened to me i figured out that sleep on my back triggers it. The feeling is so real that you panic and i have woken up screaming from it and the first time it happened i woke my family up.

Like most people, this happends to me every so often.
Every night I fall asleep with he T.V on (helps me sleep). Randomly I realize im just starring at the roof, I could see the lights from the T.V out of the bottom of my peripheral vision. I tried to turn on my side so I'm more comfortable but to no avail. As I sit for what feels like around 30 seconds, I here my door slowly open, but i can't look, and at that time I knew what was happening. "Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckmovemovemovemove." I see for a brief second a woman walking straight up on my ceiling starring right into my eyes. Then my whole body twisted over and I woke up on my side, eyes wide open, drenched in sweat, pale as a ghost.

1st time with sleep paralysis = holy shit i'm gonna die
2nd = oh shit not again
3rd = Well this is annoying
4rd = I don't have time for this
5th = whatever, I'll just go back to sleep, not worth the work

>Get to part about Techno Rocker
>Stop reading
>New tab, open Techno Rocker
>Resume reading
>Much more epic

I was sleep paralysized in the car one, I thought my seatbelt was one too tight and I started flipping out but I couldn't move at all. When I was unparalysized I kicked open the door and ran for about a half mile to prove to myself I could move.


paralyzed.

Only sleeping problem I've EVER had is when I sleep on my back I sometimes get the sensation that I'm falling, and because my eyes are closed and I can't place myself I start to feel sick. Of course, it's remedied by simply rolling sideways.

None of the scary shit you guys are dealing with.

I never experienced sleep paralysis.

>Having first ever lucid dream, washing my hands in the bathroom
>Better check if i am dreaming
>Need a totem like Inception to see if i was awake
>Looks around bathroom, sees toilet is on the wrong side
>Immediately wake up
>MFW when my totem is a toilet

See me, I moved beyond mere sleep paralysis.

Wake up in bed, lights off, bright alarm clock so i can faintly see.
Realize i can't move. Calmly tell myself over and over to move.
See closet door at opposite corner of room slowly open.
Now I'm screaming in my head to move.
Break out of paralysis, grab sword displayed on my shelf, and turn on lights.
Light bulb immediately goes out, turn on TV, TV goes out as well. Frantically try to open the door.
Finally wake up,
Back in my bed, same exact position, and i can't move.

It was a dream, it repeated itself, over and over, and over. Each time just a little different. Each time a little worst. Couldn't escape, just began from the beginning. Can't/Don't want to remember how many times.
If there is a hell, that'll be mine.

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