Skyrim Greentext. . Anonymous (ID: ) tie bbe working can a belt! morning is all on edge about some "return of the brovahkiin" wee a guy We never seen round Whit
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Anonymous (ID: )
tie
bbe working can a belt!
morning
is all on edge about
some "return of the
brovahkiin" ********
wee a guy We never seen
round Whiterun before
suecide to be friendly and introduce myself
l work for belethor at the general goods
store"
says nothing
and rummage; through my
pockets
rage's into store
mute bucket on Belethor' s head
everything
36 cheese wheels from his bag to
make FOUR"!
bruns outs ide and teleports away
wmm
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Submitted: 06/26/2013
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#13 - thechosentroll (06/26/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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I recently decided to **** around in Skyrim. Enchanted my armor so it has 111% resistance to both frost and fire. When I encountered a dragon it just landed and looked at me with a "Y u do dis?" expression on its' face. Payback time.
#62 - minoschur (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be flying around human city
>see little human running away from giants
>feels the soul of dovah in him
>rushes to save him
>defeat 3 giants, 2 mammoths and a mudcrab with our combined efforts
>lands to say what a great battle that was
>hits my face with a hammer
>screams at me
>steals my soul
>takes my bones
>walks away screaming WULD every 10 seconds
#50 - jigglebilly (06/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Meet a prisoner in Helgen
>Get attacked by a ******* dragon
>Escape
>Tell the guy he needs to get help from the Jarl
>He goes to Riften to join the thieves guild instead
>Everyone dies because he waited a year to get help
#44 - HomerSimpson (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#33 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #25 - snakefire (06/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for an arrow to the knee.
#34 - bleeduntildeath (06/27/2013) [+] (17 replies)
mfw wobbajack victim
mfw wobbajack victim
#134 - europe (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>about to be executed
>dragon attacks
>escape from the attack into a keep
>followed by a fellow prisoner with the most horrifying face of all time
>he must want to help me
>unbind him
>he won't stop punching me
>he helps kill some imperials, he can't be all bad
>spend entire time punching and stabbing me, gets an axe, hacks up my flesh
> **** it, I've dealt with worse soldiers
>make our way out
>recommend he visit my sister in riverwood, she can help him out
>he knocks me over the head with his axe until I double over in pain
>get up later, he's gone
>go to riverwood
>entire town slaughtered by axe-wielding psycho
>what have I done
#110 - mcfattyfatty (06/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#129 - sloot (06/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>This Dovakin guy rescued me from being trapped in a tomb
>He is the leader of every guild in skyrim. (wonder how he has time to do anything)
>He saved the world from some Alduin faggot like omg what a babe....
>Then he rescued my mom, killed my dad, and saved the world from being taken over by vampires
>I was so appreciative that I agreed to be his follower
>Things were fine until he started dragging me around to do ******* everything
>He even made me go hang out with the nerds at the bard's college
>This guy is just too clingy, I think it is time for the friendzone

And that boys and girls is why we can't marry Serana
#11 - luciuseternal ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
#47 - timesmath (06/27/2013) [+] (52 replies)
Dovahkin vs Master Chief?



#60 to #55 - reaperriley (06/27/2013) [-]
by lore he is simply a man that can speak in dragon tongues while master chief is a 7 foot tall armored super soldier with guns. I think master chielf would win simply on marksmen and guns alone.

Eh....
<---- He could kill both easily.
User avatar #10 - strangemoo (06/26/2013) [-]
The bucket trick never worked for me. Every time I did it they moved and it fell off.
#143 - felex (06/27/2013) [-]
i'm off to play some skyrim
#167 - Womens Study Major (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what website do they use to do this?
#94 - camblea (06/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #74 - Dap (06/27/2013) [-]
**** all those ******* up at whitefun. I slaughtered Belethabenahenator and stole all his goodies.
#37 - Womens Study Major (06/27/2013) [-]
i had so much fun playing skyrims major quests..I wish they would make more major quests
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