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tie
bbe working can a belt!
morning
is all on edge about
some "return of the
brovahkiin" bullshit
wee a guy We never seen
round Whiterun before
suecide to be friendly and introduce myself
l work for belethor at the general goods
store"
says nothing
and rummage; through my
pockets
rage's into store
mute bucket on Belethor' s head
everything
36 cheese wheels from his bag to
make FOUR"!
bruns outs ide and teleports away
wmm
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#13 - thechosentroll
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I recently decided to **** around in Skyrim. Enchanted my armor so it has 111% resistance to both frost and fire. When I encountered a dragon it just landed and looked at me with a "Y u do dis?" expression on its' face. Payback time.
#14 to #13 - anon id: 92fd812e
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Enchanting takes out all the challenge. ;-; It's like god mode without cheating
User avatar #15 to #14 - thechosentroll
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Come on, it's a Bethesda game. Half the fun is trying to break what wasn't already broken. Just wait until I raise my alchemy to 100. I have a theory that by drinking potions that enhanse enchanting I could enchant powerful items that enhanse alchemy, then make a more powerful potion that enhanses enchanting, then more powerful items that enhanse enchanting and so on and so forth until we get an infinite loop (or I run out of springan sap).
User avatar #16 to #15 - robotvoice
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your theory has been proven.
you can collect all the ingredients needed by walking/swimming along certain rivers/streams and make god mode armor and weapons.
like armor ratings in the thousands.
User avatar #17 to #16 - thechosentroll
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. My deadric armor's already so good it makes battleaxe blows feel like tickling. Imagine what I could do with a fully upgraded set. I could finally fulfil my dream of freefalling off the throat of the world.
User avatar #19 to #17 - phantomi
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In oblivion I used to enchant my armour so I was always invisible... then came the poisons, so many poisons...
User avatar #20 to #19 - whycanticaps
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100% chameleon op
User avatar #52 to #19 - thechosentroll
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Ditto.
User avatar #48 to #16 - maestroxevous
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Even though vanilla damage reduction due to armour rating is capped at 85%, if memory serves. This renders those bespoke armour ratings useless.
User avatar #124 to #16 - darkoblivion
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*like armor ratings in the millions

i felt bad after doing that
User avatar #125 to #124 - robotvoice
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meh i see no harm in it.
i couldn't actually remember the exact number.
i should probably leave a link to the article.
User avatar #126 to #125 - darkoblivion
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there is no harm....but when you have armor enchanted to give you and additional 100,000+ health and a bow that ones shots everything sometimes you're like "damn..." then you go into a cave with some draugr and laugh as they pummeled you with their sword only to receive an arrow to the face
User avatar #21 to #13 - heartlessrobot
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Except now resistance to magic, freeze, shock, and fire maxes out at 75%. Also, their shouts still do damage.
User avatar #36 to #21 - IAmManbearpig
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(06/27/2013) [-]
doesn't max out with creation kit!
#146 to #21 - anon id: 0c958383
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gev dis por anon srce of avtar pls kthxbi
User avatar #149 to #146 - heartlessrobot
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(06/27/2013) [-]
High School dxd
User avatar #53 to #21 - thechosentroll
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Yeah, but for some reason dragons don't use shouts on me anymore.
User avatar #150 to #53 - heartlessrobot
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Maybe they'd rather talk it over instead.
#51 to #21 - anon id: a22753ca
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Hope u heard a good conversation/ plan to bee HORRIBLE AGSIN- JUST MAKING SURE U STILL LISTEN $$$ ALWAYS BER LEAVR YOUR CUNT FRIEND/ STILL CUNT BEE TRUSTED- LEGAL RIGHTS
#59 to #51 - cdula
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#62 - minoschur
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>be flying around human city
>see little human running away from giants
>feels the soul of dovah in him
>rushes to save him
>defeat 3 giants, 2 mammoths and a mudcrab with our combined efforts
>lands to say what a great battle that was
>hits my face with a hammer
>screams at me
>steals my soul
>takes my bones
>walks away screaming WULD every 10 seconds
User avatar #145 to #62 - lightshadow
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Is "WULD" clear skies or whirlwind sprint?
#168 to #145 - sharklasers
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Clear skies is LOK VAH TUUM or something
User avatar #163 to #62 - boydaranga
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Last line got me.
#50 - jigglebilly
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(06/27/2013) [-]
>Meet a prisoner in Helgen
>Get attacked by a ******* dragon
>Escape
>Tell the guy he needs to get help from the Jarl
>He goes to Riften to join the thieves guild instead
>Everyone dies because he waited a year to get help
#81 to #50 - tehpwnz
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but that's Ralof, Alvor, the smith in riverwood, tells you to talk to the Jarl
User avatar #88 to #81 - jigglebilly
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(06/27/2013) [-]
If you followed Hadvaar. It's Gerdur if you followed Ralof.

I figured Ralof would work for this by association.
User avatar #164 to #88 - tehpwnz
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(06/30/2013) [-]
wait wait wait wait wait..... you have a choice!? my marker has always just led me to Hadvaar
User avatar #165 to #164 - jigglebilly
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Yeah, I missed it the first time around too, but Ralof and Hadvaar argue for a second in front of the keep, and it prompts you to follow one of the two. Obviously it changes what happens in Riverwood.
User avatar #166 to #165 - tehpwnz
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well ****, looks like I need to start a new character in skyrim
User avatar #87 to #81 - Residentpudding
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It depends on who you follow.
#44 - HomerSimpson
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User avatar #84 to #44 - manflino
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>Raped by an Orc every night

oh god xD
#33 - bitchpleaseshutup
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User avatar #49 to #33 - nsfwbrowserv
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(06/27/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD THIS HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE?
I'M SO ******* GLAD I'M NOT ALONE.

Literally, the exact same thing (minus the gf) happened to me a while back, all of a sudden I had gay porn on my screen with no ******* way to close out of it.
#121 to #33 - anon id: 2f3ea632
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Good job roliga
User avatar #174 to #33 - bitchpleaseshutup
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Roliga
#112 to #33 - mcfattyfatty
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User avatar #25 - snakefire
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Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for an arrow to the knee.
#27 to #25 - sanguinesolitude
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i lulled.

"Until next time, this is Three Dog! AOOOO! And you're listening to Galaxy News Radio! Bringing you the truth... no matter how bad it hurts."
User avatar #29 to #27 - lolfire
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Fallout 3 Three Dog Remix - Goin' Down In Post-Apocalyptia
#30 to #29 - sanguinesolitude
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#32 to #25 - bitchpleaseshutup
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#58 to #32 - cdula
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That made me laugh way more than it should have.   
   
i'll be watching you
That made me laugh way more than it should have.

i'll be watching you
#34 - bleeduntildeath
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(06/27/2013) [-]
mfw wobbajack victim
mfw wobbajack victim
User avatar #71 to #34 - thebannedzombie
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Why do people keep reminding me about this Anime. It's one of my favorites but the ending just tears apart my soul. And I despise Suzaku with all the burning fury of a thousand dying suns. But it's still my favorite anime. I hope their new OVA's make enough money to force them to bring Lelouch back from the dead so that I can finally have some peace.
User avatar #98 to #71 - Rukioish
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he's not dead. In the original ending it's shown to be lelouch driving the cart that CC is on.
User avatar #104 to #98 - thebannedzombie
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Also thanks, that makes me feel slightly better about the ending. Though it's still tragic that he is dead to everyone else he knew.
User avatar #105 to #104 - Rukioish
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He's with CC. I think that's the best ending either of them could have hoped for.
User avatar #109 to #105 - thebannedzombie
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I suppose that's probably true. I did always like Kallen better than CC so that's probably part of it.

It's probably rather odd that I have so many complaints about a my favorite Anime, but for whatever reason the rest is just amazing enough to me to make me love it anyways.
User avatar #102 to #98 - thebannedzombie
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Well, still hoping for more, though with their current schedule it will be another 2 years before their 4 part ova's are finished and I can't imagine them continuing on before that's done...

And I still despise Suzaku.
User avatar #103 to #102 - Rukioish
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I liked how in the end they were still friends tho.

User avatar #107 to #103 - thebannedzombie
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I just could never accept anything that came out of his mouth because he took part in the massacres at the beginning of the series. "how dare you use violent methods against military targets while I am fighting in an army who loves to just kill everyone in a city to make our job easier or lure out Zero"
User avatar #39 to #34 - vatra
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I thought she was kind of cute until this scene, then I couldn't look at her the same way ever again.
User avatar #72 to #39 - thebannedzombie
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Her masturbating to pictures of the princess wasn't already enough? O.O
User avatar #75 to #72 - vatra
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Eh, I don't judge how others get their jollies.
#40 to #39 - bleeduntildeath
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(06/27/2013) [-]
at least you remember the anime, I don't
User avatar #41 to #40 - vatra
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Code Geass
#42 to #41 - bleeduntildeath
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there we go... I keep saying code something, geass just baffles me
User avatar #43 to #42 - vatra
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Yeah. It's the name of the power in C.C.'s world's language.
User avatar #56 to #43 - schneidend
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It's actually based on a term for a spell that binds somebody to do something in Celtic mythology.
User avatar #57 to #56 - vatra
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I was just giving the explanation the show gave.
#46 - SuperCookie
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#31 - kingrui
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#110 - mcfattyfatty
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User avatar #130 to #110 - thechosentroll
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He was the first civilian NPC I ever killed in Skyrim. The first of many and the foundation for a beautiful corpse pile.
#137 to #130 - thecakeisaliereal
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He was my second civilian to kill! The first one was this ************ (pic). Every time I start a new character the first thing I do when I get to Whiterun is murder this annoying prick!
User avatar #138 to #137 - thechosentroll
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For me it was

1. Nazeem
2. A guard who asked me if I fetch the mead for the companions.
3. A bitch from the companions who kept asking why they let a twat like me in.
4. Preachy McAnnoying
5. Every single guard who said the word "sweetroll". No exceptions.

My corpse pile got so big that some of the people in it started despawning.
User avatar #139 to #138 - thecakeisaliereal
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My list of proud accomplishments:
1. Talos worshiping cunt
2. Nazeem
3. Half of the Whiterun guard (accident... I swear)
4. Everyone killable in Markarth
5. Anyone who tells me I'm a dirty thief (I'm a ************** assassin thank you very much!)
Plus the perks of role-playing as an assassin, only the victims knew who did it!
User avatar #133 to #130 - mcfattyfatty
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He is the reason I go on killing sprees. I keep him around just because he makes me laugh now.
User avatar #135 to #133 - thechosentroll
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He started my only killing spree. Still hasn't ended.
User avatar #172 to #130 - isthisfunnyornah
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I got a bounty in whiterun for some reason i don't remember, but i remember missing the blacksmith right at the gate(i had killed them for a key to something), i killed EVERYONE in whiterun, doesnt matter, i'm the leader in *****************, so i walk around grabbing people around the back and slamming them on their necks, the only cities i havent killed all in, are solitude,riften,the one place with the magic college, and one other place.
User avatar #173 to #172 - isthisfunnyornah
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What's the neck slam thing called IRL??
#141 to #110 - jarofdirt
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