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Sir Mcgee and the Godless heathens

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#10 - hudge (04/08/2014) [-]
I can never keep a straight face through "						***********					 stick".
I can never keep a straight face through " *********** stick".
#6 - kurokoda (04/08/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Tbh I never thought "vampires" ,"werewolves" or people who dressed in full Lolita style actually wen't out in public like that until a saw a gathering of them in a Walmart parking lot

mfw
#5 - deezknuts (04/08/2014) [-]
>						*******					 vamp kids   
 per se
> ******* vamp kids
per se
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/07/2014) [-]
I cannot begin to shower you with green thumbs.
I cannot begin to shower you with green thumbs.
#24 - ilbacondeity (04/08/2014) [-]
read this on here a few weeks ago. still enjoy it i suppose.
read this on here a few weeks ago. still enjoy it i suppose.
#69 - alphavsomega (04/08/2014) [-]
>polycarbon 						***********					 stick
>polycarbon *********** stick
#11 - realmatureguyhere (04/08/2014) [-]
Glorious
Glorious
#20 - mankey ONLINE (04/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#2 - iamostrich ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
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#58 - Compootor (04/08/2014) [-]
GODLESS HEATHEN
#84 - eddymolly (04/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.

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#35 - rabidaardvark (04/08/2014) [+] (11 replies)
So the morons see this guy in full plate and with a bastard sword, and think a measly dagger's gonna be enough?
So the morons see this guy in full plate and with a bastard sword, and think a measly dagger's gonna be enough?
#8 - centurionprime ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
hi frontpage.
hi frontpage.
#53 - gibroner (04/08/2014) [-]
This needs it's own movie
#18 - donalbaine (04/08/2014) [-]
"						***********					 stick"
" *********** stick"
#27 - sirbrentcoe (04/08/2014) [-]
good stuff.
good stuff.
User avatar #19 - splendiddust (04/08/2014) [-]
The comment section is just a competition to see who has the best "Thumbs for you" gif
User avatar #76 - letriggs (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I know for a fact if I were to walk past a bar filled with "vampires" and see a ******* templar waltz in I would go in just to see the **** go down
#15 - mrsnowballs (04/08/2014) [-]
That is now in my top 10 all time favorite green texts
That is now in my top 10 all time favorite green texts
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