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Shy girl

102 Verizon "lit' 10: 49 PM 75% -
P Be me at highschool party.
P **** shy girl in behind friends apartment.
P Let' s me finish in her mouth
P she returns to party.
P I stay out for a cigarette.
P Go back inside
P She' s on the eunuch making out an my best friend.
P Litteraly pull her eff him.
P Friend gets upset
P Can' t bring myself to tell him he prabably has a little bit at least bf cum in my
mouth.
P Leave them alone & they resume,
For the remainder of highschool everyboody thinks I' m desperately in mare w/
her and o: ouldn' t stand the sight of her making out w/ another man. (lla! ! !
didn' t want m buddy he cum in his meath.
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Submitted: 12/17/2015
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#4 - kloudianorici (12/18/2015) [-]
But there's gay bro tier as well.
It's a strange middle ground but you know, no homo.
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#21 to #4 - innocentbabies (12/18/2015) [-]
>never spoke of it again
I mean, I guess technically he's typing it, but I think it's the principle that counts here
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User avatar #23 to #21 - waterlinx (12/18/2015) [-]
I think he's referring to him and his friend speaking about it
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User avatar #73 to #4 - corsairjoshua (12/18/2015) [-]
Maybe they didn't speak about it.. But I like to imagine they did something about it
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User avatar #78 to #4 - boarderlinegreat (12/19/2015) [-]
They should speak about how much cash he owes his bud for saving his ass
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User avatar #71 to #4 - Zombiefried (12/18/2015) [-]
Savin' your bro from some nazi hoes? Nothin' gay bout' it sugar.
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#74 to #4 - iamaniceperson (12/18/2015) [-]
Top tier bro
Top tier bro
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#55 to #4 - nemesisapoc (12/18/2015) [-]
**nemesisapoc used "*roll picture*"**
**nemesisapoc rolled image**I don't care if that's gay. That is a good brother and he deserves all the respect forever.
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#6 to #4 - allahrules (12/18/2015) [-]
Holy **** thats a great defense mechanism I'm defenitely gonna keep that in my mind
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User avatar #8 to #6 - DaCrazyOne (12/18/2015) [-]
Had to use it before...worst part was, buddy was actually gay.

Got a ride home in a squad car, nothing of value was lost and we never talked about it again.
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#18 to #8 - allahrules (12/18/2015) [-]
You broke the poor guys heart what a bastard
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User avatar #32 to #18 - DaCrazyOne (12/18/2015) [-]
He didn't see me that way, and I wasn't attracted to him, so nothing of real value was lost...though I did lose contact with him after I enlisted and he went to the guard...
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User avatar #15 to #4 - geofalke (12/18/2015) [-]
dude i hung out with all the time in high school was gay, so naturally everyone thought we were dating. frankly i didn't mind because it kept all the psycho bitches off my ass and i went to a hyper ghetto school, so they were extra psycho.

looking back on it, i'd probably do it if i was actually gay. Objectively speaking, he was a damn attractive guy.
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#17 to #15 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
attractiveness is 100 percent subjective
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#38 to #17 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
100%? No.
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#76 to #17 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
No. It is partially subjective.

If it were 100% subjective then if you asked 100 different people whether a given person was attractive then it would be basically a random spread whether they were/weren't and that spread would be roughly equal for any given person they were asked to rate.

In reality, while there's some subjectiveness, if you ask 100 people whether Sasha Grey is physically attractive you'll probably get a markedly different result than if you ask 100 people whether Honey Boo Boo's mom is attractive.
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#16 to #4 - shibblehiggins (12/18/2015) [-]
GIF
That's the bro-est **** ever no homo tho
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User avatar #31 to #16 - klina (12/18/2015) [-]
i know i saw this show i just cant remember what it's naem was
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User avatar #53 to #34 - klina (12/18/2015) [-]
**** yeas now i remember
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#2 - nod (12/17/2015) [-]
GIF
when his friend finds out
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User avatar #9 - polarpulse ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
"Shy gir"

but she ***** everyone?
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User avatar #35 to #9 - dalgaard (12/18/2015) [-]
everyone is different when they get drunk and it is as xsnowbanex says
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User avatar #30 to #9 - xsnowbanex (12/18/2015) [-]
Hey man. It's always the shy ones that are the freakiest
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#37 to #30 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
There's a difference between fetishes and being a slut.
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#44 to #37 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
Multiple sexual partners is hardly the strangest fetish you can have.
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#57 to #44 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
what does that have to do with anything, he's saying that isn't a fetish
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User avatar #24 to #9 - blackmageewizardt (12/18/2015) [-]
I see also an strong contradiction here...
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#5 - Norway (12/18/2015) [-]
>best friend
>trying to kill his gains

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#26 to #5 - bigbuttjackson ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Best laugh I've had this month
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#42 to #5 - hotpiss (12/18/2015) [-]
fabulous work norway
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User avatar #11 to #5 - gthelurker (12/18/2015) [-]
>Saying his friend needs the protein
>That's why you do not have friends.
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#20 - dingdongsingsong (12/18/2015) [-]
Probably boosted the girl's confidence.
Nothing feels better than someone jealous over you.
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#66 to #20 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
*envious
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#1 - evilhomer (12/17/2015) [-]
It's just a bro looking out for his bro
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User avatar #12 - shanethedragon (12/18/2015) [-]
she can't be that shy
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#39 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
"shy girl"
- **** guy at parking lot
- swallow his cum
- few moments later makes out with other dude

Somehow I don't think she is shy :/
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#28 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
Something tells me that she wasn't a shy girl if she gave head to some dude at a party, and then pulled another guy basically straight after.
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User avatar #7 - codydunavin (12/18/2015) [-]
">he probably has a little bit at least of cum in my mouth"
I think anon forgot to tell us an important piece to the story
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#10 to #7 - xgolgothax (12/18/2015) [-]
No, he told the entire story, look again.
He came in girls mouth..girl went back to party and started making out with his friend...he pulled her off of him bc cum in her mouth.
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#13 to #10 - fawkwayne (12/18/2015) [-]
Apparently you can't read. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us
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User avatar #33 to #13 - darksideofthebeast (12/18/2015) [-]
Freudian slip?
Yes
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#14 to #13 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
That's clearly a typo and we can tell what he went, he read it just fine. Don't be pedantic.
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User avatar #22 to #14 - Haentar (12/18/2015) [-]
It was a joke
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#58 - PsychoBrains (12/18/2015) [-]
did somebody say shygirl?
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#67 - anomorphous (12/18/2015) [-]
the title disappointed me.
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User avatar #3 - sickmyduckk (12/17/2015) [-]
Your buddy should be grateful for those extra proteins
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#52 - candypoops (12/18/2015) [-]
So she's a "shy girl", but she goes from sucking off one guy to making out with another?
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User avatar #54 to #52 - greeling (12/18/2015) [-]
Getting drunk removes inhibitions.
OP didn't specify if she was drunk or not, so you should assume that she is.
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User avatar #69 to #54 - theugandanhero (12/18/2015) [-]
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
The facts that we have here, is that she was shy and was at a party. If I were to make a theory, it would be that the first person to engage in sexual acts with her wanted to go outside for a cigarette, and the girl simply could've followed him outside because his company would have provided less anxiety for her than if she were to stay inside with the rest of the partygoers. One thing leads to another, and they start to have a little fun. To which the girl goes inside, confidence boosted, as it normally would be after taking part in such an act, and reciprocate aforementioned sexual acts with his friend because she very well could've still been in the mood.
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#72 - ballzmcgee ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
She doesn't sound too shy...
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#43 - jizzmeista (12/18/2015) [-]
GIF
sounds like he didn't see that.... cumming
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User avatar #65 - gmsnow (12/18/2015) [-]
>Can't bring myself to tell him he probably has a littile bit at least of cum in my
mouth.

>little bit at least of cum in my mouth
>cum in my mouth
>Can't bring myself to tell him

Because your mouth is full of cum faggot.
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#25 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
You were the hero he needed, but not the one he deserved.
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User avatar #70 - boarderlinegreat (12/18/2015) [-]
**** that didn't happen for 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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#59 - nootz (12/18/2015) [-]
**nootz used "*roll picture*"**
**nootz rolled image** Does anyone have the 4chan story from /k/ about a guy who's annoying family comes over and steals from him?
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#75 to #59 - nootz (12/18/2015) [-]
**nootz used "*roll picture*"**
**nootz rolled image** nvm found it /Worth+the+read+k+ommando+gets+revenge/funny-pictures/5180411/
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