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Shrek is god
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Gingerbread Man ( Sat) 16: 51 No. 844
to gamestop
my 15th copy of Shreks on PSA which I was going to use as a spare for my third spare
mman at the counter tells me that Ralph is better than Shrek
Hell him to take it back
takes out a copy of ralph and rubs it on his dick
H fall to my knees and scream 'Shrek is E. Shrek is life/
looks confused
spuddenly the aromatic smell of onions begins to fill the store
Crashes through the door and beats the cashier to death with Donkey
cashier screams in pain
Get ogre it faggot' says Shrek
Go on Maddy' he continues All is right'
Thank you, Shrek'
e I wink
bends me outer and sticks his giant ogresized eshrekt penis in my ass
H want to please Shrek
I know I as Swimming in Onion smelling, ogre cum
home
marathon on Sky movies
Shrek yeall'
Gingerbread Man ) his 852
to gamestop
my 15th copy of Shreks on PSA which I was going to use as a spare for my third spare
mman at the counter tells me that Ralph is better than Shrek
Hell him to take it back
takes out a copy of ralph and rubs it on his dick
H fall to my knees and scream 'Shrek is E. Shrek is life/
looks confused
spuddenly the aromatic smell of onions begins to fill the store
Crashes through the door and beats the cashier to death with Donkey
cashier screams in pain
Get ogre it faggot' says Shrek
Go on Maddy' he continues All is right'
Thank you, Shrek'
e I wink
bends me outer and sticks his giant ogresized eshrekt penis in my ass
H want to please Shrek
I know I as Swimming in Onion smelling, ogre cum
home
marathon on Sky movies
Shrek yeall'
Gingerbread Man ) his 852
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#2
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instalation (02/23/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
At this point I'm scared to thumb down Shrek posts, or skip.
#128
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allion (02/23/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
>3 years ago
>another depressing day concludes
>going to bed
>put out my ear molded wax candles
>pray to my lord and saviour (shrek)
>stare at shrek poster on the ceiling, trying to cry myself to sleep
>suddenly feel a gentle embrace from behind
>feel the layers of lips kissing me on my neck
>omg shrek's laying in my bed
>he asks what's wrong
>I tell him my life's dreck
>we talk about our feelings all night
>then he sings me to sleep
>"somewhere, ogre the rainbow..."
>I fall asleep to Shrek's angel-like voice
>next morning
>there's an onion under my pillow
I kept that onion with me for the last 3 years and it always gave me strength and confidence when I needed them most
>another depressing day concludes
>going to bed
>put out my ear molded wax candles
>pray to my lord and saviour (shrek)
>stare at shrek poster on the ceiling, trying to cry myself to sleep
>suddenly feel a gentle embrace from behind
>feel the layers of lips kissing me on my neck
>omg shrek's laying in my bed
>he asks what's wrong
>I tell him my life's dreck
>we talk about our feelings all night
>then he sings me to sleep
>"somewhere, ogre the rainbow..."
>I fall asleep to Shrek's angel-like voice
>next morning
>there's an onion under my pillow
I kept that onion with me for the last 3 years and it always gave me strength and confidence when I needed them most
#105
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emac (02/23/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
Does anyone remember the Shrek 2 video game?
It was actually fucking awesome.
It was actually fucking awesome.
#148
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CapnInterwebz ONLINE (02/23/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
Every shrek post ever:
>in random situation
>shrek is love, shrek is life
>"no"
>shrek murders someone
>*ogre pun*
>shrek fucks person
>*ogre pun*
>shrek is love, shrek is life
>in random situation
>shrek is love, shrek is life
>"no"
>shrek murders someone
>*ogre pun*
>shrek fucks person
>*ogre pun*
>shrek is love, shrek is life
#150
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anthraxpotato (02/23/2013) [-] i find these jokes so retarded , is shrek was indeed god the-
wait... why does it smells like onions in here
wait... why does it smells like onions in here
#137
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vegetatheprince (02/23/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
These Shrek posts are becoming more frequent.... this could be..... problematic.
#54
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Silver Quantum (02/23/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
"beats cashier to death"
"cashier screams in pain"
wut
"cashier screams in pain"
wut
