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Shrek is Life. Yes, this is me.. File: fuck hcojpg (651 KB, ) This literally happened during school jorday. 15 in AP Language class today. Didn' t study write b

Yes, this is me.

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This literally happened during school jorday.
15 in AP Language class
today. Didn' t study
write bullshit answers
the quizzes to be graded my stupid cunts around me
gets my quiz. "mutt"
1 Define Anaphora
raises her hands ''I think he gave an example"
is. Holy fuck
Shrek is Love, Smelt is Life"
Sshole class starts bursting out laughing
Treacher gives me full credit
wmm
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #15 - whichever
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(08/22/2014) [-]
added Shrek is love, Shrek is life to examples
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphora_(rhetoric)#Examples
User avatar #33 to #15 - fedak
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(08/22/2014) [-]
I actually went to Wikipedia to check what anaphora was, saw it in the examples, then scrolled down and saw your comment
#55 to #15 - applesdontpee
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(08/23/2014) [-]
you magnificent bastard
#16 to #15 - toohntown
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(08/22/2014) [-]
holy **** you actually did it
#26 to #15 - badgerclan
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(08/22/2014) [-]
I logged in just to thumb that. I'm amazed that it's still up after 3 hours. In case anybody wants to see it after it gets fixed here's a screenshot.
User avatar #29 to #26 - hektoroftroy
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(08/22/2014) [-]
>implying there's anything to fix
User avatar #63 to #26 - whichever
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(08/23/2014) [-]
13 hours and going
User avatar #20 to #15 - tittylovin
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(08/22/2014) [-]
I love you for what you've done today.
User avatar #45 to #15 - greyhoundfd
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(08/23/2014) [-]
If you just click on anaphora, it goes to Shrek
User avatar #21 to #15 - fuckingdaltonapple
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Holy **** it's even in the "See also"
User avatar #27 to #21 - KillinTime
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(08/22/2014) [-]
it's also a category.
#4 - splyt
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(08/22/2014) [-]
gg made me look up definition of anaphora, only became more impressed
#3 - namehasbeentakenwe
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(08/22/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #32 to #3 - hektoroftroy
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(08/22/2014) [-]
This is the funniest thing I've read on here in months
User avatar #50 to #3 - thereasonableperso
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I got boner. Why?
#6 to #3 - XxElJuegoxX
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(08/22/2014) [-]
I await to see the video version of this
#47 - cuboose
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(08/23/2014) [-]
**cuboose rolled user yaybacon ** shreks next victim
#48 to #47 - yaybacon
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Can't be a victim if I enjoy it.
Can't be a victim if I enjoy it.
#49 to #48 - stealthnull
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(08/23/2014) [-]
#37 - Captainunhelpful
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#53 - swolebro
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(08/23/2014) [-]
>shrek is cancer, shrek is summerfags

time to get a new meme guys
User avatar #56 to #53 - breastisbest
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(08/23/2014) [-]
What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.
#62 to #56 - namehasbeentakenwe
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User avatar #57 to #56 - swolebro
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Lol you must be really pathetic to type that all out
User avatar #58 to #57 - breastisbest
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I didn't. I would never waste that much time on such obvious bait.

pastebin.com/RRFYNEKU
#7 - mombeam
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(08/22/2014) [-]
>August 21
>School

I'm seriously confused, where is this normal? I know that in Canada Grade 1-12 starts after labour day - Sep 2 this year - and Post secondary actual learning doesn't happen at the very earliest until next week.
User avatar #31 to #7 - malacyman
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(08/22/2014) [-]
HA! have fun in school rest of Canada, BC-master province
#34 to #31 - mombeam
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(08/22/2014) [-]
What are you trying to say? According to www.vsb.bc.ca/sites/default/files/publications/2014-15%20FINAL%20APPROVED%20CALENDAR.pdf we have the same school dates? I'm in Ontario.
User avatar #35 to #34 - malacyman
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(08/22/2014) [-]
IT was a joke, the BC teachers are still on strike
#38 to #35 - mombeam
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I've been REALLY out of the loop recently. Literally all my world news has come from FJ. In the past month, Mrs. Doubtfire died, there's some **** happening in the middle east, not the same **** from last year, but new **** with different shade of brown people, Zoe Quinn ********.
User avatar #40 to #38 - malacyman
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(08/23/2014) [-]
After i graduated in July, i kinda stopped watching the news. I've maybe watched 20 minutes total, i know nothing other than our world is ****** up right now
#41 to #40 - mombeam
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Just like every other day?
User avatar #42 to #41 - malacyman
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(08/23/2014) [-]
yeah, just a little more than normal.
User avatar #9 to #7 - zorach
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Here in Sweden we always start in late august.
#14 to #9 - breakingbenjo
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Second year at gymnasium and I started a week ago while some of my friends haven't even started yet   
   
 Ibland gillar jag inte att läsa en spetslinje
Second year at gymnasium and I started a week ago while some of my friends haven't even started yet

Ibland gillar jag inte att läsa en spetslinje
User avatar #44 to #14 - mutzaki
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Vad är en spetslinje? Är det något som kom till i samband med det nya betygssystemet?
User avatar #64 to #44 - breakingbenjo
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Det är en linje som fördjupar sig extra mycket i ett visst ämne, så det är ingen inriktning utan ännu djupare. Det finns ca 20 st i Sverige
Du kan läsa mer här www.spetsutbildningar.se/
User avatar #65 to #64 - mutzaki
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Tack för infot
User avatar #10 to #7 - mypickinuraxe
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(08/22/2014) [-]
It might be a year round school.
#11 to #7 - anon id: 045b38c8
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(08/22/2014) [-]
In the Southeast US, schools typically start the second Monday of August. Although it may have been the third this year.
User avatar #13 to #7 - fjsknight
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(08/22/2014) [-]
We started on the 18th
#18 to #7 - anon id: c23b4120
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(08/22/2014) [-]
I started on the 13th
User avatar #19 to #7 - meganinja
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(08/22/2014) [-]
In the US schools typically start before labor day. And in other countries they start even earlier.
User avatar #22 to #7 - zoologyexplain
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(08/22/2014) [-]
I go to school on Aug. 25th. Not really that hard to believe that some start a few days earlier.
#23 to #7 - grama
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(08/22/2014) [-]
In Bulgaria we start school on the 15 Sep
In Bulgaria we start school on the 15 Sep
User avatar #24 to #23 - grama
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(08/22/2014) [-]
didnt noitice my GIF broke
#30 to #24 - mombeam
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Are all .gifs broken in bulgaria?
User avatar #36 to #30 - grama
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(08/22/2014) [-]
maybe but in return we start school on the 15 Sep
User avatar #28 to #7 - ethansev [OP]
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Well most schools in my region start in September as well...I guess my district is just retarded.
User avatar #39 to #7 - klaes
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Been in school since August 11th. Some schools work on a different system.
User avatar #51 to #7 - commontroll
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Here in Texas we usually start in August and end in May.
User avatar #52 to #7 - samthediv
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I live in Scotland and Ive been bck since 13th August
User avatar #8 to #7 - whatasickname
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(08/22/2014) [-]
some schools have different curriculums than having the stereotypical summer months off. My cousins used to live in Hawaii and they went to school January to October.
User avatar #43 - PenguinsOfMars
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(08/23/2014) [-]
The word literally adds literally nothing to the sentence except for letters and a word
#12 - froggernaught
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(08/22/2014) [-]
I had a teacher today use the word Vurped. Vomit Burp. Because someone told him a rather gross story. we as a class didn't know was vurp meant and he said "Well you know the word shart right? Its that only vomit and a burp"
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