Shrek Episode III: Revenge of the Onion

>walk into class one day, teacher not there
>realize that we have a substitute
>sub walks into the class when the bell rings
>It's Shrek
>the whole class is stunned, the distinct smell of onions and swamp filled the air
>start to cry because I'm ogreemotional
>one kid calls him Dreck
>Shrek drops his pants and takes a fat ogre shit on his desk
>the whole class cheers
it was the best day ever

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#26 to #24 - N. Korean citizen (01/11/2013) [-]

Thread link: http://www.shrekchan.org/shr/res/9348.html

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#27 to #26 - N. Korean citizen (01/11/2013) [-]

>Be 13, at a friend's sleepover.
>We finish the night of vidya by watching Shrek 1 and 2.
>Wake up in the middle of the night because someone is touching my peeny and breathing heavily down my neck. Smells like onions.
>Think it's my friend's dad, but too scared to say anything.
>Eventually jizz in my sleeping bag.
>"I hope you enjoyed this shrexual encounter as much as I did."
>See a large green figure escape through an open window.

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#1 - gatodelfuego (01/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I pity the dead

who can no longer know such joys

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#367 - codymathieu ONLINE (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)

**codymathieu rolls 00** Shrek 'em

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#40 - chadpbj (01/11/2013) [-]

"spit in it for disrespecting shrek"

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#82 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]

I hope I'm not to late to post this.

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#228 to #187 - iamawhitenigger (01/11/2013) [-]

**iamawhitenigger rolls 00**

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#231 to #228 - martenskii (01/11/2013) [-]

i was first

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#235 to #231 - iamawhitenigger (01/11/2013) [-]

I know.

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#237 to #235 - martenskii (01/11/2013) [-]

:)

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#233 to #228 - Sunburn (01/11/2013) [-]

We have a winner!

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#238 to #233 - iamawhitenigger (01/11/2013) [-]

Do I roll, too? martenskii was first.

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#239 to #238 - Sunburn (01/11/2013) [-]

Well it does say -the first person-, so let's stick with the rules.

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#240 to #239 - iamawhitenigger (01/11/2013) [-]

k then

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#236 to #233 - Sunburn (01/11/2013) [-]

Ah, wait. #227 rolled dubs first.

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**martenskii rolled user Imbtrtenu **

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#348 to #229 - Imbtrtenu (01/12/2013) [-]

You... What have you done!?

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#210 to #205 - clingy (01/11/2013) [-]

wow, i rolled 89 twice, but no dubs... screw you fj

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**getoffit rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at Australia, not even once. ** Shreks fw

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#243 - stopdropandtroll (01/11/2013) [-]

"pray to shrek" Fucking lol'd.

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Shrek Episode III: Revenge of the Onion

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