>Be me, 7th grade beta
>In pe class doing the "fun run" run around the school
>See some 8th alphas watching us run
>Decide to run faster to impress them
>Guy in front of me moves out of the way quickly
>Right as he moves, I see a pole about waist height
>Run into pole full speed and piss myself involuntarily
>Get bruise on pelvis the shape of the pole
MFW I pee every time I sneeze now