Seamus. . Anonymous (( Thu) Replies: :: 22505550235 2; -? Posted one of my stories the other day. I used to work at a game store/ LAN center. Here' s another st Seamus Anonymous (( Thu) Replies: :: 22505550235 2; -? Posted one of my stories the other day I used to work at a game store/ LAN center Here' s another st
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Seamus

Anonymous (( Thu) Replies: :: 22505550235 2; -?
Posted one of my stories the other day. I used to work at a game store/ LAN center. Here' s another story.
Seamus and Wow night:
2 get to work, first Saturday on the job
2 day shift girl says "I hope you' re ready. were open until midnight for Wow night"
2 ask if she can watch overhue store anotherfjer minutes
2 go to gas station at strip mall
2 get biggest bottle of whiskey and a big gulp rfcoke
2 mix it up in the car
2 now I' m ready
2 kids start filing in around A
2 casually sipping my drink
2 25 year old walk up to counter
2 fat as fuck, gay ass anime shirt, and the kind of acne where you can see the hair growing out ofthe yellow part
2 take a big drink
2 "my name is Seamus"
2 "20 bucks for the Wow night, dude."
2 "ND! MY MOM JUST CHARGED MY ACCOUNT? I DONT HAVE TO RAW"
2 take another huge drink
2 "I' m looking at your account now, you only have three hour credits left-"
2 "ND! SHE JUST CHARGED MY ACCOUNT LAST NIGHT!"
2 "look dude, why don' t you just call her. In the meantime play with your remaining 3"
2 fat fuck waddles away
2 sigh of relief, drink more
2 Seamus walks up to kid sitting at a computer
2 "GET OFF MY COMPUTER! THATS MINE, EVERYONE KNOWS Tl"
2 pushes kid out of his chair
2 "knock it off Seamus, go to your assigned computer and shut the fuck up."
2 "COMPUTER 13 IS MINE! I ALWAYS USE COMPUTER "
2 ffb, this dude is like otherthan me
2 "sit at your assigned computer or leave"
2 finally takes his seat pissing and moaning about it
2 go back to drinking and reading stupid web comics
2 two hours of peace and quiet
2 Seamus starts screaming at his team mates for stupid shit
2 I yell at him for making a scene over a video game
2 hear sound like an electric motor in its last leg
2 Gilbert Grape' s mom style ham beast rolls in on a rascal
2 only time I pity a machine
2 Seamus mos to her
2 "mom. this guy is being mean, he won' t let me use my computer, yelled and cursed at me, and says I only had three hours left"
2 chug my drink
2 fat bitch starts screaming at me for being mean to her son
2 incredibly pissed off
2 she pays for the fat fuck and leaves
2 sit back down, drink more, notice the "Master Control" icon
2 I can see everything in their screens, type, and use their interface
2 Seamus starts squirming in his chair
2 kids on either side come up to counter
2 "can we change stations, please?"
2 "Seamus just pooped his pants-"
2 fucking disgusting, dude couldn' t stop playing long enough to go to bathroom
2 that' s enough
2 get on Seamus' computer from master
2 type "big black cocks" in his party chat
2 immediate reaction
2 type "holy fuck, I want to go to the cock buffet"
2 Seamus starts screaming
2 type "I just shit my pants"
2 Seamus rips keyboard out ofthe computer and throws it across the store
2 Imao "that' s it Seamus. you' re banned."
2 Seamus bursts in to tears screaming at me that he' s going to tell his mother
2 "get the fuck out of my store before I call the police"
2 grabs his stuff and storms to the door
2 massive shit stain on the seat of his pants
2 gag
2 last day working there
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Views: 19539 Submitted: 09/12/2013