Sausage Foot Play

>be 18
>frying brats in oil
>roll brat off pan and into bun
>victory dance
> aggressively roll second brat
>flies off pan
>ohshitohshitohshit
>catch between feet like pornstar
>immediately realize socks are not valid form of protection
>refuse to lose this brat
>burn the shit out of feet
>go to hospital
>skin comes off with sock
>doctor gives 5mg morphine
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>dad says he's bringing food
>feet go numb
>eyes feel heavy
>mom's spaghetti.