SI Hitler. We all have a little hitler in us.. One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to ! -E human deaths. Standard St prefixes apply. Thus
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SI Hitler

We all have a little hitler in us.

One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to ! -E human deaths.
Standard St prefixes apply. Thus Iameli Shipmates achievements amount to Mi micrometre's.
The true utility of the hitlerss an St unit is it allows useful unit conversions_
Fer example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth tis million us dollars ). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -
000, 000, 000 dallars_ (-41 Eurodollars).
It can therefore be quantitatively established whether er not sameone is "worse than hitler". when congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in sees the market lest 1. 2 tn' alien dallars in
1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millilitre's_ Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called verse than hitler, as his achievements decked roughly 5 hitlers.
When yew bank nails mu with a 35 dollar fine, mu can confidently tell the teller that they are currently ******* mu ever the tune of picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny
auschwitz behind the chunter_
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C] Anonymous ) 23: 36: e
Oh god damn it why does this kind tat make sense
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User avatar #1 - kilotech (05/18/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Mao Zedong? Clocks almost 16 Hitlers
User avatar #5 - drastronomy (05/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
He killed more than 6 mill. That was just the jews

its closer to 20 mill if i remember correctly
#23 - gabemczombie (05/19/2014) [-]
>Not using Stalins   
>Not knowing that everyone has a miniture auschwits behind the counter
>Not using Stalins
>Not knowing that everyone has a miniture auschwits behind the counter
#30 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
No, in all seriousness I don't know what's worse about this site, the latent homophobia, misogyny, or clost nazism. 						****					 each and every one of you Fascist scum.
No, in all seriousness I don't know what's worse about this site, the latent homophobia, misogyny, or clost nazism. **** each and every one of you Fascist scum.
#31 to #30 - thegrimgenius (05/19/2014) [-]
>Supporting degeneracy   
>Not supporting Fascism   
>misogyny
>Supporting degeneracy
>Not supporting Fascism
>misogyny
#2 - biscuitsunited (05/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9 - zomglolol (05/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #8 - zomglolol (05/19/2014) [-]
Don't for get conversion rates!
1 Hitler in UK would be worth £24591641400000.00
#4 - erethilful (05/19/2014) [-]
It actually makes quite lot of sense.
It actually makes quite lot of sense.
#25 - greenwithenvy (05/19/2014) [-]
I find that value of 6.9 million dollars a bit high... IMO take whatever number the government is willing to spend on a person (welfare, healthcare, foodstamps, all of that **** ) and add it together from 18-85. I doubt it's 6.9 million.
User avatar #44 - thetoasterofdeath (05/19/2014) [-]
Mao Zedong killed 80 million people
User avatar #42 - Maroon (05/19/2014) [-]
yeah, but that was 1.2 trillion in a single day. Hitler's score came from about a decades worth of work. Congress is still literally worse than Hitler.
#40 - tehwheelman (05/19/2014) [-]
But can it equal a single admin?
But can it equal a single admin?
#36 - leftbehind (05/19/2014) [-]
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#32 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolled image** new measurement
User avatar #27 - skysailor (05/19/2014) [-]
In order for this to make sense, you would have to factor in the torture of the people, not just the death. Many would say that they suffered something worse than death. Furthermore, what happens after death is still unknown. What if they all went to heaven? Awesome, yeah? If nothing happens then it kinda sucks.

So, if you killed as many people as Hitler, but made it quick and painless, you wouldn't really be as bad as him.
#26 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Guys Stalin was really bad, but technically Genghis Khan was worse, he obliterated more than a quarter of the worlds population during the Mongols Rampage from Mongolian steps to Western Europe.
The funny thing is the more I read the more people come out of the wood work defending the mass murders then trying to say that Western Leaders are worse. Yeah we're not, there's a reason people immigrate to New Zealand, Australia, U.S.A, Canada, England, Western Europe etc. it because you know, we have a life expectancy above the age of 30 where one can live in relative comfort, with the ability to buy what we want, think what we want (but not say it) and actually have a real chance of your children outliving you.
Yeah go the west - we don't fight for freedom people, that's just an election term. We fight for the right to live comfortably in a place where its unlikely that we will be murdered by other nations or people of differing ideas with some nutty interpretation of god.
User avatar #14 - poutinesalad (05/19/2014) [-]
Hahahahaha tiny auschwitz
#12 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Im pretty sure Mao was worse than Hitler and Stalin as well
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