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Cl Anonymous 02/ 20/ 1 Smite d) 02: 45 No. 1 7891 at 9 Replies: an real as? art rear 901 ' rear ms ' rest are apt rear also :) 14 ' may as
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personal beta story
HEB
ffirst time having sex
******** her missionary
morn taught me that girls liked to be slapped on the ass while *******
thing is her stomach
pstart slapping it as hard as I can, its like I' m playing belly homes
sshe starts cracking up and pushes me off of her
sshe leaves, still laughing
ago to school the next day
ppeople relate me as "Happy"
comtent had sex since
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Submitted: 02/21/2013
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#6 - captainwow (02/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm so sorry Slappy.
#22 - gooolol (02/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**gooolol rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Aye! **

My story

>first time having sex
>404 sex not found
>mfw I'm 23
User avatar #31 - residentblackman (02/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>16
>having sex with volleyball player
>the ass was fat
>do her doggy style
>in my zone, balls slapping her crotch
>I have my mouth open the whole time, begin drooling on her ass
>she thinks I finished, she gets up and turns around
>I blow my man load all over her face
>she laughs at it and we go on to date for the rest of high school
User avatar #8 - cantfindausername (02/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I came fast and became flacid
My girlfriend giggled and said my penis was floppy
She calls me Floppy.
I know your pain, Slappy.
#25 - bliggityblack (02/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I find so many of these first time sex stories so hard to believe. want a real first time sex story?
>19
>Both virgins
>she tries riding me...awkward.
>I try doing her missionary...still awkward.
>we're bad at this
>I laugh
>she cries
>she wanted her first time to be perfect
>I laugh harder
>4 years later we are sex champions

TL;DR If your first time doesn't end in laughter or crying then one of you is sex beast mode already.
User avatar #18 - ishalltroll (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"porn taught me"
Then ****** pretty much destined to go south.
#16 - madroxjobe (02/21/2013) [-]
my beta story

>first time having sex
>crazy excited
>dick so hard
>goes in
>so tight
>hurts
>unbarable
>try to run away
>STUCK
>regret going to prison
#48 - deezknuts (02/22/2013) [+] (20 replies)
>that's cute   
   
   
i haven't had sex ever, and i'm 17   
   
Am I the only 						*******					 person on the planet who doesn't think that it's a big deal?
>that's cute


i haven't had sex ever, and i'm 17

Am I the only ******* person on the planet who doesn't think that it's a big deal?
#83 - jaketasticness (02/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Invite my brony friend over
>She's 9/10 but "just a friend"
>Spends the night watching mlp
>I have no interest in the show
>Inevitably start having sexy time
>lose my virginity while mlp is on
>now mlp triggers sexy thoughts and makes me aroused
>mfw it happens
#45 - crosskill (02/22/2013) [-]
MFW slappy
#63 - IceViper (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
-be 16    
-go on first date with a girl at, my friend comes along with his girlfriend (we are at her house)    
-this girl has liked me for about 6 months and really wants the D.    
-go on a walk with just the 4 of us    
-we split up, i go into the woods and behind a barn that nobody was in near a neighbor's house, friend goes into the girls garage    
-i get a blowjob, and it was difficult to fully enjoy because she scraped her teeth on my dick    
-my friend gets cockblocked by the other girl's mom because she pulled into their driveway    
-i nutted all over the girls face because being a 16 year old i wanted to try out brazzers original moves    
-we meet up at the house afterwards    
-the girl i was with is forever deemed "the human rake" by our school to this day due to her way of dick sucking    
MFW her friends think its my fault she gets that nickname
-be 16
-go on first date with a girl at, my friend comes along with his girlfriend (we are at her house)
-this girl has liked me for about 6 months and really wants the D.
-go on a walk with just the 4 of us
-we split up, i go into the woods and behind a barn that nobody was in near a neighbor's house, friend goes into the girls garage
-i get a blowjob, and it was difficult to fully enjoy because she scraped her teeth on my dick
-my friend gets cockblocked by the other girl's mom because she pulled into their driveway
-i nutted all over the girls face because being a 16 year old i wanted to try out brazzers original moves
-we meet up at the house afterwards
-the girl i was with is forever deemed "the human rake" by our school to this day due to her way of dick sucking
MFW her friends think its my fault she gets that nickname
#52 - IceViper (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i would think this is 						********					 because girls dont just start 						*******					 and then stop for a stupid reason like that unless it hurt, which it obviously didnt since she was laughing.   
   
I am also a betafag sadly, 16 and i have only gotten head from 2 girls, so this is my amateur call on 						********					.
i would think this is ******** because girls dont just start ******* and then stop for a stupid reason like that unless it hurt, which it obviously didnt since she was laughing.

I am also a betafag sadly, 16 and i have only gotten head from 2 girls, so this is my amateur call on ******** .
#89 to #52 - frienderman (02/22/2013) [-]
>Betafag
>16
>head from two girls

I don't think you're a betafag, kiddo.
#44 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Female Anon here.
Need some advice. Both my boyfriend and I are virgins and I want the first time to be memorable. Any crazy and good positions guys like?
User avatar #50 to #44 - friendlyanonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
You go face down ass up.
He lays across you.
Puts his dick in your butt.
SPINS IN CIRCLES ONTOP OF YOUR ASS LIKE A HELICOPTER BLADE!
#95 - lmaobutts (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 15   
>Be virgin   
>Having sex is not the most important thing in life to me   
>All friends are wut.jpeg   
>Try to explain that there are more important things in life that having sex   
>MFW my friends think I'm gay and/or prepubescent
>Be 15
>Be virgin
>Having sex is not the most important thing in life to me
>All friends are wut.jpeg
>Try to explain that there are more important things in life that having sex
>MFW my friends think I'm gay and/or prepubescent
#40 - prettyflyforaderp (02/22/2013) [-]
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what he should of done
User avatar #97 - JimiHendrix (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>16
>having sex with gf for first time
>get so into it that i start crying when i blow my load
>i try to not make her notice so i **** everywhere
>she's confused and scared
>her mom walks in
>i panic and punch her in the face
>she's unconscious
>start crying even more and run out the house naked
run into the street
>didnt look both ways
>get hit by car
>forever known as ****** McCryer the Crippled Woman Beater
>i know your pain
User avatar #88 - xxkosukexx (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
16, haha ******* fag
+1
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User avatar #20 - tehnoobpwnzor (02/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
in missionary....closest thing is her stomach...are you a midget? 0_o
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