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Russian Gunsmithing

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it, S EB
raga, ht: -W am WE Elf . kebab at night’?
Du not warn; Ivan, I an inf it.‘
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Submitted: 04/27/2014
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#1 - dashgamer (04/27/2014) [-]
I should have done this every time I had to turn my M16 back into the armory.   
"Where the hell is your ACOG? And your PEQ? And your surefire?"   
"Am not of needings silly capitalist American swine sight, Corporal, for with ingenious innovation Madur Russia has made rifle aim at filthy intelligensia's head using View-Finder. Am not of needings PEQ for laser pointer with rubber band is doings trick. Surefire flashlight not necessary when have lightbulb with wattage of thousand suns!"   
And then I would have been dishonorably discharged.
I should have done this every time I had to turn my M16 back into the armory.
"Where the hell is your ACOG? And your PEQ? And your surefire?"
"Am not of needings silly capitalist American swine sight, Corporal, for with ingenious innovation Madur Russia has made rifle aim at filthy intelligensia's head using View-Finder. Am not of needings PEQ for laser pointer with rubber band is doings trick. Surefire flashlight not necessary when have lightbulb with wattage of thousand suns!"
And then I would have been dishonorably discharged.
#21 - iphony (04/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#18 - dvdfaust ONLINE (04/28/2014) [+] (17 replies)
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User avatar #3 - roliga ONLINE (04/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
But then Sergei realizes that no kebabs will be removed because all he is armed with is 9x18 mak, a ****** glorified .380
#6 to #3 - kebabs (04/28/2014) [-]
9x18=162
User avatar #7 - konradkurze (04/28/2014) [+] (27 replies)
knowing the russians ability to build **** from the most basic stuff.....attaching a lightbulb to a gun liike that would actually light up for the user to fire in the dark
#10 to #7 - megakillerx ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
In conclusion; Russians are Orks.
#13 - szatan (04/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#9 - zomaru ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Think about it, the bulb is in the way, meaning you have one shot, with light, and then its a taser mounted on a pistol! Not only are they disorientated with a bullet wound and now their eyes are unadjusted, and suddenly they are being tazed with small metal filaments and shards of broken glass.
Think about it, the bulb is in the way, meaning you have one shot, with light, and then its a taser mounted on a pistol! Not only are they disorientated with a bullet wound and now their eyes are unadjusted, and suddenly they are being tazed with small metal filaments and shards of broken glass.
#4 - anonymous (04/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #5 to #4 - Zaxplab ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Jeff sounds like he's got a bee in his bonnet.
#54 - thefunnyside (04/28/2014) [-]
As a Serb, I approve of this message

But really though, we don't give a **** about kebab
And I hate to be a buzzkill, but we don't talk like that
Have a wonderful day
#20 - infinitereaper (04/28/2014) [-]
"kebab"
"kebab"
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