Retard Story. . Anonymous 10/ 3 f/ f 3( Thu) f 9: 1 f :53 No. 513691304 I witnessed the most horrific Tard event. in school ll!. chalking down crowded 214 KB we
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Anonymous 10/ 3 f/ f 3( Thu) f 9: 1 f :53 No. 513691304
I witnessed the most horrific
Tard event.
in school
ll!. chalking down crowded
214 KB we corridor
tard holding sandwich
tard is known for flipping out violently and
a wrangler is nowhere to be seen.
Spuddenly, amongst the crowd, someone
bumps into the tard and knocks his sandwich
out his hand.
slice of ham lands on some quiet kid who is
by his locker
the horns of Jericho, the tard lets out
noise that could bring down the walls of a
fortress
two leaps on the quiet kid and tackles him to
the ground, eyes glazed over in feral rage
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tard sinks his teeth into this kid' s upper
thigh, but somehow still roaring
allittle did I know, thta the quiet kid was
suffering from PTSD from a violent dog attack
flips his **** and unleashes an epic
fist combo into the tards face
Hits the punches keep landing, the tard' s face
is slowly becoming mushier and redder
tard increases his bite strengh and his
growl grows louder
quiet kid is now bawling his eyes out but
he doesn' t cease his furious punching
Xblood is beginning to be splattered about the
hall from the tard' s face
who bite mark is now flowing freely with blood
as well
llike lightning, the quiet kid grabs the tard' s
forehead with one hand and right hooks him in
the jaw with the other.
who tard flops off the kid and begins writing on
the floor, smearing blood and saliva
everywhere
tthe quiet kid looks at his bloodsoaked fists,
pukes and passes out (probably from the pain
of the bite)
he broke a tard' s jaw to free himself
the hallway looks like the *******
somme
at least 10 kids had to have counselling
after seeing this
Also, Tard stories general.
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Submitted: 01/13/2014
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#1 - captainganto (01/14/2014) [-]
always provides a giggle
User avatar #2 - sanguinesolitude (01/14/2014) [-]
One of my favorite stories, but i've seen it so many times i didnt even smile.
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