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User avatar #292 - malific (11/17/2012) [-]
My GF's first time, not mine. End up in a foursome with 2 other dudes though D-:

We start off a little slow but things heat up fast. Me and her pretty much stealing the show while the other try get their guns involved but are almost just standing there watching.

I start pushing in and she's telling me I'm too deep and need to pull out. **** it, I throw the thruster on and ram in. Lots of blood... She keeps yelling at me to slow down but it's not long before she's enjoying it as much as I am, and the fireworks are flying everywhere.

We're getting close to the end and I just shoot my rocket hard. The Explosion hit her and she starts screaming and vibrating at the same time. The other guys pratically didn't do anything the whole time.. chumps.

After a second she's laying there completely limp, with me on top, and I go down on her then come back up. Repeat it real fast 4 or 5 times and she starts screaming again. The other two dudes are just standing there staring now.

All in all it was a fantastic time, but I don't think she'll ever play Halo 4 Spartan Ops with me again.
#295 to #292 - anonymous (11/19/2012) [-]
You, sir, deserve a thumb.
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