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pikininja
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>Be girl
>Read this
>Have to hear the ocean every day
>Mfw I can never look at the ocean the same way.
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demideus
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(07/18/2013)
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the sperm dies before the trash can be even taken away....
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guiguito
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(07/18/2013)
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it can survive 48 aprox on dry places and much much more on wet places
if i remember correctly, there was this case where a 11 year old girl got pregnant because her brother jacked off in the bathroom and cleaned the mess on his sister towel
sperm is a tricky slipery ************, don't underestimate it
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chaossniper
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(07/18/2013)
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in normal atmospheric conditions it survives 3h max
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tylosaurus
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(07/18/2013)
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Did she shove the towel up her vag?
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drynix
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(07/18/2013)
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Sperm can barely survive in wet places. If you just take a bucket of water and toss it in there it will die rather quickly. The viscousity and osmolarity of water is just wrong for sperm to survive in.
The osmosis will make them explode + the portein inside the thick fluid gets messed up in water ( Like most protein do in water).
And on dry places under ideal conditions it MIGHT reach 48 hours, but most likely it dies after a couple of hours. Depending ofcourse on how much fluid there is compared to spermcells.
and why am I going into so much details about sperm?
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guiguito
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(07/18/2013)
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because you touch yourself at night
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hinji
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(07/18/2013)
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<- take this
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runswithdragons
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no it can survive 3 hours on a toilet seat. and unless the girl masturbated with the towel it wouldn't just swim a few inches into her uterus. whoever told you that story was on crack my good sir.
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guiguito
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it's all about chances realy. it was on the news.
also it don't take crack to lie, just sayin.
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runswithdragons
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obviously I didn't mean they were actually on crack its just an expression
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guiguito
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that dude seems familiar
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seniorawesomesauce
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#331
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(07/18/2013)
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Carl Sagan...
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guiguito
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(07/18/2013)
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i knew i knew him
"you wanna bring the heat with the mushroom coulds you are makin' imma bake raps from scratch like carl sagan, while it's true that my work is based on your, imma super computer you are like a ti-82 yeah"
WHO WON, WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE
thanks for the info btw
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runswithdragons
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I don't know who he is and I don't know the sauce
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pikininja
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(07/18/2013)
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That is still a disturbing image.
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CHODYTHEBLAKGUY
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(07/18/2013)
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go skinny dipping everyday to see if its possible! then get back to me in 9 months when the baby is born asian. because obviously theres a lot of asian jizz in the sea by now i mean come on japanese people
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