Psycho Hose Beast. .. It started to go all Forest Gump at one point
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Submitted: 07/16/2013
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#216 - hinedodmansmith **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#210 - silverhellion (07/17/2013) [-]
wait a few extra minutes.
dumb bitch dies of blood loss.
no more crazy stalker.
#209 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
Most of this 'happened' because he saw her as a gold digger. How did he know she was? Maybe she did love him and by sleeping with her he just made it worse and that emotional manipulation caused her to crack.

Assuming its true which it probably isnt.
#206 - adr (07/17/2013) [-]
I was expecting a "You can't Flim Flam the Zim Zam"
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#204 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 - TheUsername (07/17/2013) [-]
So the same day that happened, he typed this? I dont know why, but it gives me a weird, trippy feel.
User avatar #228 to #203 - technoplasm **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
I picture him in like a robe with a pipe and some coffee, sitting back in his chair at the end of the day.
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#201 - adu (07/17/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that feels like this man is a complete 						*******					? I mean, breaking up with someone that doesn't make you happy is one thing, but flat out ignoring them when they're crying out for help, not talking to them when it's obvious they have a problem that you can help them work through... It's not like he's obligated to help her, but everything he did in the this story just made it worse. Having sex with her when she obviously had ulterior motives, branding her a gold digger just because he thinks he's successful, opting to beat her, cut her, shank her with a screwdriver before talking to her... and then that 						*******					 note at the end just seems like gloating to me. I mean, he could have gotten the legal restraining order, moved away, done all that stuff without telling her, without needing to say goodbye. But he doesn't do that, instead he says "I hope you enjoy the upcoming months of humiliation, sadness and envy." That's not even treating her like a human 						*******					 being, man. I'd slap this anon's 						****					 silly if I ever met him. You don't treat other people like that, you just don't.    
   
My only comfort in all of this is that this story is completely fake.
Am I the only one that feels like this man is a complete ******* ? I mean, breaking up with someone that doesn't make you happy is one thing, but flat out ignoring them when they're crying out for help, not talking to them when it's obvious they have a problem that you can help them work through... It's not like he's obligated to help her, but everything he did in the this story just made it worse. Having sex with her when she obviously had ulterior motives, branding her a gold digger just because he thinks he's successful, opting to beat her, cut her, shank her with a screwdriver before talking to her... and then that ******* note at the end just seems like gloating to me. I mean, he could have gotten the legal restraining order, moved away, done all that stuff without telling her, without needing to say goodbye. But he doesn't do that, instead he says "I hope you enjoy the upcoming months of humiliation, sadness and envy." That's not even treating her like a human ******* being, man. I'd slap this anon's **** silly if I ever met him. You don't treat other people like that, you just don't.

My only comfort in all of this is that this story is completely fake.
#230 to #201 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
This isn't real sure, but if it was then she got what she deserved.
User avatar #207 to #201 - Lainge (07/17/2013) [-]
blah blah blah didn't read it
Someone stalks you.
You're allowed to not want to talk to them.
#211 to #207 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
He was ignoring her before it was even classed as stalking.
User avatar #212 to #211 - Lainge (07/17/2013) [-]
If you dump someone you don't have to stay their friend you know.
You don't HAVE to be friends with anybody. You are allowed to ignore them.
User avatar #213 to #212 - adu (07/17/2013) [-]
You didn't even read the post, didn't even address anything I said, so you don't get to have an opinion.
User avatar #217 to #213 - Lainge (07/18/2013) [-]
If someone treats you like **** and pretty much makes you fear for your life you don't have to be their friend.
How is this a hard concept?

If someone made me actually fear for my life but then I managed to "win", by them getting arrested or what have you.
Of course I'd want to rub it in their face it would be well within my rights.
User avatar #218 to #217 - adu (07/18/2013) [-]
You still didn't read my post. I never said he had to be her friend.
User avatar #219 to #218 - Lainge (07/18/2013) [-]
Well why would you help someone crying out for help if you didn't want anything to do with them? Let them deal with their own **** rather than draw you in to their dangerous insanity.
User avatar #220 to #219 - adu (07/18/2013) [-]
That's an entirely fair option. Threatening and insulting her post-suicide attempt is not.
User avatar #221 to #220 - Lainge (07/18/2013) [-]
Why not?
If a crazy psychotic person was in your house and had a katana, you're telling me you wouldn't want any kind of revenge no matter how small?
User avatar #223 to #221 - adu (07/18/2013) [-]
Revenge on someone that never meant you any harm isn't revenge. It's called being a bitter ******* .
User avatar #224 to #223 - Lainge (07/18/2013) [-]
"Stalkers don't mean you harm."
It's cute how naive you are.
User avatar #225 to #224 - adu (07/18/2013) [-]
Now you're just making generalizations. I don't see a point in continuing this chain of purple lines.
User avatar #226 to #225 - Lainge (07/18/2013) [-]
How many stalkers have you had?
User avatar #205 to #201 - jakekel (07/17/2013) [-]
I really hope so too, and I agree completely.
User avatar #199 - manbearpiglet (07/17/2013) [-]
I was expecting smooth criminal at the end...
User avatar #197 - yourdadsdad (07/17/2013) [-]
I thought he was going to walk through his open door, get on the floor, and walk the dinosaur
User avatar #195 - tonkkax (07/17/2013) [-]
So the girl was standing outside the guys house for a night, then breaks into the house, stabs herself and blames the guy for being a selfish **** ?
User avatar #200 to #195 - mikkotheraichu (07/17/2013) [-]
What? No. The 'horrid, selfish' thing was the note for her to read...
User avatar #194 - spyrosiznasty (07/17/2013) [-]
Reading this was the best thing I've did on the internet in a while 10/10
#192 - UnoSkullmanx (07/17/2013) [-]
no feels or laughs from this

0/10 would not reccomend
#187 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
Anon is a bitch
User avatar #185 - fallenstar (07/17/2013) [-]
There wasnt a punch line... **** THIS IS REAL
#189 to #185 - UnoSkullmanx (07/17/2013) [-]
because you can't lie on the internet, right?
User avatar #196 to #189 - mrtwilightsparkle ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Was this guy's joke completely lost on you?
User avatar #184 - noblekira (07/17/2013) [-]
Ive seen so many posts similar to this that i expected it to inexplicably loop into tthe fresh prince of bel air theme
User avatar #182 - megusters (07/17/2013) [-]
I don't like the ending. Inb4 **** your opinion.
#180 - shodaihokage (07/17/2013) [-]
For some reason I thought he was going to be samurai jack....
For some reason I thought he was going to be samurai jack....
#179 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
There is this girl I really like and she gave me her ask.fm/loveelexxi website

Can you guys help me out just ask her questions that will make her happy and put her in a good mood and laugh. Please FunnyJunk I like this girl and I just want her to be happy
#193 to #179 - yulster (07/17/2013) [-]
seems like she is happy enough, without fj being helping her...
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#190 to #179 - hugotr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #186 to #179 - elbrysobrony (07/17/2013) [-]
Fair warning: Asking for this kinda stuff on an image board like this is just begging for disaster.
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#174 - lambocj (07/17/2013) [-]
Congrats to not impregnating her.
Congrats to not impregnating her.
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